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Name: Roy Snyder
Flavor of Lawyer: Judge
Location: Springfield

Famous Words: Mr. Hutz, do you know you’re not wearing any pants?

Why He’s Awesome: Apparently Judge Snyder’s lenient boys-will-be-boys attitude does not extend to attorneys who kind of ran over his dog. If by “dog” you mean “son” and by “kind of” you mean “repeatedly.” Sorry, Hutz.

Want a consult? Find him on The Simpsons.