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If the espada could spend the day with a shingami of their choice...


As requested by yugiohrox. :)


The espada “get” to spend the day with a shinigami, and it’s their pick as to who. Who will each of them choose?


1. Halibel

Halibel: I should like to spend the day with the shinigami who called herself Lisa.

Halibel: She seemed very sensible. For a shinigami.

Lisa: Figured you’d pick me. Here’s a selection of lesbian porn and a selection of shark porn. Wasn’t sure what you’d be into.

Halibel:

Halibel: I wish to retract my earlier statement.


2. Szayel

Szayel: “Spend the day with”, huh?

Szayel: I believe that’s code for, “spend the day experimenting on!”

Szayel: So I pick Rose!

Rose: …what?

Szayel: You got great hair, man. I want to know how and why.

Rose: Conditioner?

Szayel: No the deeper reasons!!


3. Yammy

Yammy: I pick that giant wolf guy!

Yammy: He’s the biggest of the shinigami! So therefore the best!

Yammy: I find tiny people to be so annoying to hang out with!

Komamura [now a tiny adorable puppy who is tiny]: Wurf?

Yammy:

Yammy: Okay well that works too.

Yammy: I shall call you Kukkapuro 2.0!

Komamura: Wurf?


4. Zommari

Zommari: I wish to spend the day only with a shinigami who knows the meaning of respect.

Zommari: Also one who will be sympathetic to my views on hollow rights.

Zommari: Therefore I pick the shinigami Hirako Shinji.

Zommari: He wears ties. I heard that that indicates a level of formal politeness among humans and their like.

Shinji: OH BUDDY BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE

Zommari: W-why are you upside down???


5. Starrk

Starrk: That Ukitake guy sounds good to me.

Starrk: He was nice to Lilinette.

Starrk: Maybe he’d be willing to babysit so that I could get some uninterrupted sleep.

Ukitake: WOULD I???

Starrk: Thanks. Don’t feed her too much candy.


6. Lilinette

Lilinette: NO! No more white-haired shinigami guy!

Lilinette: I wanna hang out with someone who takes me seriously! Someone who won’t be afraid to fight me!

Lilinette: What do you say, fellow probably-secretly-a-weapon?

Yachiru:

Yachiru: Let’s break into Byakki’s mansion and eat candy in the walls!

Lilinette: OH COME ON YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME YOU’RE SQUAD 11


7. Aaroniero

Aaroniero: All I know is that I DON’T want to spend any more time with Kuchiki Rukia! She was fun at first. But then she got all grumpy. And murdery.

Aaroniero: I want….the opposite of Kuchiki. No ice powers - fire powers! And not someone young - someone old! And I guess maybe a guy too.

Yamamoto: Hello I like to burn my enemies to ash.

Aaroniero:

Aaroniero: I make bad choices.


8. Barragan

Barragan: I would like to spend the day with Aizen Sosuke.

Aizen: Is that so?

Aizen: If you think you will be able to kill me, simply because I am tied to this chair, you may find yourself - surprised.

Barragan: I do not wish to kill you, Aizen Sosuke.

Barragan: I wish to stand by your chair all day. And do this sexy dance.

Barragan: [dancing]

Barragan: It’s called the “You’re helpless to escape from my dance” dance.

Aizen: DOES ANYBODY NEED MY HELP OUT THERE???

Barragan: Wait until I get to the part where I do the robot.


9. Nnoitra

Nnoitra: Uonhana! I choose Unohana!

Nnoitra: At last I will live the dream of getting to fight to the death with a woman who dares to think that she’s really strong or something!

Unohana: I am a healer now.

Unohana: But I am willing to put that aside and fight, if the right opportunity presents itself.

Unohana: In this case………nah.

Nnoitra: HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO NELLIEL???


10. Luppi

Luppi: Kira Izuru!

Luppi: I want to know why Gin wouldn’t ever shut up about that guy!

Luppi: Plus, he sounds like he’s fun to mess with!

Rose: Okay but just so you know Kira’s hooked up to a bunch of machines in Squad 12 right now, so….

Luppi:

Luppi: Can I pick again?


11. Nelliel

Nelliel: Ichigo is always my first choice, of course!

Nelliel: But since I get to hang out with him all the time….I guess I’d go with Renji!

Nelliel: I hear that Renji and Ichigo are a lot alike!

Rukia: That is so true.

Renji: Wait, that’s a compliment this time, right?


12. Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra: I choose Kuchiki Rukia.

Ulquiorra: I hear that she spent a lot of time with former shinigami Shiba Kaien, a man who understood the heart.

Ulquiorra: She, at last, can answer my questions.

Ulquiorra: I also hear that she is good friends with Inoue Orihime.

Ulquiorra: Perhaps she can explain that feat as well.

Rukia: I supported her rather than kidnapping her.

Ulquiorra: Already I am learning.


13. Grimmjow

Grimmjow: I definitely know who I’m going to pick!

Ichigo: Oh great. Here we go.

Grimmjow: I pick -

Ichigo: [sighs]

Grimmjow: KENPACHI

Ichigo: Wait, what?

Grimmjow: Kenpachi Zaracki, you have perfected the art of getting to attack Kurosaki without getting fucking interrupted all the time!

Grimmjow: Teach me!

Kenpachi: I’ll teach you…BUT ONLY if you prove yourself worthy in a fight!

Grimmjow: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS MY FREAKIN’ LANGUAGE

Ichigo:

Ichigo: Wait, why do I feel disappointed?

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First Look At The Adidas X Tubular Primeknit “Sesame” 

These also dropped via slamjamsocialism earlier this morning a long side the “Navy” color-way, but sold out quickly for a price of $135.00. As you can see the upper is constructed of the Primeknit material rocking different hues of the Sesame tonal color including the laces, branding, and dual soles. Expect these to drop here in the states soon so keep your eyes open if you’re a fan of this specific rendering of the Adidas X Tubular, also more color-ways coming soon!

Images Via: slamjamsocialism

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