rubber plants

heaven has no taste

Hal Oszan as Crowley in Good Omens

…The Devil hardly ever made anyone do anything. He didn’t have to. That was what some humans found hard to understand. Hell wasn’t a major reservoir of evil, any more than Heaven, in Crowley’s opinion, was a fountain of goodness; they were just sides in the great cosmic chess game. Where you found the real McCoy, the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind.

YGOTAS in December
  • Bakura: *with rubber gloves on, hanging plants on the walls* Deck the halls with poison ivy, falalala-lala-lalalala.
  • Kaiba: *writing a check for a ridiculous amount of money* 'Tis the season to spend money, falalala-lala-lalalala.
  • Melvin: *standing next to a window* Push your sister out the window...
  • Ishizu: What?
  • Melvin: *shoves Ishizu, hits an impressive falsetto* Fall fall fall lalala la la la!
  • Yami: *duel disk activated, card in hand* And then you can summon Kuriboh!
  • Kuriboh: *is summoned, wearing a santa hat* Do the lalala-lalalala!
  • Kaiba: Happy Hanukkah everybody. Now back to work!