rooster teeth: red vs blue

My Return Giveaway!

Alrighty! So it’s been a few months. I went through a really rough time for a bit, but now I’m back, for good. I missed you guys.

During my absence, some of you were extremely generous when you heard my situation and gave me way too much. Now it’s time to pay it forward!

The Goods:

3 Prizes up for grabs! There will be 3 separate winners.

  • One (1) of the new onsies available on the store!

(You can get any of them, doesn’t have to be the one pictured below)

  • One (1) copy of the Million Dollars, But… card game!

  • One (1) of the microplush blankets, your choice!

(You can get any of them, doesn’t have to be the one pictured below)

The Guidelines:

  • You must be following me. This is supposed to be a giveaway for those of you who have been with me through the hard times, but I’ll welcome anyone new too! I post stuff from within the Rooster Teeth family, and the occasional funny thing.

  • I ship internationally! Don’t fret, fellow Canadians or friends in Australia or whatever. I’ll get it to you somehow :)

  • Reblogs count as an entry. Sideblogs aren’t allowed to avoid cheating and entry bloating, UNLESS THEY ARE ROOSTER-TEETH RELATED AND OVER 2 MONTHS OLD. I understand that some of you seperate your main blog from your Rooster Teeth stuff, so that’s alright.

  • You can reblog it as much as you want! Be courteous to your followers though, please.

  • The giveaway will end on New Year’s Eve, at 11:59:59 PM EST.

Best of luck to everyone! I’m happy to be back :)

Since there are apparently people who still don’t know (I’ve been seeing them on various websites)…

You can watch Rooster Teeth’s webshow episodes (such as RWBY, for example) the day after they come out for FIRST members, for free, if you make a normal, free account on their website (

You don’t have to wait a week.

I keep seeing people accusing Rooster Teeth of posting spoilers on their RWBY Facebook page and then saying “I can’t pay for an account.” The account is not what you’re paying for. The FIRST membership is what you’re paying for. An account is free.

So, the release schedule goes…

  • FIRST membership - Day 1
  • Normal, free account - 24 hours after FIRST members
  • No account & YouTube - 1 week after FIRST members

Roses are red
And violets are blue.
One day we’ll cruise down
Blood Gulch avenue
It’s red versus red
and blue versus blue
It’s I against I
and me against you

Violets are blue, roses are red
Living like this we were already dead

Hop in my car
It don’t have any doors
It’s built like a cat
It lands on all fours
My car’s like a puma
It drives on all fours

Red versus red
Blue versus blue