misc. inbox prompts [1/?]

Feel free to change pronouns.

Your name is a broken record in my brain that I can never remove.
“ Why must I be cursed with these memories?
“ Is that where you got those scars?
“ You are an eidolon. A phantom taking [name]’s form, their essence, their entirety. You’re not my [name]…
“ They’re so mysterious and beautiful and I think I wanna figure out what’s going on up there.
“ Stars are the symbol of [my/your] despair and loss.
I am nothing but a stranger leading the life of a person I never knew.
For once in my life I can’t see what my future might have in store and that terrifies me.”
Life is kinder to you this time… 
Trust me, it was a deeply traumatizing event.
You’re not alone anymore. 
Have you ever read about Icarus? We have a lot in common… loving something— someone in my case, so much that we burn up.
Everything has a flaw on this planet. But the sky- my god, the sky is perfect.
I looked death in the eye and I saw an old friend.
We deserve rest, even if for one night. 
You are my autumn, beautiful and ever changing, but fleeting all the same. So that is why I must make the most of what we had, have, and will have.
I will bend the heavens for you, you need not even ask.
Unconditional love, the fullness my heart feels when you’re by my side, the way I wake up in the morning and never see an empty spot… they’re all alien to me.
Did you flash your teeth at death? Did you stare death down? Did you claw and grab and snatch in death’s embrace?
A heart may be a heavy burden, but it’s a burden that’s worth bearing.
Devotion, loyalty, unwavering dedication, those are the things I understand intimately.
I’m still afraid to let go, even though I know this isn’t a dream.
True power is torture, and fate is cruel.
Don’t choke on your words in your sleep.

  • “I wish it could always be like this.”
  • “You’re always there for me.”
  • “The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”
  • “There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”
  • “It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 
  • “You’re so much different when we’re alone.”
  • “I like it when the worlds quiet.” 
  • “There’s a place for us somewhere.”
  • “They’ll name constellations after you one day.”
  • “Your hearts beating so fast.”
  • “They don’t know what they want.”
  • “You don’t know what you want.”
  • “That’s what they’re supposed to say.”
  • “We really don’t know what we’re doing.”
  • “I miss the old you.”
  • “Nostalgias a trap.”
  • “Aliens are out there.”
  • “Did you hear that?”
  • “I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 
  • “What time is it?”
  • “But why would they abduct cows?”
  • “We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 
  • “I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”
  • “What do you believe in?”
  • “What happens after we die?”
  • “Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 
  • “And what’s your excuse?”
  • “You’ll get it together soon.”
  • “Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”
  • “It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”
  • “You keep quiet and we both lose.”
  • “I wish I could save this forever.”
  • “When did you realize you were in love with me?”
  • “The rooms spinning.”
  • “I loved you long before you knew.”
  • “I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”
  • “The Universe is too big for that.”
  • “Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 
  • “I’d come back to haunt you.” 
  • “Would you come back to haunt me?”
  • “What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”
  • “Tell me a secret.”
  • “Why haven’t you told anyone?” 
  • “I wish we knew each other sooner.”
  • “You’re a game changer.” 
  • “I’m a game changer.”
  • “Don’t ignore fate.” 
  • “Ignorance isn’t bliss.”
  • “What, is that a conspiracy theory?”
  • “It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 
“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters
  • “Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
  • “Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 
  • “He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.
  • *grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 
  • “I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
  • “That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
