royal side eye

Royal Protector Sketch…

he’s judgin you in the corner bc jessamine asked him to wear his hair back and he doesnt make the rules

Pass the salt

@incorrectprinxietyquotes @theasgardiandetective @sanders-snippets

…..has this already been done?? Eh whatever have a small fic

((inspired by sanders-snippets contribution to asguardiandetective’s fanart which was inspired by incorrectprinxietyquotes’ chat which came from somewhere I don’t remember))

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No one had any idea what was going on with Prince. It had happened twice in one week and the others were getting tired of bruises and the feeling of flying through the air.

It had all started with Morality. He was in the living room, making a blanket fort while Logic sat at the table. Morality couldn’t make the blankets corner stay in place, it kept slipping off the table.

He looked around for something to use when he spotted the encyclopedia sitting on Logic’s poly of books. Prince strolled into the room, humming a Disney tune with a peppy step.

“Hey Prince! Can you throw me that encyclopedia there?” He pointed at the table with a smile, watching as Prince nodded.

“Of course Morality, anything to help with the construct of an amazing blanket fort!” Morality nodded happily, holding out his arms for the book.

What he got was an armful of Logic.

In an instant, Morality was on the floor with Logic in his arms, both equally confused as Prince continued his way up the stairs with a happy hum.

The next time it happened, Morality and Anxiety sat in the dad side’s room, Anxiety sorting through the massive pile of stuffed animals Morality had collected.

He threw a couple behind him, sifting through the biggest ones. “Morality, how do you even have so many that you need two people to look through your pile of you want to find anything?”

Morality shrugged, sitting on his desk across the room. “I don’t know! But what I do know, is that you’re doing a great job slugger!”

Anxiety rolled his eyes, pulling out a giraffe stuffie from the pile. “Here we go.” Morality squealed happily, clapping his hands. “Perfect! Toss him over!”

Anxiety looked at Morality incredulously.“No. I’m going to put the pile back and then I’m going to walk over and give it to you.” He didn’t wait for a response before he started piling stuffed animals back onto the pile.

A voice came from the door.“What are you two doing with the fluffy mountain?” It was Prince.

While Morality gave an explanation, Anxiety continued to work on the pile.

“Hey Princey, hand me that teddy bear, would you?” Anxiety asked, not looking up.

The first thing he heard was, “Okay.” The next was a loud scream.

Something crashed into him so hard he fell forward, crashing into the pile with a scream of his own. Stuffed animals flew everywhere and Prince wandered down the hall with a happy tune.

It happened again at the breakfast table. Prince had gotten the unfortunate habit of throwing the other sides left and right and it was getting ridiculous.

Anxiety stepped into the living room,staring at the table.

“Oh Anxiety! Come take your seat kiddo!!” Morality said, waving at the empty chair that sat next to Prince, a happy smile that said “accept-your-fate-kiddo”.

So, begrudgingly, he slid into the chair next to Prince, giving the royal a side eye as he dug into his coffee-filled cereal bowl.

Logic sat at the end if the table messing with his food. “Roman. Please pass the salt.”

Anxiety nearly screamed as Prince turned, snaking an arm under his legs and back, leaning back in preparation to throw. “Roman I swear to god of you fucking dare-”

“Now now Kiddo, we’ve talked about throwing people at the table!” Morality scolded, looking up from reading newspaper comics.

Prince huffed softly, setting Anxiety back in his chair and returning to his food.

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Prince stepped through the mindscape door, hanging up his sword by the door and taking off his shoes. He happily bounced into the living room, stopping when he saw Anxiety standing next to a large pile of pillows with his arms crossed and a smug smirk.

Prince raised an eyebrow, watching the darker trait carefully. “Wha-?”

“Hey, Morality and Logic? Could you pass me the storybook?”

A set of arms grabbed his legs while another held his back as he was suddenly flipped, carried by the two mentioned side.

“Wait wait wait what-”

In a second he was flying through the air, a scream tearing from his lips as he landed in the pile of pillows, Anxiety cackling above him.

“How does it feel Princey?”

He rolled over, glaring up at Anxiety with squinted eyes. “Not as great as I imagined.”

Anxiety smirked. “Exactly. Keep your hands to yourself next time.”

