So I just paid my $985 rent and have basically no money for my hormones. I have the option to either A.) Ask my Mom for money for my hormones and have her yell at me and 99.9% say no or B.) Suffer a month of dysphoria, mental breakdowns,and loss of appetite. Wow …just incredible.
You are learning addition. You blink. There is differential calculus written on the whiteboard. The longer you stare, the less it looks like numbers. The sky is a different color than when you closed your eyes.
Your final grade has not been posted yet. It has been two days. Your final grade has not been posted yet. It has been a month. Your final grade has not been posted yet. It has been a year. Your final grade has not been posted yet.
You look at the posted list of required math credits for your major. It is not written in english. It is not written in any language you know. It is not written in any language you don’t know. You close the list of required math credits before it can look back.
You cannot remember a time before your 8 AM. You leave the auditorium only to find yourself back in the auditorium. It is time for class.
You have had the same advisor your entire college career. Every time you see him, he has more teeth. Eventually, you stop seeing your academic advisor. He still sees you.
Students that go to look through the reference section of the library return different. The unlucky ones don’t return at all.
You go to a school of 20,000 students. You see the same 10 individuals at random points on campus every day. There are 19,989 other students. You’re not sure if you want to know where they are.
People are screaming in your dorm. People are always screaming in your dorm. “Somebody must be going out partying,” your roommate says. You both know that isn’t true.
You have a paper due in four days. You never finish it. The deadline never draws any closer. You have a paper due in four days.
A man sitting alone on the snowy, empty quad tells you that you will die in exactly 47 minutes. You walk away. You glance back, from a distance, and see only your footprints. You walk faster.
The squirrels fear no one. You do not make eye contact with the squirrels. They grow bolder every year, graduating from stealing trash to stealing food off of your plate. You shudder to think what they will steal next.
There is always someone in the study room. You have never seen them leave. It is always the same person. You have never seen them anywhere else.
Greek Town gets larger every time you pass it. There are houses with letters that aren’t in any alphabet you know. The residents have hollow eyes. A baby emerald sleeps here. You don’t know what it means. You don’t think you want to know.
Overhead while walking to the parking lot, on campus: an actual real-life college-student + sugar daddy AU in the making:
Male College Student: so I think my roommate’s older brother is, like, hitting on me.
Female College Student: really??
Male Student: yeah, well…like, he’s like helping us out with rent and stuff? And he, like, wants to hang out a lot…like, even with just me, like, Roommate isn’t even there…and then he bought Roommate’s books for next semester, except he asked if I wanted to come to the bookstore, and then he bought my books. Like, I didn’t let him buy all of them ‘cause I felt weird. But then he bought me dinner. So, like…
Female Student: (half-joking) is he hot?
Male Student: uhhh…I guess? Yeah. Maybe. I mean, I dunno.
Female Student: wait, though, is this like a creepy thing? Is he creepy?
Male Student: no! No, dude, he’s not like–like he’s actually a pretty cool guy, like he’s paying for Roommate to go to college and helping us out, and he’s all smart, like he’s a lawyer and shit, and he’s, like, chill, y'know, and–
Female Student: oh my god you like, LIKE him.
Male Student: (loudly enough that heads turn) I’M NOT GAY.
Female Student: you totally like him!
Male Student: BUT I’M NOT GAY.
Female Student: you’re, like, gay FOR HIM.
Male Student: (stops walking) BUT–FUCK.
Female Student: you could, like, be dating a lawyer!
…at which point, because they’d stopped walking, I had to maneuver around them and pretend I’d not been eavesdropping, and find my car.
We may never know the outcome, but I like to think that Sudden Epiphany College Student and Roommate’s Hot Lawyer Older Brother are now happily dating. (I also wonder what Roommate thinks of this–as a friend I imagine he is pleased–and whether he was secretly hoping for this outcome.)
(Jimin is jealous when his best friend and roommate, Taehyung, has a date with the girl Jimin has a crush on.)
Warning: 8000 words and 75% of this is pure smut. MMF sex. Dirty talking. Disrespectful name calling. The usual.
“Fuck you, Kim Taehyung! FUCK! YOU!” Jimin was livid. “I’ve never said a single thing to you about
all the shit I have to put up with as your roommate! All the times I’ve had to crash at a friend’s
place because you brought some girl back to our dorm room for the night! I can’t remember the last time I spent a
whole week able to sleep in my own bed because of you! And all those times I woke up to find some
chick I don’t know in your bed? Like you
couldn’t just go somewhere else to fuck them?
Did you really have to screw them in our room while I was asleep?” Taehyung opened his mouth to answer, but
Jimin cut him off. “And I wasn’t even
asleep for all of them! What was that
one girls name? The one with the short
hair? Jungin? Jungah? Just because you
took her into our bathroom to have her suck your dick doesn’t mean I didn’t
hear EVERY FUCKING THING that happened in there! You are so fucking vile! The things you said to that girl… the sound
of her choking on your dick while you called her a slut? What the fuck is wrong with you?!”
“Some girls like that shit,” Taehyung replied calmly. “She definitely liked it, that’s for sure.”
