Turn Left in Fifty Miles by parksouth and papalogia
South Park Drabble Bomb: July Prompt: Road Trip
Ship: Craig/Kenny (Crenny)
Description:“Go shove a rat up your ass. You’ll find one in your living room, I’m sure."
Or, the one where Craig, Kenny, and McChicken, the burger wrapper crane, try to traverse Colorado with nothing but a paper map and a tray of nachos.
— Status: Complete/One-Shot
AN: Howdy ya’ll, one of my best friends slept over a few weeks ago, and well, this happened. We just wanted to let you know this could be read as the boys being in a pre-established relationship or a relationship in the works. We wanted it to be up to the readers! (Hope ya’ll also like the moodboard lmao)
Kenny watches Craig sip at his dark roast, and presses his
lukewarm lemonade to the back of his neck.
The condensation on the bottle cools his sweaty skin, and not for the
first time since he woke up at the ass-crack of dawn, he debates dumping the
lemonade down his shirt.
“It’s the middle of fucking July,” Kenny mumbles. “How the
fuck are you drinking coffee? And wearing that stupid chullo?”
Craig shrugs and stuffs a duffel bag between a suitcase and
a mini-keg of beer. “I dunno, how are you wearing your face?” He takes another
sip of coffee, longer this time – Kenny doesn’t miss the half-smirk he’s trying
to hide behind the cheap styrofoam.
“I think the chullo’s fried your brains, because that was
the dumbest comeback. Christ, Tucker, you only have two brain cells to spare,
give them a break.”
Ok but 76 and McCree not really talking to each other (McCree thinking 76 hates him because of his past lifestyle/ the whole association with Reaper thing) until one day they find themselves alone in awkward silence and finally 76 just goes “so anyway uhh….I heard you like bikes or…something?”