  • “There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
  • “Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?
  • “You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
  • “When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
  • “He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
  • “Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
  • “What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 
  • “I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
  • “You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
  • “We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
  • *applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
  • “Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 
  • “Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
  • “Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
  • “Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
  • “I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
  • “Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
  • “The stapler has been compromised.” 
  • “You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
  • “I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
  • “For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
  • “Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
  • “I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”
protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”
  • “Hands off!”
  • “What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”
  • “I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”
  • “Don’t ever leave my sight again.”
  • “I got your back.”
  • “Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”
  • “Do you trust me?”
  • “Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”
  • “Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”
  • “I’d die for you.”
  • “You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”
  • “Get behind me NOW.”
  • “Here, I have an extra weapon.”
  • “Duck, you idiot!”
  • “Go on without me.”
  • “Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”
  • “Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”
  • “You can stop hugging me now.”
  • “You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”
  • “Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”
  • “I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”
  • “If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”
  • “[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”
  • “You have no fucking idea.”
  • “Shut your fucking mouth.”
  • “Get the fuck out.”
  • “Are you out of your fucking mind?”
  • “What the fuck?”
  • “How the fuck?”
  • “What the fucking hell?”
  • “Where the fuck have you been?”
  • “Who the fuck are you?”
  • “Why the fuck are you still here?” 
  • “How the fuck did you do that?” 
  • “You’re fucking unbelievable.”
  • “I think we should fuck.”
  • “You really wanna fuck with me?”
  • “Watch what you’re fucking doing.”
  • “Did you just say ‘fuck you’?” 
  • “What the fuck are you watching?” 
  • “Where the fuck are we?” 
  • “How the fuck do we end this?” 
  • “Where the fuck do you turn it on?” 
  • “Have you seen this fucking thing?”
  • “Jesus fucking Christ.”
  • “Why the fuck did you do that?”
  • “What a fucking surprise.”
  • “You fucking well know what you did.”
  • “Leave me the fuck alone.” 
  • “Quit fucking bragging.”
  • “Are you here to fucking brag?”
  • “I said fucking LEAVE.” 
  • “I heard they fucked your best friend.”
  • “You know how this fucking movie ends?”
  • “You know where the fuck i’ll be.”
  • “Don’t fucking come back until you’re sober.”
  • “Don’t talk to your fucking mom like that.”
  • “You’re lucky they’re fucking dead.” 
  • “They fucking hated you.”
  • “They fucking loved you.”
  • “We all fucking burn in the end.”
  • “Time to atone for your fucking sins.”
  • “When was the last time you left the fucking house?”
  • “What did you fucking take?” 
  • “Wake up, please. Please fucking wake up.”
  • “They’re fucking dead.”
  • “Who the fuck did you ask out?” 
  • “You have no idea how much that fucking ruined me.”
  • “I fucking believed you. I won’t do it again.”
  • “You’re fucking beautiful.”
  • “You fucking well know why that happened.”
  • “Don’t fucking call me again.”
  • “They say heartbreak really fucks with you.”

