rotisserie-chicken

shinee goes grocery shopping

onew:

  • picked up a package of dubu and carried it around (”don’t talk to me or my son ever again”)
  • rotisserie chicken 
  • fried chicken tenders 
  • takes a sample, waits five minutes to casually walk by and take another one 
  • buys a pineapple to remember his boy pinee 
  • if lost can find him watching the crabs in the tanks 

jonghyun:

  • smells candles until everything is just one indistinguishable strong scent and he has a huge headache 
  • pls no more chicken breast 
  • stress bought a whole chocolate mousse cake 
  • reenacting risky business in the aisles 
  • people are staring but what is shame???
  • uses most of his time choosing a body wash (”we are going to leave you here if you don’t pick one in the next three minutes”) 

key:

  • buying fruit for juice cleanse and jam 
  • wallet is full of receipts and coupons 
  • actual coupon master. his total goes from $56.35 to $24.70
  • buys french baguettes and cheese to feel fancy 
  • another trip to the store, another pair of house slippers (he has too many for a person who has only two feet but this one is pink and has bunny ears so) 
  • ketchup 

minho:

  • avocados + bananas + protein powder 
  • buys all the practical shit like toilet paper and garbage bags 
  • helpful bagger 
  • lines up the shopping carts so well people keep asking him if he works there
  • doesn’t have the heart to tell them no so he helps customers get things from high shelves and stuff 

taemin:

  • waits until he’s surviving off cup ramen to even go
  • puts random shit in the cart 
  • buys a jackfruit bc “it looks cool” but doesn’t know how to eat it so it’s just there… in the fridge… mocking him 
  • also never knows which groceries are his??? 
  • rides the shopping cart like a scooter (push, push, weeeeee)
  • makes direct eye contact with all the video cameras and doesn’t. look. away. security is v uncomfortable 

Okay, so we all saw the Netflix April Fools Day movie ‘Rotisserie chicken’ that features an hour and thirteen minutes of a chicken on a rotisserie being cooked backwards. Cool right?

Did you see the other one, 'Sizzling Bacon’? This one is 20 minutes of delicious Bacon goodness sizzling away. Awesome. Even Better.

Awesome, awesome. But WAIT. What about the one that slipped under all our radars… 'A House of Cards’. Not to be  confused with 'House of Cards’, this original movie is literally 45 minutes of zen music and a house of cards.

I bow in front of the glory of Netflix’s awesomeness.

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BBQ Shredded Chicken Ciabattas

  • 1 rotisserie chicken shredded
  • 1 ½ cups barbecue sauce (I used my homemade sauce, but your favorite bottle sauce will be wonderful also)
  • 3 tablespoons room temperature butter
  • 1 Tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
  • 1 garlic clove minced finely
  • salt and pepper
  • 4 rolls or 8 slices ciabatta

minimikan  asked:

SHOW US THE SHITPOSTS THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL

U ASKED FOR IT….HERE U ARE (KEEP IN MIND SOME OF THIS IS REALLY OLD ART) (ALSO I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER ANON)

also i lied about there being no WoH they’re in here

first up we have the crack AU me and my friends made up: Instead of a killing game, it’s an Uno tournament. If you lose, you’re out.

I forgot how to draw Komaru orz

Next up we have the Naegi sibs strangling Junko

Why did I draw them like rotisserie chickens? I dont know

Next we have a shitpost I made in a skype call. Make of it what you will.

everyone is alive except peko

i really don’t like komaeda but i shitpost about him anyway

me and my friend on flockdraw (hey look it’s that one nagisa)

OKAY SO THIS NEXT ONE IS GONNA NEED SOME EXPLAINING

I was in a Skype call trying to draw with my left hand and my friend and I made up a story…Kotoko is trying to shoot Nagisa (why? Idk) and jataro is trying to backstab Nagisa, Komaeda is trying to stop them and Masaru is gonna jump on Komaeda. Also Hinata is crying.

This is just a draw your squad meme lmao

I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS SHIT

BONUS: THE FIRST DANGANRONPA THING I EVER DREW:

(I spelled literally wrong smh)

“BIRD MAN. I’M A BIRD MAN NOW TOO”

“Krieg, buddy, I don’t think that’s a-”

RAIN BLOOD FROM THE SKIES, DEATH-FEATHERS

hi can we have more support for really feminine non binary folks who wear makeup and dresses and skirts daily and dont bind because honestly i am so tired of having my identity feel invalid because of those pale typically androgynous/masculine kids who are the face of the nb community