Jimin rolled his eyes dismissively. “The point is that I’ve never said anything
to you about how you’ve stuck your dick in half the women on campus. Despite the fact that you are always
inconveniencing me in order to get your rocks off, I’ve kept my mouth
shut. It’s your life and it’s not really
any of my business. But this is TOO
FUCKING MUCH! I thought we were friends? I never thought you would totally screw me
over like this!”
“We are friends! I
didn’t do this to screw you over.”
Taehyung and Jimin had been randomly assigned to be roommates in their
small single room dorm room their freshman year and immediately became the best
of friends. Taehyung was on a
scholarship that paid for his student housing on campus and Jimin couldn’t
imagine living with anyone other than Taehyung, so despite the cramped quarters
and the arguments frequently caused by the lack of privacy, they continued
living together in the dormitory.
(Sorry for the late posting!) I read some amazing fics this week, and I can’t wait to share them with you!
Open At The Touch by kiaronna, Teen, 6.5k Maybe Nishigori got ahold of a lock of Viktor’s hair, and some Polyjuice potion. Maybe it’s all an elaborate prank. With this as his only reasonable explanation, he steps forward, snags Viktor by his robes and tugs him in. There has to be an explanation, mystical and magical or medical, for the best Seeker in the Quidditch world showing up at his door; something besides his portrait, which won’t stop talking to Yuuri anyway.
I LOOOOOOOVED this HP AU! So cute and funny, and also angsty??? One of my favourite HP AUs yet!
The Roommate Trap by impolitecanadian, Mature, 2k (WIP) Victor doesn’t believe in marriage. So when Chris, his best friend and roommate of 6 years, tells him he’s going to have to move out so he can get married, Victor is reasonably upset. Good thing Victor’s upstairs neighbour is looking for a roommate and maybe a little (okay, a lot) more.
I saw this recommended to me on fan rec friday’s and I thought I would give it a shot! Already entertaining so far, I can’t wait to see what happens next! I also love how it’s set in Canada, that’s pretty cool haha!
28 Tuxesby vodkawrites, Teen, 32k While planning his 28th wedding, Yuuri begins to wonder if he can ever find love for himself.
I. AM. SOBBING. I LOVED THIS FIC SO MUCH!! The ending had me shook, laughing, crying, screaming!! I loved it!
What Now?by shereadsthestars, Mature, 15k (WIP) Viktor Nikiforov, Niki to his closest friends- well, closest friend, singular, prefers to keep his nose clean.He’s not the type to hold a strong presence in the room, or even dominate the conversation. He’s quiet, and mindful. And would really just like to finish out the rest of his college career in peace. So it’s no question that his unwavering, slightly over-the-top infatuation with one Yuuri Katsuki is a bit of a problem.
So you all know I’m the biggest fan of college/university AUs, so I had to read this when I saw it on FRF! I love how it’s a reverse AU, I am so obsessed with shy/studious Victor!! (The long hair is also a big bonus haha) Thumbs up!
Much To Do About Everything by DiAnna44, Teen, 5.4k (WIP) Victor and Yuuri don’t like each other. Which is, of course, perfectly acceptable. Except they never shut up about it, and Phichit and Chris, who are both tired of hearing about it and tasked with the duty of being the wonderful best friends that they are, decide to finally do something about it. Starfleet Academy/Star Trek AU.
GIVE ME ALL THE STAR TREK AUs!!! I love this fic already, the rivals aspect is giving me LIFE! I cannot wait to see where the story goes!
Jackpotby Ashida, Explicit, 5.6k ”Did you think you could get away with it again, Yuuri? Or are you getting greedy?“ Victor drawled low, taunting, trying to bring that person he knew out so they could keep playing.There was no point in Katsuki Yuuri denying it though, they’d played this game for years now. "Maybe I just wanted your attention?” Yuuri looked up and smirked something mischievous, something sinister. That guise melted into the wicked thing that Yuuri was, and Victor knew he was the one who’d been caught.
*fans self* Oh my lord this is SUCH a good one-shot! Gambler extraordinaire!Yuuri??? Married to a rich casino owner Victor??? This. Is. Everything.
This was such a fun and entertaining fic! Light and easy read, you have to check this out!
Falling For Your Charmsby Reiya, Teen, 12k (WIP) Professor Katsuki’s crush on Professor Nikiforov is supposed to be a great secret. So naturally, the whole school knows.
I was really feeling the Harry Potter AUs this week, apparently, and I’m so glad I was! This is SUCH an amazing fic by one of my favourite authors, and made me fall in love with this AU all over again. Must read!
cleans up after you, cooks for you, nags a lot; he’s basically your second mom
your friends coming over to hit on him
which he’s totally down with; “I’m worldwide handsome, what do you expect?”
your parents wishing you two would get together
you two cuddle sometimes and it’s fine, it’s nothing romantic. just two friends chilling in each others arms,, move along ppl, nothing to see here
you’re his taste tester
so he often makes you stand by while he cooks, so he can spoon boiling hot sauce from the pot into your mouth to ask if he needs more salt
buys you BTS merch
“I better be your ultimate bias” “look at me, I’m everyone’s bias and bias wrecker” “the real visual of BTS taehyung better back off”
you joke that he’s basically a ghost
he’s usually not there, since he’s at the studio or doing promotions, concerts, etc. and when he is there, he’s sleeping
whenever he’s there and actually awake you’re like “who are you? I didn’t know you lived here” “shut up and tell me what there is to eat in this house. are there any lamb skewers?”