TIM    BURTON’S    FILM’S   PROMPTS    !

triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,   these  are  taken  from  varying  films.

  •  With this candle… I will set your mother on fire.
  •  Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. 
  •  With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
  • “  Please, there’s been a mistake. I’m not dead.  
  •  If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.  
  •  If you cut me with a knife, it’s still the same.
  • “  I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead.
  •  Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away.  
  •  I’ve spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
  •  I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn’t beat it’s breaking.
  •  Yet the pain here that I feel…try and tell me it’s not real.
  •  I know that I am dead. It seems that I still have some tears to shed.
  • “  I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me.  
  • “  This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared!  
  • “  What are you doing here at this hour? You should be at home, prostrate with grief! 
  •  What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul!
  •  Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
  • “  This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you.
  • “  If I hadn’t just been sitting in it, I would say that you’ve lost your mind!
  • You don’t know me, but I used to live in your dead mother..
  • Be gone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came!
  • We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living.  
  • Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
  •  Hey, these aren’t my rules! Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules!  
  •  Uh, I think, uh, they’ve had enough “exorcise” for tonight.
  •  Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs!
  •  And that, is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore babe, I won’t.  
  • My whole life is a darkroom.  
  • Don’t mind her. She’s still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.
  • I will go insane and I will take you with me! 
  • I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself.  
  • Uh, what I meant is, can you be scary?
  • Oh! I didn’t know you were asking me. Can I be scary?  ”
  •  I don’t think we survived that crash.  
  • “  Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic.
  • Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can?  
  • “  Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased.  
  • It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.  
  • I, myself, am strange and unusual.  
  •  I mean they’re gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased-ahh.
  • I was just wondering could you help me get out of here?  
  • Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there?
  • You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits.  
  •  You must believe me. it was a horseman, a dead one. Head less.  
  •  I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.
  • Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue. 
  • I have shed my tears for [ name ], and yet my heart is not broken.  
  • “  Their heads were not found severed. Their heads were not found at all.
  • He’s on the rampage, cutting off heads where he finds them.
  •  That’s the problem; He was dead to begin with.  
  •  What happened to you? Where are your parents?  
  • “  It’s not heaven he’s from! It’s straight from the stinking flames of hell!  
  • The power of Satan is in him; I can feel it. Can’t you?
  • He has been sent first to tempt you. But it’s not too late.
  • Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies.
  •  You see, before he came down here, it never snowed.
  •  If he weren’t up there now, I don’t think it would be snowing.
  • I don’t love you anymore. I just want you to go, okay? Just go.
  • “  Are you serious? I’m gonna lose you to that? He isn’t even human..
  •  Trust me, dearie, it’s gonna take a lot more than ale to wash that taste out.  
  • We could have a life, us two.
  •  Maybe not like I dreamed. Maybe not like you remember. But we could get by.  
  • In these once familiar streets I feel… shadows… everywhere.  
  • You have a room over the shop, don’t you?  
  •  Haven’t been there in years. People think it’s haunted.
  • You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice.
  • I tried to stop her, but she wouldn’t listen to me.  
  •  If I see your face again on this street, you’ll rue the day you were born.
  •  You’ll kill me, boy? Well here I stand!
  •  You’re barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
  • Don’t worry no one’ll recognize you. You’re safe now.  
  • I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.  
  • I won’t slay anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind.  
  • Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
  • Some says you survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter.   
  •  There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger.
  •  Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?  
  • You used to be much more… muchier. You’ve lost your muchness.  
  • It looks like you’ve run afoul of something with wicked claws…
  •  What if it were agreed that “proper” meant wearing a codfish on your head?   
  • Do you know what I’ve always dreaded?  
  •  I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up.  
  •  If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads.  
  • I don’t care! He wouldn’t be there if it weren’t for me!  
  • I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot.  
  •  So, I’ve come to you hoping you might understand what it’s like.
  • There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do.
  •  You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.
Sparring/Training Sentence Starters

Requested by Anonymous

  • “Come on, then! Hit me!”
  • “Your stance is all wrong.”
  • “Am I doing this right?”
  • “I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”
  • “Get down and give me 20!”
  • How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”
  • “Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!” 
  • “Nice punch! Now do it again!” 
  • “You won’t hurt me, I promise.” 
  • “My grip feels off…” 
  • “Have you ever used a(n) __ before?” 
  • “I don’t want to hurt you…” 
  • “I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.” 
  • “If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.” 
  • “On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”
  • “Here, you put your feet like this…” 
  • “Relax. I’m trying to help.” 
  • “Can you teach me how to __?”
  • “God, we stink.” 
  • “Are you doing okay?” 
  • “Are you alright?” 
  • “If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?” 
  • “Come on! Another round!” 
  • “You can win this time!”
  • “Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!” 
  • “What are you doing up at this hour?” 
  • “Where did you get that bruise?” 
  • “Hey, no, stop. You’re going to break your fingers punching like that.”
Romantic/Fluff Sentence Starters!

“You have something in your hair - let me get it for you.”

“Hm? Oh, sorry. I couldn’t help but stare at you.”

“Um, would it be okay if I held your hand?”

“Shut up and kiss me already.”

“You’re the most important person in my life.”

“Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.”

“I’m not much of a chef, but… I really hope you like this.”

“Sorry for calling so late - I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“I need you more than you need me.”

“I want to kiss you and hold your hand any time I want.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you… I can’t.”

“The truth is… I love you.”

“You like me more than you like them, right? Right?”

“Be mine. Please.”

“I am who I am because of you.”

“It’s been a long day… let’s take a bath together.”

“Wait, don’t pull away - I want to hug you for awhile longer.”

“Ah- I adore your laugh.”

