protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”
  • “Hands off!”
  • “What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”
  • “I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”
  • “Don’t ever leave my sight again.”
  • “I got your back.”
  • “Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”
  • “Do you trust me?”
  • “Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”
  • “Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”
  • “I’d die for you.”
  • “You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”
  • “Get behind me NOW.”
  • “Here, I have an extra weapon.”
  • “Duck, you idiot!”
  • “Go on without me.”
  • “Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”
  • “Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”
  • “You can stop hugging me now.”
  • “You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”
  • “Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”
  • “I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”
  • “If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”
  • “[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”
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Dragon Bagons Kickstarter 

Amazing supporters from around the world have this project possible.


Unlocked goals

Manufacture a run of Dragon Bagons in one colour combo - Black and red

Manufacture a run of custom D6s with a dragon logo on the 6 side

Add a second colour option to the manufactured run of Dragon Bagons - Purple and teal

Make a very limited run of first generation handmade Dragon Bagons available as rewards.


We’re pushing for two more stretch goals in the last hours of the campaign 

Manufacturing a run of custom D20s to match the D6s

Adding a rainbow colour combo to the manufactured run of Dragon Bagons


Pledges have picked up speed in the last two days, so we have a fighting chance.


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Backstory: We’re interrogating the leader of a group of cannibals. I’m a rouge, and I’m in a group with a gunslinger, a ranger, and a bard.

Mayor: I’ll die before I tell you anything!

Me: I slit his throat.

Gunslinger: We’re trying to get information.

Me: I slit his throat.

GM: Ire slits his throat.

Ranger: Why the hell did you do that you moron.

Me: I roll to compel the gods to put his spirit back into his body.

The entire party: what.

Me: *rolls nat20 plus 13*

GM: Jesus Christ, Ire somehow convinces the gods to gingerly put the guy back in his body and heal his wounds.

Me: What were you saying about dying first?

Mayor: What the fuck is wrong with you.

Suzan the Battle Pig

So, I’m in a campaign where everyone starts as level 0 commoners and we all flail around trying not to die horribly for as long as possible. Somehow, amidst all this carnage, an unexpected hero joined us.

DM: you are ambushed by three angry Gnolls. What do you do?

Dwarf herder (me): *looks through inventory* wait…I have a sow?

DM: Yep. You’re a herder.

Herder: Imma try and get her to attack the Gnolls.
*rolls a d20 and gets an 18*

DM: ok, she attacks. Roll a d4 for damage.

Herder: *rolls 4*

DM:….your pig kills the Gnoll.

Herder: I’m naming this sow Suzan the Battle Pig. Good job, Suzan!

~~~~later~~~~

Herder: *dies by another angry Gnoll*

Me: wait, can Suzan still fight?

DM: roll persuasion to see if your other character can convince her to help.

Me: *rolls nat20*

DM: Suzan is filled with rage and discovers an insatiable hunger for Gnoll flesh. She now attacks with a d6.

Suzan: *kills the remaining Gnoll boss and Gnoll magician*

Me: Suzan is gonna eat the Gnolls

DM:…ok, she eats the big one and gains 5XP and one point of luck. She’s too full to eat the other one.

Me: Suzan carries the magic Gnoll with her.

~~~~one short rest later~~~~

Me: can Suzan eat her Gnoll now?

DM:….oh right, you did say you carried that. Sure.
As Suzan eats the magic Gnoll, she feels a rush of magical energy in her mind. Her brain is rebuilt by this magic so that she has….
*rolls d20 and gets a 15*
Oh, for fu–Suzan has 15 intelligence now and the ability to cast spells. Congratulations.

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Among other things, this week we’re thankful for more #IndivisibleRPG pre-production art from Studio TRIGGER!

Check out these images of Ajna, Roti, and Ashwat Village by Yoshinari-san himself!

Art By: Yoh Yoshinari
Producer: Naoko Tsutsumi
Production: Studio TRIGGER

Me playing an RPG

Me: Okay, i’m going full renegade this time. I’m going to be the most evil badass to ever walk the face of the earth.

Companion: *is slightly disappointed in my actions*

Me: NO WAIT I TAKE IT BACK LOOK I REBUILT AN ORPHANAGE AND ADOPTED FIVE KITTENS

A completely normal D&D campaign, but you add just one extra item to the game. It’s a gun. Not a fantasy appropriate magic gun, not a primitive 14th century gun. Just a real, anachronistic, 2017 magnum in this high fantasy setting.

Additionally, the gun has one bullet, and will kill most creatures instantly, no rolling required. Do not inform the players about any of it’s mechanics. When asked about how OP the weapon is, reply with “dude you just shot him with a gun, what did you expect.” and move on.