like I said, he’s mostly not there but when he is, he wants to spend some time hanging with you. the boys are fine but he’s so Tired of their antics that time with you is like a breath of fresh air
you don’t do much, just watch tv and order take out but it suites you both just fine. he usually shit talks other celebs during that time, so you know all the inside gossip
“wait, he’s cheating on her with the model??” you gasp
“yeah, I caught them fucking backstage”
“well, damn :( he was my bias”
so f*cking loud omg u wonder why you still live with him
he’s energetic and loud (I can’t stress the loud part) for the most part, even waking you up with pans banging or singing in your ear
insists on “roommate bonding time” which is just an excuse to go out, get drunk & bring back f*ck buddies
has the LOUDEST sex
and walls are thin
but he apologizes w pizza so,, there’s perks to that
walks around half naked
flirts w your hot friends/family members but always asks you if it’s okay to make a serious move on any of them. he doesn’t want to cross any lines that would leave tension between you two
keeps trynna hook you up with one of the boys “except Joonie he’s gross” “he’s exactly like you” “exactly”
always texts & snaps you, sometimes about roommate stuff (”did I leave the stove on?” “which brand of popcorn should I pick up?” “did I leave my keys in the apartment?”) and sometimes just to chat
he likes to send you updates about BTS
he facetimed you at the BBMAS and does so just in general, so you get to see what idol life is really like … lots of sitting backstage, tired but running on adreneline, being hungry, etc
your place is the hangout spot. the guys always come over whether it’s to chill or hold house parties where you’re like “let’s not get twisted and ruin the furniture” but uh,, let’s just say you two aren’t getting your deposits back
refuses to let the guys even hit on you; “you’re too good for them. I’d rather hook you up with someone better. do you like Jackson? wait, nvm he’s worse than us”
totally cool w you bringing back one night stands
hell, he slips you protection too if you need it
is also very aware of you when you’re both out, that no one tries to slip you something or take advantage of you
takes you home if you’re too drunk
nurses you as you throw up but gives you hell for it the next day
he’s basically more like your chill cousin than a roommate
proTECT PROTECT Protect at ALL Costs
he denies this but he loves having you dote on him
it’s a nice feeling, to come back after a long day to your food, a warm home and just chill on the couch with you
he feels comfortable around you, talking about his worries or about his day
turns into Big Brother mode if you’re going to a party or if you start dating. no guy/gal even sets foot into that apartment unless they’re 100% Jimin approved
you’re both protective of each other, like siblings, so living together is a joy
super touchy,, everyone thinks you’re dating but nah man it’s just friends kissing friends, how’s that not normal?
will crawl into your bed quite often
brings home food
insists on late night “adventures” to the convenience store, where you just buy junk food and movies on sale
jungkook practically lives there
you keep “joking” that he needs to pay rent but it’s not a joke anymore like seriously u use up all our hot water give us money
he loves having ppl over, not just jungkook lol, but your friends and his other friends,, your place is usually busy and always a warm environment
buys you matching “friendship” outfits and bracelets that legit are just friendship stuff, no dating
he tells you about his crushes (even before jungkook but don’t tell him)
and you two stay up some nights, stalking yours and his crushes, on their social media accounts, having panic attacks when you accidentally like shit from 38 weeks ago
watching anime 25/8
offering him protection when jimin stays over; “but we’re just friends” “yeah right sure. just hmu if you need them”
it took him a whole year to warm up to you though
he was so awkward and shy, often keeping his distance
he walked in on you pooping once and it took two months for him to walk back into the apartment (he’d been sleeping on jin’s couch lol)
now he farts around you
you two rank the fart based on sound, funniness and smell
*choking* *tearing up* “good one (y/n) that’s a solid 11/10″
will blush himself to death if you bring home someone
doesn’t really bring anyone over himself. he’s too uncomfortable w the fact that you’re there to try anything.
doing childish shit like pranks and eating each others sweets
“kook did u eat my green sweets?”
jk, with green tongue: “no, how could u accuse me??”
They take a shortcut through a kind of run down neighborhood, meaning that the streets are narrow and the roads are all bumpy. It’s one broken segment of pavement after another. The driver apologizes but says the route is ten minutes shorter and traffic-free, despite the conditions. Harry tells him not to worry about it.
Y/N first worries briefly, if it is alright because from where Fionn’s got his arm around Y/N’s waist he digs his fingers into her skin through her clothing and it triggers something carnal inside of her. Her thoughts drift to ones that verge inappropriate, nearly have her cheeks heating. It would all be fine if she wasn’t intimately in Fionn’s lap and his grip wasn’t verging possessive.
And then YN worries, again, because she realizes these thoughts triggered by Fionn’s tight grip are mutual. There is an undoubtedly existent bulge budging against Y/N’s bum from Fionn pants.
She swallows and looks at Harry, instinctively, almost, and because she’s a bit overwhelmed, frozen because she doesn’t know how to proceed with this information.
or, Y/N’s a film student working on the set of Dunkirk and Harry’s her sugar daddy who likes to watch her have sex with Fionn.
