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BEST MOMENTS OF Let's play - The Legend of Bigfoot: The Adventure Begins

- The redneck accents

- The names:
- Trigger
- Dub
- Zeebo

- Michael’s comments
- “That squach is coming with us tonight…and I’m gon’ fuck it!”
- (Jack/Dub) “Wait what?”

- Jack
- “Don’t try to confuse me with your science!”

- This comment
- “I’m down of lake and left of river.”

- Geoff
- “oh Trigger, all he wanted to do was make the world a safer place…for white people.”

- Jack and Geoff
- “Are you still east?”
- “Nope I’m right.”
- “Sorry I keep using science words.”

- This exchange
- “How far off the ground?”
- “About 37 inches.”
- “Oh dang, that’s almost 2 feet!”

- Geoff (again)
- “I’m east of the- I’m east of the outpos- I’m sorry I’m right of the outpost.”

- Honestly Geoff in general
- Shoots Dub in the back, “Boom you mothafucker, boom, boom, I’m gettin’ ‘em, I’m gettin’ ‘em, I’m gettin’ 'em. Uh, uh…uhhhohh, uhhh…oh shit…oh shit…BIGFOOT SHOT MY FRIEND.”

Honestly, this whole let’s play was if the Achievement Hunters were in Duck Dynasty and/or Mountain Monsters

PSA For the RT Community

When baby Jones is born, DO NOT comment about how much you dislike the name that has been picked. Or how *insert name* would have been better. Or I totally knew they were going to pick it because (Michael/Lindsay/anyone else) once mentioned it here in *insert video*

Congratulate the couple and comment on how cute the baby is. How the name is adorable. Literally anything positive.

But don’t you dare belittle Austin’s best couple for their name choice.

My Fave Moments in Immersion: Hitman

- Michael’s inability to get the vest over his head in a short period of time.

- How Michael’s plan went to shit, poor guy, when someone knocked into him and spilled the poisoned drinks everywhere.

- Gavin’s first blonde wig, need I say more?

- Gav kept forgetting to disguise his voice and it was obvious who he was when he was talking like a right Brit.

- How Gavin tried to crawl away from the guards when he was caught.

- Gavin’s wig wasn’t properly on the second time around and the poor boi’s hair stuck out the entire time.

- Poor Gavin kept getting recognized because of his nose.

- The guards, Tyler, Adam, and Jon all got confused because they didn’t realize both Gavin and Michael were in for the third time, and how they all kept arguing because one person thought Gavin was in and another thought it was actually Michael.

- How Michael took off his wig and threw it back inside before they left lmfao.