MEMO #106

From this point onwards, EDD will not be approving any requisitions for self-sealing stem bolts unless the agent who is submitting the request can provide proper documentation, signed by their department head. This documentation must show that the agent knows what a self-sealing stem bolt is used for, how to properly use one, and why they need them. All aspects of the request will be checked before any are issued.

This is because both Major Boothroyd and Agent Grant are sick of being dragged out of their department with distressing regularity to unseal the bolts from various objects and parts of the Helicarrier. Especially distressing was the bolt stuck to the back of Dr. Banner’s head.

Furthermore, Agent Wilson is be reminded that sticking anything to anyone is on the prohibited activities list, and doing so to Dr. Banner was especially crazy, even for him.

based on a submission from rtll


I can proudly and happily say I’m honoured to be on television and sort of a role model for young girls. I’m showing them they don’t need to get a nose job and you don’t need to look exactly like all the other girls in your class, that it’s OK. Letting all your different colours show is eventually really good. When I let my freak flag fly is when I got Glee.

MEMO #66

Assistant Quartermaster Agent Grant, from the Equipment Development Department has asked us to pass along an announcement of the utmost importance. 

It seems a number of Major Boothroyd’s infamous “exploding pens” (Stock ID: Pen, detonating, HE Stock no: 14987886) may have made their way into the regular stationary supply system. We would advise that agents take extra care when using any pen that they might come across. Especially refrain from clicking the end in a sequence of clicks and pauses as follows with dots representing clicks and dashes representing pauses:


 Major Boothroyd would have passed this on himself, but his computer, even with the experimental armored casing provided by Mr. Stark to all S.H.I.E.L.D. equipment, was destroyed at the same moment he realized there was an issue.

submitted by rtll