rpk machine gun

My friend asks me “hey, hows Moscow? Are Russians annoyed at all about the thing with the missiles in Syria? They still like trump right?” I think back to this afternoon when i bumped into a massive, older man in an old spetsnaz hat wearing fatigues and an old bomber jacket at the extreme market. He was in the middle of purchasing an RPK-7 heavy machine gun. “Is that thing real?” I asked him in Russian. “Yes.” He answered. He then followed up with “Russians are preparing for war. We’re going to come over, bend Trump over a table and fuck him. Understand, yes?” I suppose it’s possible that the sentiment toward the Donald has changed a bit in the past week, yeah.

Originally posted by agentsterlingmaloryarcher