Not gonna lie, one of my favorite scenes from FMA is when Mustang and Hawkeye are talking in code over an unsecure line pretending to be flirting lovers, and she just says, in code, "a customer was rude to me, so I just SLAPPED him." Damn straight girlfriend. The tone of voice in my head just made it better.
She also says that as she’s cocking her fucking rifle back honestly what a queen what did we do to deserve riza hawkeye. roy better be goddamn grateful his wife is such a badass