Throne of Glass characters rated by Big Dick Energy
(in no particular order)
Chaol - 4/10 - I mean, he started off the series at like a…. 2/10. Maybe he could be a good guy, but he just let the King of Adarlan make him a tool while skipping around with his bro Dorian. He’s improving. Slowly.
Lorcan - 5/10 - BDE only counts if you know how to use it, am I right??
Maeve - 8/10 - We’ve gotta be real, she’s the biggest threat to peace in this series. I mean the whip. The iron. Telling Aelin about the thousand years with Rowan. The woman knows how to hurt her enemies.
Erawan - 2/10 - What even is his point, why does he exist except to be useless in his attempts to get Maeve back to his world. Coulda used you being useful decades ago, buddy.
Manon - ???/10 - Manon could literally give two shits about how much BDE you think she has.
Aedion - thinks he’s a 10/10, is more like a 7/10 - He has that whole Wolf of the North thing going, but chivalry kinda died when he called Lysandra a bitch.
Lysandra - 10/10 - perfection. The girl knows how to survive. She’s a chameleon and will seduce you just so she can slit your throat in bed. Don’t say she never tried to let you down easy.
Abraxos - cinnamon roll/10
Arobynn - I’d rather not talk about his BDE, and neither would Aelin or Lysandra, thanks.
Yrene - 6/10 - Much like Chaol, she’s learning. She’s just gotta take some more time to grow into her BDE.
Elide - 8/10 - she is smol but contains much BDE. Don’t underestimate, because if she doesn’t kill you, Manon will.
Nesryn - 12/10 - The size of one’s bow is not proportional to the amount of one’s BDE. She wouldn’t be able to carry it if it were.
Rowan - ???/10 - Wait, is Rowan a male Manon??? Anyway, he will kill you without breaking a sweat. And we have to admit, the boy has some self-control, not sexing up Aelin for months when he thought it was… ya know I forgot why they waited so long but it was some hot, hot sexual tension.
Dorian - 69/10 - Look, we all thought he was like a solid 7/10, until he hooked up with Manon.
Mort - unclear/10 - Is he alive? I dunno. But he had the guts to sass Aelin, so I’d say he has some measurable amount of BDE.
Aelin infinity/10 - actually you know what, let’s just say that she and Lysandra both have Bad Bitch Energy, ok? Aelin will out-kill you and out-snark you and even out-dress you, and with very little effort.