Captain Seep shifted in his seat. He readjusted the translator on his outer hearing organ. “Ahem. Excuse me, Elizabeth?” The co-pilot blinked. “Yeah, Seep?” They had just landed the ship on Gwanton. “What is Mordor? I read about it from a book…I had no idea humans were so… staminate! Very, very defensive-strong!” Elizabeth smiled an evil grin.
“Mordor is an evil place connected to an island called New Zealand. It’s the same Island, but there’s an obvious difference between the two areas so they’re called different places. But the Island in general is one place.” Seep pondered this new information. “So…these hobbits and dwarves fought the Dragon Smaug?” Seep questioned.
“Yes. This well-known author, J. RR Tolkien interviewed Bilbo and then Frodo years later for their story and he wrote their adventures.” Seep glanced around. “Thank you for informing me of this.” Elizabeth held back a laugh. “Oh, no problem.” Seep stood up. “Let’s get off the ship, I want to see my pretty partner.” Elizabeth smiled genuinely.
<b>Tolkien:</b> *publishes book 100 years later*<p/><b>ASOIAF fandom:</b> *looks at George RR Martin*<p/><b>GRRM:</b> I'm working on it. *does everything else but write DAMN WINDS OF FUCKING WINTER*<p/></p>
So I’ve been sick this passed week and yesterday I finally got back into the swing of things so I started this warm up. This was going SOMEWHERE but now I’m not sure so I’m just gonna leave it as a sketch right now. Featuring the Anastasia/Royal/Whatever AU for your viewing pleasure. Tried to do a Smaug in the background there but I kept picturing him like Cruella Deville for some reason. Oh well. :)