roses are red violets are blue quotes

  • Lauren: Okay guys, how do I ask Camila out?
  • Ally: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.
  • Lauren: Oh my god, no!
  • Normani: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
  • Lauren: STOP IT!
  • Dinah: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
  • Lauren: Fuck you all. I'm leaving.
Relationship Advice
  • Feyre: if you are ever pissed at your man, cause he did something stupid, just throw a shoe at his head or something. That usually gets his attention.
  • Mare: *yanks boot off* *hurls it across the table at Cal's head* *literally takes Cal out*
  • Feyre: I mean sure... if that's how you want to do it.

*the two types of people*

Jisung: roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you

Yuta: roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

  • alec: okay guys, how do i ask magnus out?
  • izzy: roses are red, violets are blue. guess what, my bed has room for two.
  • alec: oh my god, no!
  • clary: twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
  • alec: STOP IT!
  • jace: row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
  • alec: fuck you all. i'm leaving.
CM Incorrect Quote #23

Spencer: Okay guys, how do I ask someone out?

JJ: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed, has room for two.

Spencer: Oh my god, no.

Emily: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Spencer: Stop it.

Luke: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream.

Rossi: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory…

  • Niall: Okay, lads, how do I ask a girl out?
  • Harry: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.
  • Niall: OH MY GOD!
  • Louis: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
  • Niall: STOP IT!
  • Zayn: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
  • Niall: GUYS!

Normani: Okay, ladies, how do I ask a guy out?

Camila: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Normani: OH MY GOD!

Dinah: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.

Normani: STOP IT!

Lauren: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Normani: GUYS!

  • Taehyung: Roses are red
  • Violets are blue
  • My rap skills are good
  • Let me feature in cypher too
  • Namjoon: ...
  • J-hope: ..
  • Suga: Roses are red
  • Violets are blue
  • Your rap skills is shit
  • Go play with Jungkook
  • Yuuri: OK guys, how do I ask someone out?
  • Phichit: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two
  • Yuuri: OH MY GOD NO
  • Phichit: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car
  • Yuuri: STOP IT
  • Phichit: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream
  • Yurio: I feel like that’s verging dangerously close into serial killer territory