Very clean but she has a huge stack of medical books on her desk built like a fortress.
Always fretting over her roommate to make sure they are taking care of themselves, exercising, eating healthy, sleeping at a decent hour (honestly when you are in college wtf is sleep)
Always a great study buddy during exams or needs general advice
The room has to be clean and follow a specific aesthetic on both sides of the room or else it will drive her crazy.
Cleans and moves items around every day so the space looks “presentable”
Generally very quiet and distant but it doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to be your friend. She just isn’t the best at socialising at times.
Loves having cute small plants in the room to give it some…life, haha.
Very energetic roommate who insists on spontaneous outings whether that is going to McDonald’s at midnight or going to one of Lucio’s parties
Pretty clean room overall but she often leaves her hoodies scattered all the place. Girl can’t stay committed to one jacket in a single day.
Instantly become BFF’s with this gal as she is very open and LOVES to talk about dating or gossiping.
Insists that every Friday you and she go out to have a girls night. It could be anything that the two of you like whether that be shopping, watching a movie, getting a pedicure, a n y t h i n g.
So. Many. Bloody. Posters. All colourful of her favourite video games and K-Pop stars.
She is very cool as a roommate but beware you will have to stay up late every night when D.Va streams and is playing video games. So noise may be a problem.
Has a terrific fashion sense and will always hook you up with a cute outfit depending on the occasion (she will dress you up for a party or a date, no matter what)
She isn’t the one to go to for studying as she is the master at procrastinating. Somehow she does everything last minute and gets decent grades.
You barely see her that much in residence or on campus since she is either working out or practising with her competitive team.
Kinda like a big sister figure who is totally down to crushing some guys who were being dicks.
Because she isn’t around much, the room is relatively clean and barely do you have to remind her to do her part of the cleaning. She always takes her vows seriously.
The closet space is full of Zarya’s weights, sports balls, and other equipment.
Pretty shy and has the cutest smile. Like you want to engulf her in a hug upon meeting her and omg you were so lucky to have her as your roomie.
She is always so positive and an early riser. While you might feel a bit dead inside this girl has brought you a cup of coffee to see if it will give you that wake-up call.
A great study buddy when needed. She knows everything about geography and various sciences. This girl always gets straight A’s in everything she does.
Loves buying you cute small gifts when you are stressed. Bless her soul <3
Has so much tech in the room that it looks like a hacking centre rather than a bedroom.
While she might look a bit shady she is pretty darn cool and will be brutally honest with you.
Always has some random person in the room. Often times she is helping them get back at another person for their douche behaviour. Sombra is like the avenger for all broken hearts.
Does this girl get any sleep? Or leave the room? Whenever you get back from a class, Sombra is always seated at her desk doing god knows what. When you remark on her hermit skills she just laughs and says, “You don’t even know half of what I do sweetheart.”
Really clean, simple, minimalistic look space.
A polite and honest guy overall. He isn’t really into parties but isn’t a hardcore introvert who stays in his room all day.
Always willing to help and always knows when something is on your mind. He just sits in his seat and watches you carefully before speaking if you are alright.
That guy who will always invite you to go to the dining hall with. He just wants you to feel comfortable and included <3
Like Jack, his room is pretty average and simple but carries his go to basketball, small weights, jump rope,
I swear this man have so many pairs of sweatpants. That’s all he really wears so the laundry basket is always full of his dirty sweatpants.
Really chill and can be such a tease and a pain. But if you are stressed or pissed about something this guy will insist you two go out to town or exercise that toxic out of your system.
Did I say that he gives great advice and is the perfect wingman? This guy knows how to make chicks soon and he always has a guest over.
So much anime posters and one inspirational quote is plastered on the door. Despite his weebness he is really cool and inspirational to others!
The room always feels so clean and calm. Genji always makes sure that a nice scent of peppermint is circulating in the air.
Wakes up very early in the morning and is so quiet about it. Like if you had a busy night he will make sure the next morning that he is extra careful to not wake you up.
Will unexpectedly bring you a cup of tea every day. The flavours vary and it is always exciting to see what he brings the next day.
Dude’s got cool lights attached around the ceiling and glow a faint light that isn’t too harsh for the eyes.
So excited and hyper to be here! Honestly, this sweet guy is asking all kinds of question such as where you from, your name, what program you are in etc.
Encourages you to go to parties. He is little too great at persuading you to join him. But the night always ends on a good note so who cares.
Always asks for your opinion on his demos. If you don’t like it, he will work on it again until you are satisfied with it. Seems like you got a good music taste.
The room is like military clean on the first week but afterward it is pretty messy, with McCree’s shirts and pants littered all over the floor that didn’t quite make it to the full basket and more dirty clothes.
If you need a friend to binge watch a tv show or movie series, this guy is so down with it. He likes to just sit back, share a case of beer and have fun.
He snores very loudly at exactly 4 AM and it drives you crazy. The cowboy on rare nights does have bad nightmares and when you wake him up to ask if he is okay he will just smile and shrug it off.
