You know those times you read or hear something and without even thinking about it your brain comes up with the most stupidest shit? For example when ever someone makes a post saying "_______ has started following you" my mind always says "my penis has started following you". Brain,what the fuck ಠ_ಠ
I had a maths exam a week ago and one of the questions was to be done in a scatter plot but at the time I couldn't remember what the fuck it was so I just wrote down the words "whale scatter plot" and left it at that.
I had this dream where I was sitting on some seat by the street, I then proceed to get up and walk down the road (the whole city was abandoned or some shit) . You then come from fucking nowhere and start walking next to me resulting in us both looking like two bad ass mother fuckers going for a stroll. Now before we know it where're surrounded by zombies that are quickly enclosing on us. We both turn to look at each other then jump in the air and bro fist while yelling "FUCK YEA!!". The End
I felt the need to share this with everyone.
Walking down the street with me is like walking down the street with Dave Strider.
NOPE NOT LISTENING TO YOUR RECENT POST, NOW MAY THE COMPLEMENTS BEGIN : you're beautiful, awesome, talented, amazing, funny, honest, trustworthy, helpful, creative, epic. adorable, cute and OH the list goes on but every time we talk I can't help but smile.
I like spiders but they still creep me the fuck out. I prefer most tarantulas like the Goliath birdeater because if you out walking and one walks in front of you this is how shits gonna go down. Spider: Good evening fine sir I see you're going out for a little stroll, Person: Why yes I am spider but may I ask that you kindly move off the pathway and into your hole? Spider: Why it would be my pleaser, have a fine day. Person: you too *both tip their hats at each other then walk off like a boss*
This is only one of 8 asks I got from this lady. I love you Roxy. xD ]
Hurr there are plenty of things to love about you; you're beautiful, kind, sweet, adorable, amazing and honest about many things instead of sugar coating everything like sadly so many people do, you don't judge people for their appearance but for who they are and you are one of the few people I feel I can trust with my deepest and darkest secrets. And this is only a small part of the lovely things about you.
Ho gerd, lookit, it’s my favourite person in the world.