the thrilling saga
*puts hand on son* shoulder.
when ur mom let u stay up past 8pm
i love watching really reserved people join tumblr and slowly become as weird and outgoing as the rest of us
if i had a dollar for every time a hot guy looked at me, id owe money
You could give a whole year to do one homework assignment and I would still wait until the last minute to do it
Happy Halloween yo
when people compare you to someone you hate
that moment when you’re eating alphabet soup and you choke on the letter D
pink wig, thick ass, give them whiplash
Gays are what makes the world go round
you guys are obligated to reblog birthday selfies right???
PROOF that i am not a useless piece of shit and i do help with things sometimes
i’m dying on the inside
Just let me be me
dresses are totally punk rock, i promise