rope casting

What if this movie was made in the past?
    — Re-Animator as a 1950s science fiction movie

Starring:

John Dall as Herbert West
Farley Granger as Dan Cain
Audrey Hepburn as Megan Halsey
Boris Karloff as Dr. Carl Hill

As this blog’s 2-year anniversary closes, I present to you the cast of 2015! Along with my characters, this poster also features the several followers that have been, are being, and will be assimilated used as secondary characters here. To all of Ask Bananas Wit’s family, friends, foes, favorites, and fixtures following it, thank you for developing its subject’s character and being a part of his life so far!

Local characters: Bananas “Amble Wit” Wit (1940s), Bananas “Bad Wit” Wit, Bananas “Firstwit” Wit (1900s) as Bumble Buzz, Bananas “Hot Wit” Wit (1950s), Bananas “Poorwit” Wit (1910s), Bananas “Soul Wit” Wit (1970s), Bananas “Sparkle Wit” Wit (1980s), Bananas “Witsend” Wit (1990s), Bananas “Witshine” Wit (1960s), Bananas “Wittersweet” Wit (1930s), Bananas “Witty” Wit (1920s), Bananas Wit, Berry Isthmus, Ultrawit, and Wonder Wit.

Out-of-blog characters: Applejack (Bounty Hunter), Applejack (Ronin), Archibald T. Manaford, Banana Pie, Bo Diddly, Bright Idea, Comb the Combel, Frosty Mint, King Sombra(’s muzzle), Peachy Pit, Pembroke W. Korgi, Poké, Random “ALOS” Idea, Sarsaparilla Hoofer, Scribbles Styal, Sonata Dusk, Sweet Disaster, Sweetgrass, Sweety Peach, Viola, and Zap Point.

Special thanks go to ALOS for promoting, contributing to, and being an all-around aficionado of Ask Bananas Wit for the past year. Happy to be of service! :)

Courage, Wisdom, and Power - Spell
  • When: full moon
  • Need:
  • 1 red candle
  • 1 purple candle
  • 1 white candle
  • 1 silk rope (any length)
  • Procedure:
  • Cast your circle
  • Might the candles and lay the rope on your altar
  • Chant as you tie a knot in the rope:
  • "With this rope I bind thine power, to be mine for second or hour. To make me strong when I am weak. To give me wisdom that I seek. To give me courage as not to flee. Thine will be done, so not it be."
  • Keep the rope with or near you to receive the power and courage you requested, but only use these gifts for selfless reasons and remember the Threefold Law.

Monk: I attack the goblin. With my fists!

Wizard: Stop hitting the thing with your fists! You have a perfectly good weapon!

Me [Cleric]: This is literally the fifth fight you’ve done this for–I’m going to stop healing you for stupid things. 

*next fight*

Monk: I attack the goblin closest to Dzirt [Wizard]. With my fists!

Wizard: I cast my rope spell on the monk. *rolls die*

Monk: What?!? *rolls die*

DM: You successfully tie up the monk. 

Fighter: Can we just leave him there?

DM: It is a safe area.