Whoop I think it’s time for a rosabella AU…
So imagine this: Bella and Jacob are in a musical at school. A musical, as a matter of fact, called “Labyrinth.” She needs to go practice her lines with Jake, but her jealous bf Edward won’t let her! So she very angrily wishes the Goblin King would come take him away. You know. With lines from the play.
Except dang—Edward actually disappears, an owl comes into her room and transforms into Rosalie in a poof of glitter. Rosalie, obviously, is the Goblin King. She says Bella can get her boyfriend back if she makes it through the labyrinth in 13 hours, but Bella is like “uh what if I don’t want him back tho?” So Rose says she can pick her own prize, and Bella is like “cool I’ll let you know when I make it through”
Rose, being a chill and slightly bored Goblin King, agrees to this.
Plot commences, obviously—Alice and Emmett are probably goblins along the path who help Bella make it just in time to the center of the labyrinth, except Rose is being all tricky and leaping from staircase to staircase with Edward, who looks very put out by the whole thing (it’s v possible Rose got fed up with him being a pissbaby and actually turned him into a baby) so finally Bella does her best to recite the final line, completes it, and wins, right?
So Rose is like “I’m a king of my word, what do you want” so Bella is like “first turn Edward back to his real age and send him home ok…” And then she asks if she can stay there with Rose; it’s v sweet; the end