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Hoseok's Secret Praise Kink
  • Jimin: hobi-hyung is sexy
  • Hoseok: *blushes and swats at Jimin*
  • Jimin: did you see hobi-hyung’s abs in his intro?? 👏🏽 HE 👏🏽 DID 👏🏽 THAT! 👏🏽
  • Hoseok: *hides under blanket after flicking Jimin’s forehead*
  • Jimin: did you /see/ hobi-hyung in bst????
  • Hoseok: *smacks Jimin’s thigh then dives into his pillow fort to hide*
  • Jimin: HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT HOBI-HYUNG IS THE ACTUAL SUN THAT HANGS IN MY SKY, ALWAYS SPILLING LIGHT ONTO ANY SITUATION AND GUIDING ME ONTO THE RIGHT PATH?
  • Hoseok: why am I dating you again?
  • Jimin: JUNG HOSEOK, BORN FEB 18, 1994, IS A DANCER/RAPPER OF THE 7 MEMBER, SOUTH KOREAN BOY BAND NAMED BT-
  • Hoseok: *shoves Jimin off a cliff*
Jihope Cloudgazing
  • Hobi: look at the clouds today!
  • Jiminie: *stares at Hobi*
  • Hobi: *points* that one looks like a squirrel
  • Jiminie: *continues to stare at Hobi*
  • Hobi: *notices Jiminie isn't paying attention*
  • Hobi: why aren't you looking at them?
  • Jiminie: I'm too busy staring at the sun

hello dragons.

look at your familiar

now look at me

now back to your familiar

now look at me,

sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using the fairgrounds and switched to Old Spice, he could make money like he’s me.

look down

back up

what’s in your hand? back at me. I have it.

it’s a chest with two things you’ve been looking for for weeks.

look again, the chest is now crimson silks.

anything is possible when your familiar makes money with Old Spice and not the fairgrounds. 

i’m on a dwarf unicorn.