Name: Roy Snyder
Flavor of Lawyer: Judge
Famous Words: Mr. Hutz, do you know you’re not wearing any pants?
Why He’s Awesome: Apparently Judge Snyder’s lenient boys-will-be-boys attitude does not extend to attorneys who kind of ran over his dog. If by “dog” you mean “son” and by “kind of” you mean “repeatedly.” Sorry, Hutz.
Want a consult? Find him on The Simpsons.