Probably spends most of the time in the common lounge room as he likes to sit back and talk to anyone who may be around. Literally brings the floor together with his cheesy jokes and natural charms.
The room looks like a bomb went off….oh wait a bomd did just go off!
Crazy messy that honestly it is probably best that you burn the room and start all over (don’t give Junkrat any ideas now!)
Junkrat is rather wild but when he isn’t doing something dangerous he is just fun to be around. Dude always has the most wicked sense of humour.
This guy barely studies but in certain courses he is brilliant. No one on the floor expected this kid to be really smart at something. Don’t be deceived by his wild looks.
Looks like a space station. Kidding. But he does have a poster of Albert Einstein.
Has the biggest stash of peanut butter tucked away under his bed that no one knows bout except his roommate.
A gentle fellow who always encourages you to reach your potential. He is amazing at teaching and giving very heartwarming lectures about working hard and doing what you love most.
Is the floor representative and all the RA’s in the residence building loves him for his optimistic attitude (plus he doesn’t break the rules…unlike Junkrat).
@avengerstories - thank you for spending close to a month listening to me complain about this part, helping me finally get it written, and editing it for me.
“It happened!” Wanda yells, rushing into the apartment and slamming the door shut behind her. She floats all the way to the couch, picks up a pillow, and hugs it close to her chest. “It finally happened.”
Forgetting all about the milk you were warming up in the microwave, you rush to your roommate’s side. Her cheeks are tinged a light pink color that has nothing to do with the cold. “Viz asked you out?”
Vision, known to your friends as Viz, is a foreign exchange student that Wanda has been crushing on since he asked her for directions last semester. There’s no way to compute the amount of hours you’ve spent analyzing his actions with her and trying to determine whether or not he reciprocated her feelings.
“He asked me out,” she squeals, hiding her face in the pillow and kicking her feet out in front of her. Her enthusiasm level makes you laugh; not at her, but with her. She’s been dreaming about this moment for months and you’re glad that it finally happened. If anyone deserves to be happy, it’s Wanda.
That’s why you keep a tight hold on the resentment that’s attempting to consume you as you realize that Wanda has what you don’t: a date with a guy she really likes. You wish you didn’t feel this way, but the wound created by Bucky’s words last night is still raw and very much at the forefront of your mind.
Sorry this was uploaded so late! I had a long day at work and spent the night at the pride block party!
Rec’d by @primavitya: What Now? by shereadsthestars, Mature, 15k (WIP) Viktor Nikiforov, Niki to his closest friends- well, closest friend, singular, prefers to keep his nose clean. He’s not the type to hold a strong presence in the room, or even dominate the conversation. He’s quiet, and mindful. And would really just like to finish out the rest of his college career in peace. So it’s no question that his unwavering, slightly over-the-top infatuation with one Yuuri Katsuki is a bit of a problem.
Rec’d by anonymous: A Dog With A Capital D by BoredMoose, Teen, 2.2k (WIP) In which Yuuri and Phichit try to smuggle into their dorm and raise a dog named after that cute animal shelter employee that Yuuri may or may not have a crush on.
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Rec’d by @fisukisuki: take me higherby jinlian, Teen, 13k Victor stares at Yuuri. He wonders if he looks as confused as he feels; and he already looks at least a bit of a mess with his hair mussed from how he’d carefully styled it, his costume twisted and his jacket unzipped. Yuuri stares back. They’re both trying to find something in each other’s faces, searching and asking without words until one of them provides the answer. “What,” Victor finally demands, “does winning have to do with our getting married?”
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Rec’d by anonymous: On Bedhead, Bullets, and Bargains by AlexWSpark, Mature, 18k (WIP) Yuuri (GamerLevelEros) and Victor (GAria_VNikiforov): Gamers, streamers, friends, lovers. Families will unite, love will be spread and, of course, games will be played. But, as their relationship progresses, Yuuri will discover that their time apart carries much more weight that he could’ve ever imagined.
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Rec’d by anonymous: Heel Sit Stay by neck_romancer, Gen, 5.2k (WIP) Yuuri gave up a skating career to care for his ailing dog four years ago. Now he’s at the 2016 World Dog Show in Moscow, his faithful partner Vicchan in perfect health. They’re athletes of a different sport now–doggy agility–and they’ve come to defend their titles as reigning champions. For Yuuri, though, it was just a nice way to pass the time. Nothing truly nerve-wracking ever happened at these dog shows. He really should have realized that there was a high chance he’d run into a certain Russian dog lover.
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Rec’d by @funny-little-owl: This City’s Wallsby FunnyLittleOwl, Explicit, 11k “I like this city’s walls, Yuuri,” Victor faltered, “Because they resemble yours.” Yuuri turned to look at him. “I don’t hate them, I don’t resent them,” Victor said, exhausted. “I think they’re beautiful. I only wish you’ve kept me inside them, not out.”
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Rec’d by anonymous: Red As Carnationsby v_larr, Teen, 1.5k “You made flowers grow in my lungs, and although they are beautiful, I can’t breathe.” ~~Unknown
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Rec’d by anonymous: Our Future Comes Firstby nagoyadelay, Explicit, 4k There’s only one downside to being in an established relationship with Yuuri Katsuki - given his incredible stamina, it’s impossible to have a quickie with him. Or so Victor thought, until…
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Rec’d by anonymous: Silverlight by Mazarin221b, Explicit, 16k (WIP) After the Grand Prix Finals, Victor takes Yuuri on a vacation to Greece. They need quiet, and privacy, to figure out what happens next.
