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Sportarobbie headcannons

I saw some nice folks talking about their headcannons, so I thought I’d also contribute. These are all SFW but I can do some NSFW ones if people want!

- Robbie sings in the shower and sometimes Sport sits outside the bathroom and listens.

- ROBBIE DOES SPORTS EYEBROWS FOR HIM!!!!!

- Sportacus isn’t really all that romantic (he doesn’t understand how to be subtle) but one time Robbie came back to his lair and Sport had lit candles and had a record going on in the background omggg.

- NOSE. KISSES.

- NOSE. BOOPS.

- Sometimes, when the kids foil Robbie’s plan, he gets kinda down for a few days bc he thinks everyone hates him and so Sport has to reassure him that he’s loved.

- Robbie has insomnia and it really worries Sportacus a lot.

- Robbie has only ever seen Sportacus angry one time, and it scared him more than anything.

- Robbie does fashion shows for Sportacus.

- If they’re in the air ship, Robbie likes to watch Sportacus pilot it around. The mechanics really interest him.

- Robbie tried making a “healthy” cake for Sportacus, it had candied fruit in it, and it sent Sport into a sugar meltdown :-(((

- Robbie strokes Sport’s moustache when he’s asleep.

- Sport listens to Robbie when he sleep talks, and when he has a nightmare, Sportacus holds him and calms him down.

- Robbie teases Sportacus and makes him say different words to laugh at his accent.

- Robbie loves touching Sport’s biceps a lil too much.

- Sport almost always initiates hand holding.

- Sometimes they share baths.

- Robbie doodles Sportacus on his chalkboard.

- They adopt the kitten.

- Sport totally sees through Robbie’s disguises but humours him because he knows how much Robbie loves the kids deep down.

- THEIR PILLOW FIGHTS ARE LIKE WW3.

- Robbie persuaded Sport to stay up late and play boardgames with him. Sportacus eventually falls asleep and so they both end up sleeping on the floor.

- “Robbie it’s 5 am, have you been up all night making cookies again?”

“Yes but it’s different this time okay!!!”

“Why?”

“They’re for Trixie’s birthday party”

- They give each other weird nicknames.

- S L O W D A N C I N G IN ROBBIE’S LAIR.

we have very strong cases that john green and ted cruz are the zodiac killer

but i’d like to throw good ol’ jason rottenapple in the mix

evidence:

the zodiac killer has the exact same “horn rimmed eyeglasses”

“usually wore dark clothing, usually wool trousers and dark navy blue or black windbreaker jacket”

every single photo of rotten tomato he is wearing black

zodiac is “approximately 5’ 8" to 5’ 10" in height”

zodiac letter with code spelling out “kill all the lesbians”

zodiac cipher spelling out lexa

do with this information what you will