• Me, on a date:So, how do you feel about rowing?
  • Date:I don't like-
  • Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:I'm sorry I have t-
  • Date:How Janouseks are praised nowhere near as much as Empachers though their shells for smaller boats are brilliant
  • Me, slowly returning breadsticks:Go on
  • Date:Of course Wintechs must be the best brand out there
  • Me:*sprints out of Olive Garden with basket under arm*