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Rec’d by @danaanthereal: The Space Between by Sherya, Teen, 33k In which years have gone by, and what happens post-post-canon. Where has life led them all? What kind of lives do they have? Now that they are older, what challenges do they face? And can love be found again, once it is lost?
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Rec’d by anonymous: The Roommate Trapby impolitecanadian, Mature, 2k (WIP) Victor doesn’t believe in marriage. So when Chris, his best friend and roommate of 6 years, tells him he’s going to have to move out so he can get married, Victor is reasonably upset. Good thing Victor’s upstairs neighbour is looking for a roommate and maybe a little (okay, a lot) more.
Rec’d by anonymous: The Courtesan by haganenoheichou (bondageluvr), Mature, 51k (WIP) Viktor is the most popular Courtesan in Hasetsu House. He is beautiful, he is graceful, he is everything Yuuri has always wanted to be. Except Yuuri is an Untouchable virgin at the age of twenty-three and a universe-class klutz. What happens when Viktor takes an interest?
pairing: kim seokjin x
roommate! jin, college! jin •
genre/warnings: smut, fluff, slight
angst (more like over dramatics), •
words: 13,759 → summary: what happens
when the college roommate you thought was definitely going to be girl turns out
to be the most gorgeous guy you’ve ever encountered in all your years of life? It’s
a stupid misunderstanding on your part, but maybe, just maybe, it won’t be so bad
after all… •
note. this was a request
from @immawhalien95 which took me an age to write haha, but it’s finally done
and my plan to take over tumblr with Jin fics is taking shape… •
p.s. listen to I feel you
by wonder girls
Summary: After breaking up with your fiance, you’re forced to move in with your twin brother, Bucky, and his best friend and roommate, Steve. Living with your brother is one thing. Living with the man you’ve harbored a crush on for the majority of your life is another. What could possibly go wrong?
Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Female Reader (Y/N Barnes), Brock Rumlow (mentioned)
Word Count: 1687
Warnings: some angst, bad break-up, mentions of cheating.
Author’s Notes: This is my first Marvel AU and series. I write SPN on @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog. I drew inspiration from the television show “Three’s Company,” the movie “What’s Your Number?” and a bunch of other things. Thank you to the amazing @mamapeterson and @climbthatmooselikeatree for helping me - beta work, bouncing ideas off of them, and overall encouraging me.
***My work is not to be posted on any other sites without my express written permission.***
Summary: AU, After a night of heavy drinking, Betty Cooper realizes she’s left a series of revealing messages on her crush and roommate, Jughead Jones’s phone.
Warnings: Mentions of drinking, swearing, sexual dialogue but mostly embarrassing fluff.
A/N: I’ve edited this myself so I apologize for errors.
Betty Cooper’s head was pounding. She had made the mistake of going out with her roommates Cheryl Blossom and Veronica Lodge to celebrate the end of finals. Now she was sitting at their kitchen island cradling a cup of coffee, trying to figure out if IHOP delivered.
“Good Morning!” Cheryl sang as she skipped into the kitchen and poured herself a cup of coffee. Her luscious red was piled up on top of her head and her skin was glowing. She looked like an angel not someone who had partied hard the night before. “How are you?” She asked Betty.
“I’m so hungover” Betty groaned resting her head on her arms. “I’ve never been this hungover.”
“Yeah, you really shouldn’t have done all those shots of Liquid Cocaine.” Cheryl chuckled and began taking out a few frying pans. “You want some bacon and eggs?” She asked.
“I do!” Veronica answered, her silk black robe trailing behind her matching her beautiful black hair. She walked up to Cheryl and gave her a soft kiss. Cheryl and Veronica had been dating since before they had left Riverdale and their relationship was goals.
“How are you guys not hungover?” Betty asked.
“We didn’t do three shots of tequila and then perform a Coyote Ugly style dance on the bar. You drank so much you should be dead.” Veronica informed.
“I wish I was dead.” Betty said sliding off her stool and laid on the floor. “The tile is so cold. I love the tile.”
“You’ve seen better days, Cooper.” Jughead Jones exited his bedroom from the other side of the loft and sat in the stool Betty just occupied. Jughead was Betty’s fourth and final roommate and she had developed a deep crush on him since the four of them had moved from Massachusetts to California for school.
Jughead had blossomed in the sunshine state. He had taken up surfing and gotten a tan, transforming himself into a ripped golden god. Whatever girls didn’t like about his moodiness in Riverdale, they loved here. Betty hated that she didn’t make a move sooner and now that he was bedding Californian goddesses, she knew she didn’t stand a chance.
“Oh god.” She muttered rolling onto her back. She was so dehydrated she could hear herself blinking. She focused on Jughead messy mop of black hair when he appeared above her.
“Up we go.” He said lifting her into the sitting position. “Take these,” he dropped two extra strength Advil in her palm. “And drink the entire glass.” He instructed.