“Stop that, it tickles!”

“Ouch, I bit my lip… kiss it better?”

“I don’t want to get up… I’m so warm beside you.”

“You’re so intoxicating to me.”

“Your eyes are amazing… do you know that?”

“You’re just so wonderful.”

“S-Stop looking at me like that! You’re making me blush…”

“Are you tired? Rest in your head in my lap.”

“You, Me, Order In, Netflix… waddya say?”

“I want to be more than just friends with you.”

“Fuck it - do you wanna get married?”

“Your smile is beyond gorgeous… please, keep doing it.”

“Whenever we’re together, I feel at home.”

“Will you say you love me? Pleeease?”

“Wait, don’t go! Can’t you stay the night?”

“Wow - you look… amazing.”

“*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?”

“I’m not jealous! It’s just… you’re mine!”

“I want to go on a date! I demand it!”

“We just met, this is crazy, I’m referencing a song… but call me maybe?”

“What? No! I wasn’t staring… I-I was looking at something behind you!”

“Do you want some? Here, open your mouth… I’ll feed you some!”

“It’s been a long day… here, let me give you a massage.”

“Is it alright if I call you princess?”

“It’s not like I like you or anything! … Okay, well- maybe I do.”

“I think your perfect. Even with your flaws, you’re nothing but perfect.”

“That was barely even a kiss! Do it again - please?”

“What? No. I wasn’t aiming for your hand. I was reaching for the, uh- popcorn.”

Betrayal & Regret Sentence Starters

“I told you not to get too close to me.”
“From the day we met, I knew I’d hurt you eventually.”
“I wish you never had trusted me.”
“I told you to leave, but you didn’t. I gave you the chance!”
“We were never friends. I’m so sorry.”
“I did something terrible.”
“It was inevitable, but I regretted it every step of the way.”
“I’m mainly sorry that somewhere along the way, I started to care about you.”
“I guess this is a lesson in not trusting people, right?”
“How long?…Since the beginning.”
“I wish I could just make a wish and become a better person.”
“None if it was real, but I wish it was.”
“Do you think I liked hurting you?”
“I hurt people. It’s all I’m good at.”
“I did it because I had to, not because I ever wanted to.”
“I -did- care about you, I just had no other choice.”
“You should have walked away when you had the chance.”
“If we had never met, it would have saved us both some grief.”
“I know it hurts, but I’m still glad we had the chance to know each other.”
“Hurting you was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.”
“I didn’t want it to be like this, but I had no control!”
“I guess I’ve just never been a trustworthy person.”
“I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t want to forgive me either.”
“So? Aren’t you going to say something?”
“If I tell you what I did, we’ll probably never see one another again.”

“When were you going to tell me about this?”
“Why me? Of all people, why me?”
“You planned this all from the beginning?”
“I wanted so badly to think you were different.”
“How could you lead me along like that?”
“None of what we had was ever real, was it?”
“So, our friendship didn’t mean anything to you?”
“I would have done anything for you, but you’ve ruined all of that.”
“All of the things I sacrificed for you didn’t mean a thing?”
“I wish I had known when we met that you were such a vile person.”
“If I could go back, I would just walk away.”
“I forgive you, but I’m not going to forget what you did.”
“No. I don’t accept your apology.”
“After all your lies, how do I know you mean it when you say you’re sorry?”
“I hope you realized what you did was cruel.”
“I still care about you.”
“Just tell me that your feelings towards me were genuine.”
“What on earth is worth betraying someone who loves you?”
“If you want to regain my trust, you have to earn it.”
“Don’t just say you’re sorry. Show me that you’re sorry.”

