rose john

Fanon Homestuck characters i experienced in fics over the years because i Love being in Pain: Beta kid Edition

JOHN: blank slate?? John “Can Be Whoever U Want” Egbert. sleeps with a nic cage bodypillow…..  uses :B a lot? Hello Naughty Children Its Nonstop Mean Pranks Time i hope u like ur hair dyed pink and half shaved

JADE: infomercial voice: Ever Needed an unnecessary antagonist to ur Dave x (character/reader insert) ship but didnt want to create a whole new character? Try Jade Harley for the low low price of $stop

ROSE: summons the power of every lovecraftian monstrosity to empower her ability to be ur wing-man in the up and coming ship of the fic. at exactly 12 midnight EST on a blue moon, during the Lost 29th Day of February, she may mention the tales of a wandering cryptid by the name of Kanaya then u will unlock her quest chain to later unlock this vampire to be a new playable character and gain an achievement

DAVE: 2 ¾ cups of all purpose Personality. 1 teaspoon of irony. ½ cup of apple juice. 2 eggs. 2 cups of white sugar. 1 ¼ cups of All I Do Is DJ. Then pour into a blender and sprinkle in 4 pounds of Popular Highschool Boy Tropes, force the lid closed, turn it on and pray

I found his shirt in my luggage when I came home. It had his smell and it hit me. It hit me hard .Knowing the memories we made when we were together passed. Like a dream. I miss him. I miss his touch. His kiss. His hug. His hands holding mines. But I know I’ll see him again. I know it’ll be okay. 

waltzing-with-my-inner-geek  asked:

Nine/Rose/Jack and this from the shippy roommate AUs list, "the third wheel roommate turning into the relationship counselor but then having the other two fall in love with them" :D

1. Jack did not know what he was getting into when John offered to let him live in the second bedroom of the flat he shared with his Rose (the one he never referred to as a girlfriend despite that obviously being their relationship) for minimal rent.

2. For one, if they’d told him the amount of cold showers he was going to need just from watching two of the most attractive people he’d ever laid eyes on alternatively make bedroom eyes at each other and yell at each other, he might have considered paying a bit more somewhere else.

3. (Not really, but he thought about it sometimes when he was really frustrated)

4. Jack often found himself acting as a sounding board for the both of them at separate times. John and Rose were so obviously in love with each other but there were still bumps in the road and neither of them were great at navigating them.

5. Jack prided himself on being able to read relationships and people at a glance but he was completely blindsided when the three of them were watching a movie on the sofa and John leaned over, Rose still cuddled into his side, and softly kissed him.

6. Turns out that while the two of them had discussed it at length and decided that they wanted to include him in their relationship if he was amenable.

7. Jack was more than amenable, having been in love with the both of them almost from the very beginning. He had just never expected to be able to act on it, but here they were, offering, and he was going to grab on with both hands and never let them go.

8. They ended up turning the second bedroom into an office for the three of them.

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

Blog Descriptions of the Homestuck Kids
  • John: No description, frequently changes his header title to different topical memes
  • Rose: "I post about crafts, writing tips, and destroying the patriarchy. Go follow my girlfriend."
  • Dave: "dave."
  • Jade: "jade/16/female (she/her pronouns please! c:) no byf, just be nice, assholes get blocked! check out my art tag!"
  • Jane: "this is the OFFICIAL blog of the heiress jane crocker, all other blogs in my name are FAKES and their recipes are NOT VERY GOOD!"
  • Jake: "if you're here to send me some anon hate, PREPARE TO BE WRECKED!!! *brandishes pistols* >:D"
  • Dirk: "Pro-Logic. Anti-Dumbass. Future Engineering Major. Expert Swordsman. Days since last callout post: 18."
  • Roxy: "roxy's retro gaming blog! im a 16 year old girl and i could kick your gross neckbeard ass at smash bros ;)))"
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The whole “Dave realizes his home life was abusive and works on dealing with it” thing is so important to me you have no idea and i want the Superfriends to have an Encounter
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and i want bro to have an encounter with a FIST HAIIIYAH