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ok this my list of hoe tips and life tips in general

- can’t get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade

- can’t get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower

- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny

- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass

- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. it’ll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf

- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet

- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe

- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing

- if ur used to wearing tampons and that’s what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run

- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft

- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life

- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection

- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!

- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! don’t shave it unless YOU want to, don’t leave that decision up to ur nasty man

- allow urself junk in moderation. it’ll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while

- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein

- do ur fucking homework and do it on time

- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer

- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair

- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!

- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. it’ll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do

- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also won’t deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)

- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!

- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if it’s not the dick won’t go down

- can’t deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!

- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying

- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!

- this one kinda weird but don’t hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI

- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat

- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver

- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it

- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. it’ll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly

- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ain’t got no moneyyyy

- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)

ill probs add onto this when i think of more!

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//Have you guys seen this yet??

His chest is amazing, hnnNNNN–!!

Downside Up by robertrath Downside upside downside up …. It’s quite irrelevant to a whale’s watery realm.

Meeting George this year in Vava'u, Tonga, was one of the most extraordinary moments of my life and has set things in motion I could never have envisioned.

I have already written about George and my first encounter with him in an earlier post. I’ve recalled how he terrified me, how he delighted me, captivated me and played with me. I have described how he lifted me gently out of the water, rolled me over and back in, then belly-rubbed me as he swam by.

George left me overwhelmingly wanting to not only share my experiences and my images, but also to encourage others to travel to Tonga. I want everyone to swim with these beautiful humpback whales and come back with their own experiences to share.

Since meeting George and the humpback whales of Tonga, I’ve felt a calling to do more for their cause and our marine environment. Perhaps I’ve already inspired others through my images and my writing. I hope so.

Photo: Robert Rath, ‘Downside Up’, 1/800s f/7.1 ISO160 15mm

… more at http://wetshutter.com

I have to admit that I’m very annoyed by ableist insults directed at Komaeda. I absolutely understand if someone doesn’t like him, but the words ‘psycho’, ‘crazy’ etc… really rub me the wrong way. People aren’t using it as an analysis of his character but as an insult, to belittle him and just, please stop.

Words have meanings.

anonymous asked:

this cute guy i had been chatting to during the night told me to wrap my arms around him inside his coat jacket because my teeth were chattering and i was shivering so much i was losing my breath. he wrapped his arms and coat around me and rubbed my back. i'm a bit short and he's pretty tall so my head was right on his chest and he smelled gooooood and he was so fricking cute. i want him right now. im in christmas pjs and i wanna snuggle.

This is so bloody adorable, oh my goodness, my lovely. That’s the perfect way of keeping warm in this weather - I’m jealous, haha. xx

anonymous asked:

this cute guy i had been chatting to during the night told me to wrap my arms around him inside his coat jacket because my teeth were chattering and i was shivering so much i was losing my breath. he wrapped his arms and coat around me and rubbed my back. i'm a bit short and he's pretty tall so my head was right on his chest and he smelled gooooood and he was so fricking cute. i want him right now. im in christmas pjs and i wanna snuggle.

I am jealous.

No, but seriously, that sounds ridiculously cute and I’m super happy for you.  :)

But also jealous.

anonymous asked:

That new RP is dominated by bullies whom if you upset them even slightly you get bombarded with anon hate. Chloe was the only one who actually wanted everyone included and happy and I'm sad to see her blog go before I really got to know her.

i’ll probably get hate now lmAO. honestly tho i know how much work Chloe had put in to it and how much love she had for it and for her to leave something she loved thAT much should show that it took her a lot to leave and to then get hate for leaving and not being able to handle some of the issue any longer that she did she already was…idk it just rubs me the wrong way how she was treated after saying she was gonna leave 

anonymous asked:

this cute guy i had been chatting to during the night told me to wrap my arms around him inside his coat jacket because my teeth were chattering and i was shivering so much i was losing my breath. he wrapped his arms and coat around me and rubbed my back. i'm a bit short and he's pretty tall so my head was right on his chest and he smelled gooooood and he was so fricking cute. i want him right now. im in christmas pjs and i wanna snuggle.

Omg….

That is a fanfic scene if there ever was one

anonymous asked:

this bothered me a few months ago but people were angry about sombra's design and saying they wanted her to be an omnic instead and it just rubbed me the wrong way.

Yeah same…like I’m sure there will be more playable Omnics in the future lol let people have their representation with Sombra damn

anonymous asked:

Lol I'm late to the Yuri on Ice discourse but I agree w/ that one anon who was talking abt how Yuri is learning to view himself as something sexual, bc imma be real. I'm a lot like Yuri. I got major anxiety up my ass like him, I can't tell you when my next breakdown is going to be but its likely going to be at a competition, stuff like that. And, all my anxiety + my nonexistent self esteem, it ruins how u view urself, especially sexually. It messes up how u view urself. Ace Yuuri rubs me wrong

it’s basically “adopting own internalized issues as an identity on its own”

anonymous asked:

this cute guy i had been chatting to during the night told me to wrap my arms around him inside his coat jacket because my teeth were chattering and i was shivering so much i was losing my breath. he wrapped his arms and coat around me and rubbed my back. i'm a bit short and he's pretty tall so my head was right on his chest and he smelled gooooood and he was so fricking cute. i want him right now. im in christmas pjs and i wanna snuggle.

Omg that sounds so yummy ….. was it bad that I was imagining Harry though this entire story?! I’m so happy for you, love ❤️

anonymous asked:

They weren't even criticizing the typo or you, I'm sure they just thought it was a little funny and I don't think they were even rude about pointing it out. And whether you mean it or not, your reply comes across as extremely rude. I understand you might have a lot going on, but that doesn't excuse jumping down a users throat, especially offsite where they can't really do anything about it. Now I don't mean to make you feel worse, but please think stuff like that through first. Have a great day!

I didn’t mean to come off rude, I didn’t mind the post itself it was the hashtag in the bottom about the team needing a spellcheck that rubbed me the wrong way. Making jokes about typos is completely welcome, god knows I make enough jokes about my own typos, it’s funny. But this isn’t the first time someone has commented on a typo and acted like the site needs help of some sort because of the bad writing. Before I posted my response I did ask a few people to check it to see if it came off bitchy and they had said it was alright, it truly wasn’t my intent to come off that way and I am sorry it did. I was just trying to clarify that mistakes happen, and there is a lot of pressure to do things correct the first time and if I don’t live up to the expectations people tend to get aggressive and upset (such as not having Advent open on the 1st of December)

actual real life study tips

Okay, so I see a lot of “how to make cute note” etc. etc. tips on here and while aesthetically appealing notes totally help some people, there’s way more to being studious and productive than spending hours writing or rewriting your notes! Personally, I get by just as well on functional notes as those that I’ve doodled, dotted, and dashed into oblivion– in terms of decoration, it’s best that you do you. I used to be a pretty awful student, and note taking guides did jack squat to help me. So my 4.0 and messy notes are here to give the advice that they can–  here are some study tips absent of frills and squiggly lines– how shit gets done. 

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