  • “Well that went better than I thought it would.”
  • “Can you leave now?”
  • “I thought you’d be gone by now?”
  • “…  We didn’t, did we?!”
  • “Yikes, this is awkward.”
  • “Morning.”
  • “What time is it?”
  • “Don’t you have work?”
  • “Don’t you have class?”
  • “Hungry?” 
  • “What the fuck is that?”
  • “Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”
  • “Who are you?”
  • “Is now a bad time to ask your name?”
  • “Did we at least use a condom?”
  • “That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”
  • “Can you uncuff me?” 
  • “I think we’re snowed in.”
  • “That’s not usually how this goes.”
  • “You talk a lot in your sleep.”
  • “Is that chocolate?”
  • “I didn’t snore, did I?”
  • “Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”
  • “So… I have something to tell you.”
  • “Round two?”
iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

training turned tension starters

Or more specifically, “two characters who have been sparring or in combat training together and almost kiss at the end of their practice fight”. As requested ! Feel free to make any changes.

  • “Is that the best you can do?”
  • “I won’t go easy on you.” / “I’ll go easy on you.” / “Quit going easy on me.”
  • “Hit me with your best shot.”
  • “You need to do better if you want to meet your goal.”
  • “I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week.”
  • “Is this necessary?”
  • “Try again.”
  • “You’re pissing me off.” / “If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.”
  • “Here, let me show you how.”
  • “Woah! [falls on top of __]” 
  • “Nice moves.”
  • “[pins __ to floor]” / “[pins __ to wall]”
  • “You’re…really close right now.”
  • “G–get off of me.”
  • “You’re heavy.” / “You’re crushing me.”
  • “Sorry–are you okay?”
  • “You’re really red right now.”
  • “…Do we always end up on top of each other?”
  • “Are you still panting?”
  • “I told you, it was an accident.”
  • “…Why don’t you just kiss me?”
  • “I’ll consider kissing you if you can beat me.”
Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!


Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!”
“You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?”
“I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.”
“Get out of my way before I move you myself.”
“Please, let me out of here!”
“You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.”
“Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.”
“You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.”
“You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“Please, someone help!”
“You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.”
“Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!”
“I’m sorry if I hurt you.”
“Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!”
“I’ve never seen anything like you before.”
“Stand right there and don’t get any closer!”
“Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.”
“Ugh, my head. What happened to us?”
“Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?”
“If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.”
“Holy shit. What have you done?!”
“Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?”
“Don’t panic, I can explain!”
“I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.”
“I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.”
“Who are you? Where are you taking me?!”
“This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.”
“What the hell was that thing back there?!”
“There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!”
“Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!”
“You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.”
“I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.”
“If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.”
“Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.”
“Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.”
“I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.”
“Fuck off, this is private property!”
“I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.”
“Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?”
“Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.”
“That isn’t your blood. What did you do?”
“I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!”
“Come with me. I want to show you something.”
“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
“You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.”
“Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.”
“You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.”
“Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!”
“I’m sorry if I scared you.”
“I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.”
“I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?”
“We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.”
“Let go of me!”
“I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.”
“You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!”
“I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!”
“Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

  • “They’re never going to find us!” 
  • “No one can hear you scream.”
  • “Kinda scary knowing we’re alone out here.”
  • “Did you hear that?”
  • “Please, please don’t.” 
  • “You don’t have to do this.”
  • “How long have you been out here?”
  • “I’ve found them!” 
  • “This place looks abandoned.”
  • “There’s blood.”
  • “Did you hear that?”
  • “What’s it matter, they’re never going to find us.”
  • “We’ve been walking for days.”
  • “Why would someone else be this far out?”
  • “We’re in trouble.” 
  • “I’ll get you before they do.” 
  • “It’s so peaceful out here.”
  • “This is giving me serious Blair Witch vibes.”
  • “You know I hate horror movies!” 
  • “They could have followed us?”
  • “That’s not from this world!” 
  • “The silence is terrifying.” 
  • “Is that an animal?” 
  • “It’s so nice not having someone constantly in your ear.”
  • “Stop breathing down my neck.” 
  • “We’re fine.” 
  • “If we’re not back by Monday, they’ll send someone for us.”
  • “Scared yet?”
  • “Now how do we get back?”
  • “You’re never leaving here.”
  • “You’re never leaving me.”
  • “They’ll never find you.”

—- Helping that troubled friend of yours!