She did as she was told and steadied herself against him when she stood up. “I need to go back to sleep.”
“Yes, you do.” Jughead agreed walking her back to her room. “Do you need to use the washroom?” He asked.
“I’m not a child, Jug.” Betty snapped.
“Oh, I’m sorry, were you not just rolling around on the floor moaning?” He cocked an eyebrow and helped her into bed. She got underneath the covers and he tucked her in. “Get more rest, you’re gonna need it.” He winked and left her room, closing her door.
Her brow furrowed at her choice of words but she was too tired to give it much more thought than that.
She woke up at 3 in the afternoon feeling much better. Still hungover but manageable. She stumbled out into the living room and found Jughead reading a book. “There she is!” He exclaimed. “I got more Advil out and grabbed some water. There is some left over Thai from lunch in he fridge if you are hungry.”
Betty grabbed the Advil, headed over to the kitchen and began heating up her food. Once the Thai was nice and hot she made way back over to the couch.
“Are you feeling better?” He asked not looking up from his book.
“Mmmm” She answered with a mouth full of food.
“Do you remember anything from last night?” He questioned.
She shook her head. “Not really.”
“So you don’t remember dancing on the bar?” He inquired.
She shook her head.
“You don’t remember leading the whole bar in a rendition of ‘Come On Eileen’?”
“How do you know this? You weren’t even there”
“Cheryl was sending me videos.” He paused. “Do you remember making a phone call?”
“It’s 2018, Juggie, no one makes phone calls anymore.” She rolled her eyes and took a gulp of her water.
“You sure about that?” He asked again.
“I haven’t spoken on a phone in like two years.”
Jughead took out his cell, began scrolling and finally pushed a button. He held it up so they could both hear it.
“Jughead, mother fucking, Jones.” Betty’s gravelly drunken voice rasped out of the phone.
Her eyes widened and she started choking on her food.
“You fucking idiot with your stupid hat and your stupid attitude and your stupid face like you don’t know how amazing you are. Well, I guess you kinda do now with that revolving bevy of girls in our apartment all the time. And what is wrong with me huh? I’m hot, I’ve had six guys hit on me tonight. Six!”
She heard herself yell through the phone and she buried her head in her arms. “No, no, no.” She repeated over and over again.
“I’m smart too and my personality is okay, so what’s your problem Jughead, huh? I’ve been told that my vagina is like, the actual best. Like, what do I need to do? I guess there is a possibility that you aren’t interested in me but I’m the tits so why wouldn’t you be.” She paused. “Another thing, you actual piece of shit-” She was cut off and he lowered the phone.
“Please tell me I didn’t call you back.” She asked, looking at him through her fingers.
He was smirking and she wanted to smack him. “That was the first of fifteen messages. My favorite was how you told me that you obsess over how big my penis is but it’s probably just normal size and that you should stop worrying about it because this isn’t a romance novel.” He chuckled.
She made a whiny, crying sound, her face burning hot.
He didn’t say anything like she expected. She expected him to tease her, she expected him to tell her that they were friends but their relationship wouldn’t be anything more than that but he didn’t. She felt his weight on the couch beside her. “Why didn’t you tell me?” He asked.
“Would it made a difference if I did?”
“Uh, yeah, kind of a big difference, do you know how you appear to others? Do you know how intimidating you are?” His voice was soft and sincere.
“What are you talking about?” She snapped, rubbing her temples.
“You’re beautiful, smart and funny. You make everything seem so effortless, you should date an architect or something.”
“Why is everyone so obsessed with architects?” She moaned, falling back into the cushions of the sofa.
Jughead sighed. “Betty, did you ever think about just asking me out?”
She threw him some serious side eye. “Oh yeah Jug, I’ll just walk up to you and be like, ‘Hey, I know we’ve known each other forever and I’ve ignored you for most of it but now that you’re all hot and dating models and shit, you wanna go out on a date?’” She scoffed.
“Okay.” He replied.
“What?” She sat up quickly, wincing when he head throbbed.
“I’ll go out with you.”
“Why? You date hipster girls who wear glasses they don’t need and are way too big for their face. You date girls who always look good in a romper, always have perfect Coachella hair and eat avocado toast everyday. I go days without showering, I’ve slept in the library more than once, I’ve dropped a McDonalds hamburger on the ground and still ate it because I had spent my last dollar on it and it was all I could eat for 17 hours until I got paid. Last night I threw up in my hamper-”
Jughead cut her off with a kiss. Betty was taken aback by the sudden gesture and it took her body a moment to relax and really accept what was happening. Betty had fantasized about this moment every night for months. What he would smell like, what he was taste like, how he would feel. He tasted like the cinnamon tic tacs he was always eating, spicy and sweet. He smelled like clean laundry, the sea and coconuts from using the girls shampoo all the time. Betty ran her hands through his hair bringing him closer to her. His body was hard and muscular and he pushed it against her, his skin warm and tan and so different from what she expected.
He parted from her, a smile on his face. “I’ve wanted to do that for a long time.”
“Liar.” Betty whispered, her eyes still closed.
“Betty, I’ve had a thing for your since the ninth grade.” He admitted, kissing her again.
