roses are red violets are blue quotes

  • Yixing: Roses are red, violets are blue...sunflowers are yellow...tulips come in all kinds of colors...daffodils are also yellow
  • Baekhyun: Was that supposed to be a poem?
  • Yixing: No, I just like flowers
Relationship Advice
  • Feyre: if you are ever pissed at your man, cause he did something stupid, just throw a shoe at his head or something. That usually gets his attention.
  • Mare: *yanks boot off* *hurls it across the table at Cal's head* *literally takes Cal out*
  • Feyre: I mean sure... if that's how you want to do it.

*the two types of people*

Jisung: roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you

Yuta: roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

  • Persephone: Roses are red, violets are blue...sunflowers are yellow...tulips come in all kinds of colors...daffodils are also yellow.
  • Apollo: Was that supposed to be a poem?
  • Persephone: No, I just like flowers.
  • Taehyung: Roses are red
  • Violets are blue
  • My rap skills are good
  • Let me feature in cypher too
  • Namjoon: ...
  • J-hope: ..
  • Suga: Roses are red
  • Violets are blue
  • Your rap skills is shit
  • Go play with Jungkook

the two types of people

Jisung: roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve never met someone as beautiful as you

Ten: roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for two

[The detective duo are completely plastered, Mary and Molly listen in merrily at their ramblings]

Greg : Ok, you both, tell me how do I ask someone out.

Sherlock : roses are red, violets are blue

Sherlock : guess what, my bed

Sherlock : has room for two.

Greg : OH MY GOD NO

John : twinkle twinkle little star

John : we can do it in a car

Greg : STOP IT

Sherlock : row, row, row your boat

Sherlock : gently down the stream

Sherlock : merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Sherlock : I can make you scream.

Greg : (rolls eyes and walks off)

John and Sherlock : (offended) WHAT? it totally worked.

  • Jimin (textin Kookie): roses are red
  • Violets are blue
  • I love Kookie
  • He loves me back too
  • Jungkook: roses are red
  • Violets are not blue
  • Stop fucking lying
  • I'm blocking you