1.  ❝ [name]., please! You’re a good person but you’re making all the wrong decisions!   ❞

2.  ❝ You don’t need to do this!  ❞

3.  ❝ [name], what are you doing?!  ❞

4.  ❝ [name], please! This isn’t right! This isn’t you!  ❞

5.  ❝ You’re wrong! There’s always another choice!  ❞

6.  ❝ [name], I know you’re scared but you don’t have to be..  ❞

7.  ❝ I can keep you safe.  ❞

8.  ❝ You don’t have to be alone all the time. I’m here for you.  ❞

9.  ❝ I’m not going anywhere.  ❞

10.  ❝ Just talk to me, please?  ❞

11.  ❝ That doesn’t make it right!  ❞

12.  ❝ [name], you’re asking yourself a very complicated question with a very simple answer!  ❞

13.  ❝ Stop pushing me away and let me help you!  ❞

14.  ❝ I don’t care what you say, I’m not leaving your side.  ❞

15.  ❝ Why are you so stubborn?! Can’t you see I’m just trying to help?!  ❞

16.  ❝ [name]! Are you okay?!  ❞

17.  ❝ I’m not forcing you to open up, but I just wish you would..  ❞

18.  ❝ I know asking you to do such a task is difficult when you believe the universe is against you, but believe me when I tell you this: not everyone you meet is going to be against you.  ❞

19.  ❝ I understand, you’re surrounded by guilt and fear. You believe every small thing is possibly your fault, but it’s not.  ❞

20.  ❝ It’s about time you start realizing your past doesn’t define you as a person. If anything, it’s made you into the person you are today. No, not a bad one, don’t think that.  ❞

Injured/Bleeding Sentence Starters
  • “That’s a lot of blood…” 
  • “That’s not good…” 
  • “I think that’s more than a little cut.”
  • “You’re looking rather pale.”
  • “You’re bleeding!”
  • “That doesn’t look good…” 
  • “I don’t think that’s suppose to come out.” 
  • That’s a bit of an interesting angle for that to go at.” 
  • “How do I get it to stop?!” 
  • “How are you still standing?!”
  • “Don’t get up, you’ll make it worse.” 
  • “What happened to you?”
  • “I can’t feel my fingers anymore…” 
  • “Everything hurts.” 
  • “Is everything supposed to go dark?”
  • “Ow, yeah, okay, that’s starting to hurt.” 
  • “It’s just a cut.” 
  • “I’ve had worse.” 
  • “You’re bleeding all over my floor!” 
  • “You better not die on me.” 
  • “They got a lucky shot…” 
  • “Next time don’t call me to come over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!” 
  • “You need to keep pressure on it.” 
  • “Don’t move!” 
  • “That looks nasty.” 
  • “Am I dying?” 
  • Send 🔪+ your own
School-Related Sentence Starters

Everyday

  • “Did we have homework?”
  • “Please be my lab partner.”
  • “Can I borrow a pencil?”
  • “I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
  • “Can I copy off of you real quick?”
  • “Do you think the teacher is hot?”
  • “It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
  • “Do you think the new kid is hot?”
  • “Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
  • “You are…so dumb…”
  • “Was Shakespeare gay?”
  • “Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
  • “If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
  • “Can I borrow your notes?”
  • “This class is so boring…”
  • “Am I in the right classroom?”
  • “Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
  • “Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
  • “Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
  • “I can’t wait to graduate…”
  • “Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

  • “I forgot about the midterm.”
  • “I’m gonna FAIL.”
  • “Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
  • “Please help me study.”
  • “If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
  • “Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
  • “I live at the library now.”
  • “Do you need help with the chapter?”
  • “I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
  • “I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
  • “I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
  • “Do you even know how to read?”
  • “I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
  • “Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
  • “I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
  • “Sleep is for the weak.”
  • “I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
  • “I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
  • “Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

  • “What’s for lunch?”
  • “Please trade lunches with me.”
  • “I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
  • “There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
  • “All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
  • “I would kill for a taco right now.”
  • “Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
  • “There’s pizza today.”
  • “Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
  • “Ugh, this is expired.”
  • “Is this seat taken?”
  • “I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
  • “Did you make this?”
  • “If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
  • “I made brownies.”
  • “Let’s eat outside today.”
  • “Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
  • “You’re in my seat.”
  • “These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

