So, North got this brilliant idea one day, he was like “Look at your tiny arms Rabbit Man. I could wrestle you to the ground in less than a minute!!”. Of course, Bunny wont be provoked that easily, but after about an hour of poking, taunting and boasting from North’s side, Bunny finally decided to stop putting up with his shit. So Bunny sacrificed some of his special chocolate to grow huge and get six arms. “Fine. Show me what you’re made of then…" was what Bunny told North, who suddenly remembered that Katherine would soon be back from her forest adventure with the other kids. She would be awfully upset if she saw the two friends fight… "Maybe another time" was the last thing North said about it as he never tried to fight Bunny again. The end. :)

The Mythical Bean (pre-Jack/Pitch) (12/17)

Original Prompt:

So I thought we needed a really damn silly AU prompt to get a break from all the angst and stuff. 

Pitch is the author of a known book series, under the synonym of Kozmotis Pitchiner. Problem is, he has the writing block of the century and it’s pissing him off to the point that he lashes out at almost everyone. 

Sandy and North run a café/coffee place, with Sandy handling the books and North being the guy you can always talk to. He and Pitch have known eachother for ages, to the point that he knows when he gives Pitch something regular, or when he can use an ‘experiment’ on him (“Try this hot chocolate, is for christmas special!” “What’s this burning after taste?” “Chili!” (uber bonus if you can work that line in somewhere))

And then Pitch meets Jack. Jack is the new Barista at the coffee place as something to have on the side while he’s in college, and he’s pretty much a breath of fresh air, even though he and Pitch probably get off a rocky start (wrong order, spilled drinks, North comes in before it gets too bad, apologies exchanged and so on.)

Bunnymund and Tooth are other regulars of the coffee place (Bunnymund delivers ingredients for whatever food they serve and Tooth is a fashion designer) and everyone in the coffee place end up conspiring somehow to get Pitch and Jack together, because it has probably been forever since Pitch was with anyone, and it would be good for them both. Especially since Tooth finds out that Pitch gets new inspiration based on the jokey antiques he pulls around the coffee place, which most customers find amusing.

The story doesn’t have to end in sex, but if you feel it can be worked in somewhere, then go ahead!

Fun fact: in the comments, three separate people offered to fill this. Anyway, you’ll see eggnog and feather pillow before there’s even a hint of blackice, but really there’s just hints of everything.

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More Eggnog for Luuuuupis <3

Nick was quite crestfallen when Aster didn’t show up to his annual Boxing Day Christmas Party; the evening passed with its usual hoopla, but the normally jolly Russki became increasingly gloomy and dispirited. A lot of vodka was downed inbetween party events, but nothing could cheer Nicholas St. North up, and the festivities felt hollow and empty without the grumpy rabbit in their midst…

Until it came time to open gifts… North was starting to feel a bit better- it always felt good to give. Tooth had given him a lovely handmade sweater, Sandy had made him some of his favorite golden sugar caramels… Now one present remained, a fairly large one, without a card or label, and oddly cross-holiday wrapping paper…

(Still don’t think I’ve got the hang of drawing North…)

Not Just Practicality (re-forming OT5/6) (11/21)|?

HEY! PAUSE! This is a super long prompt, and before you read it, I want you to know that I got 0/10 for following the directions! I ended up writing a sort of prequel to a slightly tonally different version of the prompted scenario.

Original Prompt:

Okay, so I had this kind of crack idea- not really crack but…. The guardians and Jack now know each other well and have been the ‘big five’ for over a year now. Jack goes along with everyone pretty well, they’ re like a new family to him, expect Bunny whom he sees now as his best friend/ rival/ maybe-big brother etc. But lately ( shortly after Easter) the rabbit has been acting strangely towards him and he can’t figure out why. He also notices how the other guardians suddenly don’t come as close to him as before, don’t touch him as often as before and so on.

One day he goes visiting Bunny to demand answers from him which ends with the rabbit jumping him and simply telling him he has chosen him as his mate- meaning, big fuck time since he’s in heat now!- with a big WTF reaction from Jack. Poor winter spirit runs away and confronts the others for explanations. But they react totally different then he expected- not shocked or disgusted but happy and congrulate him even, telling him how great they fit each other and they had seen it coming or stuff like that!

Cue a shocked,unwilling and swept away Jack who now gets chased by a very horny and annoyed rabbit, with the guardians cheering for their new relationship! In short: Jack thinks of Bunny as his best friend, the rabbit sees it different and declares him as his mate in his next mating season. Jack gets chased by an angry and super horny Bunny who intends to show him how 'good’ he can take care of him! I’m not really sorry for demanding this, I just want a good fill with great smut which is also funny! So, make me laugh- but don’t forget to turn me on Anon! xD

Basically, I want a really horny and annoyed Bunny chasing Jack through all kind of places (Santa’s workshop, Toothiana’s palace etc.) and maybe even all over the world if you want! Jack should feel kind of betrayed but also kind of torn because during the chase he realizes he likes Bunny more then he thought. As a reaction, each time Bunny manages to catch him for a short time he is more embarrassed, with flushing and cursing. I wanna see in the end how Bunny finally has enough and ulitmately overpowers him and then takes his sweet time to make Jack into a quivering, helpless mess to show him how they’re meant to be mates before he finally fucks him long and passionately!

I know, this is a fucking long prompt, but hey, can’t help it! If you can’t work with all the demands I put up- but still feel interested- I’m willing to even write it myself! …..though that’d be kinda is like a hand job for myself…*cough cough* NO non-con or dub-con please!!! Jack should resist, but feel unable to resist any longer when Bunny 'persuades’ him in the end! So, please tell me if you think you could pull this off or think I myself may be better suited to do this! :)

Bonus: - if Jack is really, literally flabbergasted and falls off his staff when Bunny tells him

- if all the other guardians already had sex with Bunny at some point, when some of his mating seasons got worse then usual

-if they all tell Jack how great Bunny is in bed ( like, really fucking fantastic great awesome- you get the point):
North: “Well, I mean, I’ve met a few really….naughty girls, but Bunny….”

Sandy *using a fan to express how hot Bunny had been*

Toothiana: “I- I can’t even really express how good it had been, I don’t think I ever came that much before! Not to mention his size!” *blushing*

- Jack starts to have a burning/ itching on his skin- and suddenly finds a mark on his body ( replica of Bunny’s tattoo…..on his ass?!)

- Jack going to Jamie to blow off some steam and gets interrupted by Bunny who tries to dry hump him in front of wide eyed and flustered Jamie

- if one place Bunny chases Jack through is Pitch’s realm, where said broken spirit just stares at them with a WTF face before yelling “OUT!!”

Bonus for sex part:
-if Bunny rimms him good
-lots of biting
-Jack has to wear an over sized shirt after the sex because Bunny ripped his clothes apart in heat
-Jack struggles a lot and curses in the most colorful words
-he grumpily agrees to be mates( not like he had a choice)
-the other guardians burst in shortly after they had sex
-they all ask “And, how was it?” with winks and leers ( finally mates presents??)
-all looking shocked when Jack starts to stutter and blush, exclaiming “Wait, you were a virgin before?!” (You can choose how they react to that, except Bunny who knew it before- smelled it??)

Yoooo so anyway this prompt was so extensive and included so much detail that made me go “….ummmmmm” that I ended up writing a prequel instead. Bunny visits North because he knows he’s going to go into heat really soon, and since he’s actually been spending time around people he likes, he won’t be able to suppress it at all. And he needs A Plan.

I guess Eggnog is the active pairing here as part of a re-forming OT5/6.

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