rooster teeth company

Cunning Stunts 6
  • Ryan: Catch Up Is Working Hard Right Now 'cause I'm Runnin' A Pretty Clean Race
  • Lindsay: Well That's Good 'cause I'm Giving It The Mustard
  • Michael: God Dammit
  • Ryan: Stop, Just Let It Go, No More Condiment Jokes!
  • Michael: It Doesn't Even Really-
  • Ryan: I Don't Relish Them!
  • Michael: It Doesn't Really- [Sighs]
  • Gavin: Ha!
  • Lindsay: Does No One Say That In Georgia? People Don't Say That Shit?
  • Gavin: Say What?
  • Lindsay: Give It The Mustard! It Means Like, Fuckin' Go
  • Ryan: Uh, No Yeah I Have Heard That Yeah
  • Gavin: I Mayo Have Heard That!
  • Everyone: [Groaning]
  • Jeremy: Boo!
  • Lindsay: What Have I Started
  • Ruby: Guys, I have a feeling we're not in Remnant anymore.
  • Weiss: What the hell is this building? Rooster Teeth? Who names a company that?
  • Blake: I think we should be more concerned about all the people staring at us.
  • Yang: Especially those four women dressed in our outfits.
  • Kara: W-w-we were about to do a photo shoot.
  • Lindsay: *pinches self* Nope not dreaming. Of course I'm not because if I was there would be more cats.
  • Barbara: Arryn, are you thinking what I'm thinking.
  • Arryn: Show 'em the Bumbleby fanfics Barb!
Awful AU Challenge
  • mavin au: Michael is studying to be a priest and Gavin is Jesus
  • freewood au: Gavin is an English explorer and Ryan is a grumpy native prince
  • rwby au: everything is the same except everyone has Ryan’s face
  • rwby au: everyone’s lines are improv’ed by Gavin
  • Gavin is Geoff’s dad, but their ages are still the same
  • Michael isn’t angry
  • Burnie is yaoi
  • Gus has tiny hands and wears fake big hands over them
  • everyone is Lindsay
  • Rooster Teeth is a company completely run by intelligent cats and Lindsay is the first human employee - antics ensue
  • Ray tries to blaze it but ends up throwing up
  • finding nemo au where Geoff loses Millie and Gavin is dory
  • RT headquarters is in England and they hire American Intern Gavin and make awful jokes about hamburgers and American accents and slang
  • Gavin is just a lizard
  • Dan and Ray get accidental drunk married in vegas even though Ray is sober the entire time
  • Ryan is blind and Gavin is his seeing eye dog, but is really just a dude in a vest who barks, and uses the opportunity to make “doggy style” jokes and lick Ryan’s face
  • furries

shout out to revapinata for helping me come up with these