JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: ha ha ha… JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: what do you think you’re doing, Batter? THE BATTER: I’m going to purify all of these spirits. THE BATTER: Even if I die trying. JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: ha ha ha. JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: are you not aware that half of the ghouls within this crowd are our own consorts? do you not realize how obstructive this is? JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: you haven’t the slightest regard about all of this, do you? THE BATTER: I can buy my weapons from you. JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: ha ha ha… JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: true, zacharie’s contribution to our construct can sell you armaments at a fair price… JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: but i still advise against this. especially since the denizen of this world is a specter as well THE BATTER: … JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: ha ha- please stop laughing zacharie. JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: i’m sorry. JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: batter, if you dare even say ‘purific- THE BATTER: Purification in progress. JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: ha ha… JUDGE ZACHARIESPRITE: i really detest you, batter.
This isn’t Homestuck styled, but I tried. So I attempted to make an RPG Maker-Stuck type thing with OFF, with The Batter and Judge Zachariesprite (obviously both The Judge and Zacharie got fused) in the Land of Wasteland and Ghouls.
The Batter would probably be the kind of player who’d start the Scratch for no reason.
I wonder why The Batter’s not involved in this rpgmakerstuck thing. Seriously, I bet someone can make a good sprite of him out of Bro’s sprite.
“You are now THE BATTER. You do not need a proper name, a title is suitable enough. You are on a mission of the utmost importance; creating a PURE WORLD. You are usually A STONE COLD STOIC GHOST PURIFYER, whose resolve never goes away. You’re WILLING TO MAKE ALLIES, but you’re not afraid of offing them if they stand in the way of your sacred mission.”
He’d probably be aware of what Sburb does, and plays it so he could create a world without ghosts. Obviously, he’d wield Batkind, and his sprite would just contain his add-ons. Or maybe The Judge and Zacharie.