  • “I can’t run for my life.”
  • “Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
  • “Why do you look so red?”
  • “I’m DYING.”
  • “It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
  • “I can’t run anymore.”
  • “Your team is going DOWN.”
  • “Are you okay?!”
  • “You really suck at this, don’t you?”
  • “Think fast!”
  • “Is that the best you can do?”
  • “I dare you to race me.”
  • “I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

  • “I HATE these pants/skirts.”
  • “Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
  • “I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
  • “I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
  • “Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
  • “I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
  • “I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
  • “Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
  • “Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
  • “Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
  • “Class rings are overrated.”
  • “We should totally get matching hoodies.”
  • “What show/movie is your shirt from?”
  • “I can see your underwear.”

Detention

  • “Wanna skip?”
  • “I can’t believe I’m in here.”
  • “Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
  • “That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
  • “I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
  • “Fuck the police.”
  • “They put me in here just for being late…”
  • “Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
  • “A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
  • “You look like you don’t belong in here.”
  • “This is prison.”
  • “I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
  • “They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
  • “All I did was a little graffiti.”
  • “I’m taking a nap.”
  • “It’s been raining for days.”
  • “Looks like the rainy season is finally here.”
  • “Shall I put on a pot of tea?”
  • “Turn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.”
  • “Close the window, you’ll ruin the flooring!”
  • “You’re sopping wet.”
  • “What on earth were you doing out there?”
  • “Fine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.”
  • “I don’t need you tracking mud everywhere.”
  • “The sound of rain is so nice.”
  • “You’re going out? In this?”
  • “You can’t go out there, it’s pouring down rain!”
  • “I like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.”
  • “The day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.”
  • “I cannot believe we’re stuck in this!”
  • “Maybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.”
  • “Does it ever stop raining here?”
  • “Oh no! The rain ruined our picnic.”
  • “Want to go for a walk in the rain?”
  • “Can I have a blanket?”
  • “Sorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.”
  • “Look at the sky! The lightning is insane.”
  • “It’s getting pretty intense out there.”
  • “A rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.”
  • “Let’s go for a walk in the rain.”
  • “Here, this should warm you up.”
  • “Come in here before you catch a cold.”
  • “Ugh, that’s just a silly old wives’ tale.”
  • “I pity the poor souls caught out in this.”
  • “Aren’t there any books to read?”
  • “Rains smells so different in the city.”
  • “The rain smells better in the countryside.”
  • “Nothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.”
  • “Careful, the tea is still hot.”
  • -draws on the fogged up windows-
  • -Flips loudly through book-
  • -sighs- “It’s so cozy in here.”
Random starters: Fainting/unconscious edition
  • "Wake up... please wake up..."
  • "Hey, are you okay? You seem a bit faint..."
  • "N-no no! Stay with me now!"
  • "Keep breathing, you'll be fine."
  • "Oh! You're awake! You've been out for so long-!"
  • "I found you unconscious back there. What happened?"
  • "Hey, are you alright over there?!"
  • "We found you in a horrid state.. but we patched you up as best we could!"
  • "Don't try to move. Just get some rest, okay?"
  • "Oh, I guess you weren't dead after all."
  • "Hey! This one finally woke up! Get me a doctor!"
  • "Shh... take it easy, there's no rush. You were passed out for a long time, you see."
  • "Ow.. my aching-"
  • "Ugh... where...?"
  • "Help me.. someone..."
  • "I can't hold on... fading away.."
  • "What happened? Where is this-!"
  • "Gah! S-stay away from m-me! I don't know who you are!"
  • "Did.. did you save me back there? Thanks.. I guess."
  • "I was passed out for that long?!"
  • "Help me up.. please help me up..."
  • "What happened to me anyways? I feel so lightheaded..."
  • "Am I in a hospital? I wasn't here before.."
  • "Where is everyone? How long was I gone?!"