Master post on why 2012 was a great year for William and Kate

sooo lately I’ve been reminiscing on the incredible year that was 2012 for william and kate, and being in the royal fandom, so i suggest we forget our troubles about Kates Hemlines, and people complaining about work and lets remember this glorious year shall we 

it all started in January of 2012, we entered the year with these wonderful photos 

it was extra special because we got to see Lupo (remember when lupo was william and Kates only baby and they took him everywhere now we barely see him) 

next William left his wife and only child (lupo) to do some training and we got to see Kate by her self and this happened 

this adorable photo came about and it started all the “Kate will be a wonderful mom” talk 

now here we have Kate looking adorable as always 

LETS NOT FORGET THAT KATE GAVE HER FIRST SPEECH! JUST LIKE A BOSS 

next we entered March and we got to see the Slay Queens themselves do an engagement together and i think we can all agree it was AMAZING 

it was also the day they blessed us with the royal side eye 

as time went on Kate did more solo engagements and William came home to his wife and only son (lupo) and we saw them celebrate their ONE YEAR 

we also got to see comfy Kate play field hockey in jeans that the worlds media commented on over and over again 

WE CANT FORGET WILLIAM BEING KNIGHTED ORDER OF THE THISTLE (i think i spelt that wrong)

then the weather got warmer, the sun appeared and we got to enjoy polo matches and more engagements BUT the fun really started in June with THE QUEENS DIAMOND JUBILEE (god save the QUEENNNNNN) 

IT STARTED WITH THE RIVER PAGEANT (which tbh when i first heard about it i didn’t know it was a river pageant and thought it was like a UK pageant, with models and stuff so you can imagine how dumb and confused i was)

(look at the flick of the wrist starts playing in the background) 

Lets not forget: Prince Philipe was hospitalized and missed the concert, 

but the concert went on

the next day was the Thanksgiving service where the famous royal trio was hung over af 

and that was also the day Kate and Harry created the cool squad that william wasn’t invited to 

BUT IT DOESNT STOP THERE!! 

THE LONDON OLYMPICS BEGAN AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME WE SAW KATE GREET OTHER ROYALS 

and the 100th baby rumor started when kate touched her belt 

SPECIAL MENTION TO THE QUEEN WHO BECAME A BOND GIRL AND KEPT MR BOND WAITING FOR A WHOLE 10 SECONDS  

 we were ALSO blessed with these photos 

william and kate also did the wave

TWICE

there was also dancing 

and lets not forget GRUMPY HARRY 

the olympics ended with a BANG with the cool kids squad 

HONORARY MENTION TO THESE: 

WE GOT ED SHEERAN 

ONE DIRECTION 

PELE 

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY WE GOT THE SPICE GIRLS 

AND VICTORIA BECKHAM SHADING THE REST OF HER EXBAND MATES ALL IN ONE NIGHT! 

OKAY OKAY MOVING ON 

AUGUST CAME AND LEFT WITH THOSE NUDE PHOTOS OF PRINCE HARRY!!! you thought i forgot about those???? 

okay next was the Cambridges south east Asia tour 

and we got prince william dancing 

we also got normal photos of kate and wills 

but lets not forget kate smiled and was tough af because this is when her topless pictures got released 

but ANYWAYS! WE GOT THIS PHOTO THAT WOULD BE USED EVERYWHERE WHEN ANNOUNCING BABY CAMBRIDGE 

after that we got Kates photography pictures from her trip 

okay, the tour ended and they did more engagements but we also got to see the day where they made baby cambridge 

lets not forget this 

(that was the only photo i could find) 

and then november came and went and we got kate visiting her old school but lets get to the most important thing 

DECEMBER 3RD 2012 WAS THE DAY WE HAD BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE APRIL 29TH 2011 

BABY CAMBRIDGE WAS REAL AND IT WAS COMING 

AND WE ENDED THE YEAR WITH KATE AND DAVID BECKHAM HANGING OUT AT AN AWARD SHOW 

AND we also got christmas with the middletons 

IT WAS A GLORIOUS YEAR FROM START TO FINISH AND IF THIS MASTERPOST DOESNT PROVE IT TO YOU, YOUR WRONG! 2012 WAS AMAZING AND I WOULD SO ANYTHING TO RE LIVE IT 

PEACE