• <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Ryan looking in the mirror:</b> does purple eyeshadow suit my complexion? Am I too skinny? Does the ryhawk look good with the rosevest? Are green pinstripes and pink paisley a good combo? Permed hair is cool right? Maybe I should go crazy with the highlights? Am I muscular enough? Ok I think I should grow my hair out. Stubble..?<p/><b>Brendon looking in the mirror:</b> so hawt ahh i am cUMMING<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

You know the red sash that Ryan wore with his rosevest? Imagine him cornering Brendon after a show and tying him up with it.

Backstage at a show they’re both horny and so right when it’s over they find a dark secluded corner and they’re both still in full makeup and costume and after making out for a few moments Ryan ties Brendon’s wrists together behind his back using the sash from his costume and he has Brendon kneel and suck him off but Brendon can’t use his hands or touch himself

  • Interviewer: Who is your celebrity crush? *wink wink*
  • Me: Ryan Ross, he is my one love and I wont be complete until I marry him and I want his dog and his rosevest and i want him to marry brendon urie as well as marry me, oo he is also my smol son and my daddy at the same time, i love him very much, he needs to join panic at the disco again otherwise i wont marry him and i want to do the drugs with him did i mention his dog yet dottie is pretty cool i love her she needs perfection, also have i mentioned brendon urie should really marry him i dont care that ryan is 20 years older than me we need to get married right now ryan is perfect
  • Interviewer: i said celebrity crush
  • Me: RYAN ROSS IS MORE CELEBRITY THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES™ WILL EVER BE, thank you i really liked that question, ive never got to speak about him before
  • Interviewer: ...
  • Me, smiling dreamily as i think about ryan ross: So whats the next question
  • Interviewer, smiling weakly: Well folks i think thats all we have time for tonight haha....