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After breaking up from a long term and incredibly unhealthy relationship, I thought fuck it! I want have a series of flings/short lived relationships and so, I turned to tinder. I matched with a few guys in my town and messaged a couple but nothing ever really came from it other than a few laughs over “Forward Jack” alluding to a very large penis.

One morning at school I was sat in the library during a free period and got a message from someone on tinder. “You’re cute okay sorry bye”

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Through the Window (Part 4)

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Your last day of tenth grade before summer should have been amazing, but it wasn’t. Class finished before lunch and everyone had a huge party in the park just down the road from the school. It was a gorgeous day as you, Bucky and Steve walked together amidst the gaggle of students, shouting and laughing. You and Steve had peeled off as many layers as possible, still sweating in the head of the summer sun.

You collapsed on the first patch of free grass you could find, grabbing the bottle of water from your bag and downing it, feeling much better for it after. Someone who lived nearby had dragged a barbeque to the park from their house and lit it up, people with cars doing food runs. Soon everyone was passing round money for burgers and lining up for the food.

“Bucky aren’t you boiling?” You ask when you sit back down with your food. While you and Steve were in as little clothing as possible, Bucky kept on his long sleeve sweater.

“No I’m fine.” He insists. You press the back of your hand against his forehead and find it boiling hot and wet with sweat.

“You’re roasting Bucky! You’ll get heatstroke!”

“I’m fine!”

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Hmmm… You’re new to this MCDONALDS, aren’tcha? Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do.

Ready? Here we go!

You want to be LOVIN’ IT, don’t you? Don’t worry, I’ll share some LOVE with you!

Down here, LOVE is shared through…
Little round…
“friendliness burgers.”

Are you ready? Get as many as you can!

Or a comprehensive list of westallen dating headcanons

  • PDA literally everywhere, and with any excuse imaginable. Off to save the world real quick? Kiss your girlfriend on the cheek. Your superhero boyfriend late for his day job? Make him a little bit more late, by kissing him goodbye. Your boyfriend just returned with a round of Big Belly Burger? Welcome back hug obviously
  • For the first 2 months they´re dating, Barry´s face lights up a little more at any excuse he gets to call Iris his girlfriend
  • Iris might be gushing about him too, but at least she is slightly more subtle about it, emphasis on the slightly.
  • Iris either sits on Barry´s lap, or as close as possible to Barry at any time possible. This also happens during superhero meetings in Star labs, and it annoys Oliver intensely
  • Constant flirting over the comms, meaning that Cisco in the end just lets Iris man the comms alone, because there´s only so many times you can hear about how cute Iris thinks Barry´s freckles are.
  • Stealing food, because now that they´re actually dating Barry isn´t nearly as protective of his food as he used to be, in return he also steals a lot of hers, which is really easy to do at top speed.
  • Obviously, she still knows and she lets him.
  • One time, he used his speed to keep stealing his fries back before Iris had a chance to eat them, and no matter how hard she tries, she can´t get her hands on any fries whatsoever. 
  • Wally makes up the term “Barry and Iris convos” which is basically when Barry and Iris don´t say a word but somehow seem to perfectly communicate what they wanted to say anyway. 
  • Various relatively casual discussion of superhero things at home, which surprises most of their friends. Barry likes doing it because he likes talking things through with her, and Iris likes being in the loop. 
  • Most places they walk at normal speed, Barry either has an arm around her shoulder or they´re holding hands
  • If they´re moving at superspeed, Barry just straight up carries her bridal style. 
  • They have a weekly movie night first at Joe´s and then later in their own apartment. It is no interruption night, which means no one calls and Cisco and Wally do all the superhero-ish things
  • Barry likes to surprise her at work by leaving cronuts, muffins or a cookie with a cup of coffee for her fairly regularly.

Happy National Splurge Day!!! 
Yes…it’s a holiday and we didnt create it. Celebrate this day to the fullest degree. Treat yourself to whatever you
want and to excess . For, this is a day to splurge. Do so without worry or concern…until tomorrow.
You deserve it!