- fanon pearl: wishes steven was dead, having a creepy and perverted lust for rose, angsty as all fuck.
- canon pearl: gets excited over making a house for crabs, proudly wears a fanny pack, doesn't know how to open soda cans.
Captain Swan could literally share every single Epic True Love Act there ever was, from a kiss to sharing a heart to literally having their names on the Holy Grail of Swords, but the thing that leaves me screeching the most is the thought that someday they'll share a home???? That is only theirs???? And they'll share bills and dishes and everything in between? !!!!!!!!!!!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!