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anonymous asked:

Even as godtiers, the kids still have wisdom teeth... which means one of these kids gets the post-removal anesthetic babbling and direct honesty that they usually can't ever do with each other

That’s really, really sweet and I love it but also consider: The Homestuck Kids but as Actual People I sedated/brought up from sedation while working for an oral surgeon.

JOHN: The teenaged boy that took two Halcions at once and was like “Whoa… this is a weird high.” in front of his dad.

ROSE: Definitely one of the redheaded girls whose eyes snap open in the middle of surgery and just stare blankly up at you as you monitor her breathing. Did you know redheads have difficulty with sedation? Scared the shit out of me my first half-dozen times pushing drugs on redheads. 0/10 experience will haunt my nightmares.

DAVE: One of the dozens of teenagers who can’t, for the life of them, stop mumbling. Sir, please, we are trying to remove your teeth without puncturing the fat buckle in your cheek. You are heavily sedated. You can sleep! Please, please just go the fuck to sleep.

JADE: Perfect, flawless, beautiful patient that is a dream on the op table. The kind of patient that’s never done a Single Drug before and took ¼ a Halcion for her surgery and was passed out before we even brought her in from the waiting room. God bless.

JANE: Looks adorable with cotton stuffed in her mouth. Came up from anesthesia asking for a direct checklist+dos and donts for post-surgery care. Probably called the doctor a few times after surgery worried about minor things but left a nice review online.

DIRK: The guy that wanted to drive himself home from surgery after popping two Halcions. Alright, badass. You’re legally intoxicated for 24 hours. You can’t operate a coin ride at Wal-Mart much less a fucking car.

ROXY: Definitely the girl with 16 layers of nail polish on that the pulse monitor can’t read through. Responded “Is weed okay? Is it going to fuck up my anesthesia? I smoke a lot of weed.” when asked if she’s taken any recent medication.

JAKE: Gets a viral video with his bizarre post-anesthesia wordspill his friends are oh-so-sure to record.

anonymous asked:

black trans girl jade who has dreads with her girlfriends terezi who has big pointy teeth and latino roxy?? roxy also is trans if u wanna! hope this isn't too much!

i dedicated way too much time to this but i’ll do anything for terezi and her trans girlfriends (also my first request!!! hype)

- Mod Robin

anonymous asked:

I'm worried that Dave and Karkat won't really end up being canon in the end or end up as an ot3 thing, which seems horrible to me. Why do you think they've been so cagey about confirming it? If they were worried about pissing off The Straights I don't think they would have made Roxy/Callie a thing. Considering WLF has advertised Official Davekat Merch I'm starting to feel like they're yanking our chains and maybe I should just move on. I'm so tired and losing hope.

you know i never fucking thought id say this but i am less worried about how andrew hussie did/would potentially handle davekat (considering he gave us the gayest falling-in-love sequence ive ever seen and of course canonized the ship in the first place) than i am about coh*n ed*nfi*ld, even though he vowed to make his writing “ more qu**r”… considering he thinks jade is a part of dave and karkats romantic relationship and quickly backpedaled when people pointed out it was fucked up

heres what my angle is: i have no investment in davekat as a “ship” at all. its not interesting to me. ive written about issues i have with the way their relationship was developed in hs canon before. this isnt me getting salty over a notp or lack of confirmation because im sad my otp didnt get together.

what i AM invested in is the clear, explicit depiction of a healthy romantic relationship between men exclusively. what i AM invested in is seeing a bisexual character who struggles with his identity and compulsory heterosexuality and coming out of the closet end up with a man, in a world that overwhelmingly favors for bisexuals to bury their same-gender attraction entirely. what i AM invested in is seeing a female character who can form intimate, emotionally close friendships with boys without having heterosexuality imposed on her. what i AM invested in is seeing a pair of characters for whom polyamory was established as being uncomfortable and invasive have those feelings respected.

re: pissing off the straights, in particular straight men. its important to remember that straight dudes love rosemary. i have never in my LIFE seen discourse over rosemary; even johnrose shippers quietly moved on around 4 years ago.

but straight dudes have emotional investment in daves sexuality because dave was introduced as another straight dude, while they never had that particular connection to rose - shes a girl and therefore incapable of being a straight dude. so when she turned out to be bi or gay, it generally wasnt a big deal. but when dave - a guy who likes girls! one of us, they thought! - starts tearing down his wannabe-hypermasculine hetero-dude persona, criticizing these aspects of himself that straight dudes liked, and reveals that hes not really a straight dude at all… straight dudes feel betrayed. like theyve had something taken away from them.

callioxy is basically the same thing. straight boys are mad at callioxy, but theyre not mad that roxy likes girls. theyre mad that shes not with john - john egbert, “not a homosexual”, the last bastion of sacred heteromasculinity in a narrative that has established it as a destructive force of evil. the straight boy hero is supposed to get a girlfriend at the end! he has to be rewarded for his heroism with a prize i mean a lovely girlfriend! but the girl who was supposed to be his prize is very happy with another girl and hasnt been shown even interacting with a dude since before the credits.

john doesnt get a girlfriend, and the other two major male characters are confirmed gay/bi, so daves perceived heterosexuality is the last fucking thing they have to cling to. even if hes not straight, he could be dating a girl, and thats the next best thing. and some folks arent even satisfied with that, they arent satisfied until hes not dating a boy at all. consider how many “at least davekat still isnt canon” comments pop up on straightboy-dominated homestuck communities with every fucking snapd8.

wp and wlf want lgbt peoples money, which is why they sell the merch. im hesitant to call it queerbaiting, since… homestuck literally had an onscreen lesbian wedding. i cant fault it there. but it is an evolved, cleverer type of queerbaiting - where they can draw the money and attention of mlm without angering straightboys by actually showing mlm. i hope this isnt coming off as me saying theres some kind of privilege in wlw representation or something - straight dudes are okay with fictional wlw because they fetishize them - but it is almost certainly the reason for the uncertainty and discourse around davekat i think

anonymous asked:

Could you do a trans girl Roxy in a pink skirt, a short-sleeved shirt with her signature cat icon, with thigh-high pink and black striped socks? Also if she could have shoulder-length curly pink hair and using lofstrand/forearm crutches? (And if you want you can put those cat-ear headphones on her, no need to if you don't want to!)

~mod vex

revolutionaryduelist  asked:

thinkin bout the fact that Homestuck is a creation myth that celebrates LGBT people and presents mortal effort as the ultimate divine force, and what a sharp counterpoint that presents to like every other creation myth out there, like say Genesis. The world isnt a gift from above handed from God, but something we create for ourselves. And LGBT people aren't an abberation from the base model of humanity but simply normal people who existed at the beginning. Homestuck is good thanks

Yesss. Sometimes I’m like, huh. I like Homestuck? And then I remember that this long and epic and entertaining read, which had a Huge follower base, ended with so much positive LGBT rep. It really didn’t have to; anyone who accuses that these relationships are pandering has no idea what they’re talking about. I certainly don’t think the fanbase would have diminished any to have had Rose end up with John, but instead Rose ended up with a girl. Dave cool-guy Strider ended up with a boy. His cool brother, gay. Roxy dreamboat cool-girl, wlw. That’s not even all of it; I have good reason to like Homestuck.