roxanne and megamind


Roxanne helps Megamind to see that ‘different’ doesn’t mean ‘broken’.

Megamind/Roxanne, K rating, post-movie.

[inspired by @gothicpagantrash‘s post about autistic Megamind and this post by @katwrech.]

AO3   |   FFN

It’s not that Megamind isn’t happy; he is; he is happy! He’s with Roxanne and he’s got a place now as the city’s new hero and people talk to him now in public; they come up to him and say his name and shake his hand and ask him questions and—

—well, it's—it’s just that it’s a lot. A lot of things happening and continuing to happen, and there just aren’t any pauses and it's—

It’s overwhelming. And he’s trying, at the same time, to wear more normal clothing, short sleeves and no gloves because he likes the feeling of Roxanne touching his skin. He loves that feeling; it’s the best feeling, but…

…but without his gloves and his long sleeves, and with-so much stress happening all the time, it’s unfortunately easy to fall into old habits.

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I like to think that Megamind would take Roxanne’s last name when they get married. I could give a big list of reasonings/justifications, even though they aren’t necessary, but the real reason why I like the idea is because I like thinking about Megamind’s face when he accidentally calls his wife “Miss Ritchi” and she responds by calling him “Mr Ritchi”

In my mind, it’s a really good face.

maybe you are


You’re tied up in a chair–

–and the supervillain who regularly kidnaps you is circling you in his wheel-y chair and you’re exchanging snarky banter and it’s all pretty much business as usual until you lean forward to give emphasis to your next sarcastic remark

at the exact same moment 

     that he leans forward–

          (because he thinks it makes him look more menacing) 

                                    (it doesn’t), 





                                                   …and you’re both just sort of sitting there frozen 

…not moving 

                         ….not moving 

                                                          –oh god what the fuck do you do–

–and your stomach is doing that stupid swooping thing it does sometimes when he stands too close and your heart is beating way too fast, fluttering against your sternum and you can feel yourself blushing because– 

                                –okay, maybe you’ve got a thing for black leather and 

                               –okay, maybe you’ve got a thing for nerds and 

                               –ohfuckingkay, maybe you’ve actually got a huge thing 

                                                                              for this nerd 

                                                                             in black leather          

                                                                           s p e c i f i c a l l y  

and maybe you’ve (definitely) 

thought about this happening before

                          but not like this 

(oh god oh god)


                           ARE YOU 


                                  TO DO



                   (PROBABLY NOT THAT, ROXANNE–)

                                             (–except for how–)


                                                 (you are)


Strange Magic/Megamind FanFic – “Holiday Hues, Butterflies and Blue”

My Strange Magic Secret Santa Gift for the wonderful @whimsicalitywheee, who requested shenanigans between the cast of Strange Magic and Megamind! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and that you get as much joy reading this as it gave me to write it! 

My very first crossover fanfic, and I can’t think of two finer fandoms for it =)


“You know, he has something like glamour.”

Marianne arched an eyebrow at the woman sitting across from her, intrigued by both the statement and by how those pretty blue eyes of hers flashed with keen intelligence and warm curiosity. An adventurer’s spirit. They were only halfway through their cups of tea, and she already liked her immensely. “Oh, does he?”

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so im reading the original megamind script and here’s some of the wild things that have happened so far:

  • There’s a lot of cursing, like in the first scene someone has already said ‘holy shit’
  • metroman is called uberman?? 
  • megamind is called mastermind and he has  minions named plato da vinci and einstein
  • idk why they decided to do that were they trying to be clever??
  • so mastermind kills uberman like usual with the sunbeam
  • then roxanne is sad abt uberman cuz they were dating and her friends tell her she should go for this actor she had a crush on
  • mastermind straight up explodes a guy trying to turn him into a superhero
  • he covers a guy in spiders trying to do the same thing
  • so hal is a huge fuckboi and he frequently harrasses women
  • the only reason he becomes a hero is because he “saves” a woman and her baby but he was actually trying to save himself
  • mastermind poses as roxannes favorite actor to get close to her
  • hal destroys a toilet and a wall with his super piss
  • Hal also bribes a blind kid so he can look cool to a hot lady like who the fuck wrote this
  • theres a battle scene with robbers dressed up as the beatles and they all make song puns while they’re fighting
  • mastermind says: “I’ll filet his scrotum”
  • he then proceeds to grab his minion by the balls like why does this happen
  • hal pisses on the citizens of metro city with his super piss
  • hal doesnt even stop trying to be a hero because he gets rejected, he stops out of pure laziness
  • apparently uberman was a massive kinkster??? and when mastermind finds his hideout its like a porn dungeon????
  • There’s a lot of terrible sex jokes god help me
  • “The once mighty man instantly drops to his knees, searching, with tears in his eyes, for the proper word to express the pain suddenly surging through his member.” THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE SCRIPT
  • the above quote is from mastermind defeating Hal…he literally punches him in the dick with a copper gauntlet…
  • they made a weak attempt to make it seem like mastermind was looked down upon cuz he didnt have any powers but honestly this whole script was horrible help
  • apparently it was gonna be a live action with ben stiller before dreamworks took the script

Metro City has opened up a new funpark for the children– And Megamind immediately feels like he needs to inaugurate the park for the first time, by having an evil plot there.

Ofcourse he brings Miss Ritchi, which results very badly, as she succeeds in escaping his clutches and starts shooting the plastic balls at his face.

It ends up in a wild goose chase for about 1 hour, until Megamind finally catches her in his arms. But they are both too exhausted to do anything about it, so they just sink back down into the sea of plastic balls. Arms loosely around each other, looking up at the sky and just breathing really hard.


I thought it was interesting how people claimed that my latest edits made Frozen and Tangled look more like something Dreamworks would do. Let me remind you that they too have had cases of what I call the baby-face syndrome (more commonly known as “caricature”, but whatever). ;D

PS: Roxanne!!! Why you so lovely?!?! *whispers* - Call me! <3

More animated ladies with “realistic” proportions (because why not):

Elsa (GIF)ElsaAnnaRapunzelMother GothelHoney LemonAunt CassColetteMeridaSusanLindaMavis 

OBS: These edits were created simply to give me a chance to practice my manipulation/anatomy skills. Nothing more, nothing less. They are NOT meant to be “better than the original” or “what it should have looked like”, or serve as a general negative critique on the respective movies’ animation styles.


mostly gen, background megamind/roxanne

horror with a happy ending, hurt/comfort

K+/T rating? (it’s creepy, there’s mentions of blood, but it’s not gory, and there’s no character death.)

When the people of the Galactic Alliance of a Hundred Thousand Sentient Worlds whisper of the species known as the Glau, this is what they say:

they eat.

which begs the question of course—

what do they eat?

and the answer to that question is always, no matter who is doing the asking,


when the infant in the golden pod crash lands on the underdeveloped planet known as Earth, it already has all its teeth.

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Valentine’s Day Kiss

inspired by a @ramendobe post

Megamind/Roxanne, pre-movie au

K+ rating

AO3  |  FFN

“Seriously?” Roxanne says.

“It’s for charity!” her boss says, gesturing expansively, a grin edging onto his face.

“Uh, huh,” Roxanne says, unimpressed. “Roxanne Ritchi gives a kiss for charity. Very…cute.”

“Right! It’s a Valentine’s Day thing!”

“Right,” Roxanne says, “so on Valentine’s Day, I kiss whoever donates the most money to the annual Metro City Children’s Home charity drive, do I?”

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