“Do you want to take this into the bedroom?” She cooed running her hands over his chest.
Her head jerked back. “What? Why? You take all these girls to bed and not me?”
“Betty, you aren’t all girls, you’re the girl.” He smiled and kissed her again.
She smiled back. “Can you please, for the love of god, delete all the messages I left you.”
“Um, absolutely not, this shit belongs in the MOMA.” He took out his phone. “Prepare yourself for message number two.”
You woke up smiling. You woke up thinking you had had the best dream
eve. It is sad it didn’t happen for real,
you thought. You had no bruises in your skin to prove it was real. You were
a little broken, but it probably was because you slept in a bad position. I didn’t fuck Jin. No.
You got into the shower to try to forget that dream; the warm water
would probably relax you. When you finished, your cell phone buzzed; you looked
for it and saw that there was a message there.
here in 1 hour. It’s my turn and I am getting anxious. Yoongi*
You almost fell back. So that hadn’t been a
dream. That hadn’t been your imagination trying to fuck you up. You had
actually fucked Jin and now you would fuck Yoongi, and then the 5 others. No shit. One hour.
You managed to dress up and make your hear the best way you could. How
Yoongi must be? A pervert? A shy boy? Dom or sub? Did he liked dirty talk or
was too quiet? Oh… You were getting
anxious and nervous. You were still fucked, literally. Oh shit… But of course, you would not give up. You had 6 others to fuck yet.
Once you were done, you gave yourself a last glare and tried to left,
but before you could your roommate called you.
“Where are you going, Y/N? Going out again? You know we have college
stuff to do, don’t you?” she said.
Just shut up, I’m gonna be fucked.
“Yeah yeah, I know. I’m gonna buy things to do my work. Bye” you said
and left before she could ask something else.
You arrived in the hotel, and there he was again, the big man, waiting
“Are you going to take me there every time? I mean, I can go alone” You
said in the most politely way you could. You knew that was necessary, you could
be a crazy girl or something, but come on. That was embarrassing enough.
“It’s the protocol, madam” he said and signaled for you to get into the
Like the day before, he checked you out and let you go into the
penthouse. That time all the boys were there; Namjoon was the first to greet
“Hey, Y/N. How are you?” he asked, smiling at you, the dimples on his
cheek making him cute.
“I-I’m fine, thanks” you said shyly.
The other boys said their “hello” and
greeted you their ways.
You saw Jin and your glares found each
other’s, but you couldn’t support the gaze. You were too nervous and shy. He
“Are you still shy? Come on. You
can’t be shy with us” Jin said, “We are close enough after yesterday, Jagi”
“Let her be shy. It means she is probably a sub, and I like it” Yoongi
said from the corner. Holy fuck. You felt your face reddening by the sec. The
other boys just laughed at it.
“Are you going to stay here?” you asked, changing the subject.
my God, are you kicking us?” Namjoon asked, faking he was offended.
no, oh my God, I didn’t mean to… I just wanted to know if-“you tried to say.
“Wow, wow. Relax girl. I am just playing with
you. This time we gotta stay here and see the lyrics again, we will be
performing in our last day here, so…” Namjoon said.
Of course! You had forgotten. How were they
supposed to fuck you when they had to perform and practice? You unintentionally
furrowed your eyebrows.
“What?” Yoongi asked.
“Nothing. I was just wondering-“
we are going to have time to fuck you when we should be performing?” Jimin
asked, making you wide your eyes. That couldn’t have come from Chimchim. His
cheeks got a little red and you thought that maybe he was trying to act
confident but inside he was nervous too. Ah…
this boy. You nodded.
“Don’t worry. We would always have time to hook up” Namjoon said.
ok, enough talking. Nobody stopped you from fucking, right Jin? So stop
stealing my girl today. You’ll have your turn to talk to her instead of
fucking” Yoongi said and pulled you softly by your hand, taking you to a room,
different of the one you were with Jin.
The moment you got into the room, he locked the door and turned to look
at you. He pinned you against the door and smacked his hands aside your head,
locking you between his arms. Your heart started racing.
“You know…” he said, looking into your eyes, “I like shy girls. You know
why? Because it is easy to control them. It’s better to fuck them. The moment I
saw you in that fan meeting, I wondered if you were this kind of girl. And here
you are. Blushing at my words” he said cockily.
If it was another guy you would probably
get out of there, but the way he said that was so… sexy. You wanted to be
dominated by him. You liked the way he wanted to take control.
Suddenly, he placed his lips on yours, and you melted instantly. His
lips were softer than what you had imagined, they were good to bite, and you
did. You pulled his lips between your teeth and he grunted, squeezing your
waist in answer. He slipped his finger into your mouth, dominating your tongue
by the second. You entangled your fingers on his hair, pulling him closer. He
“Take off your clothes, except your panties” he commanded. What? No. You didn’t move, “Come on,
Y/N. Take off your clothes. I wanna see you naked already and you have to open
up to us, you do not have to be shy” he said and you wanted to laugh at his
English and accent. But that was not the moment. You breathed in and out.
on, Y/N. It’s Min Yoongi.
closed your eyes and started undressing, and so he did. First your skirt and
then your shirt. He was only in his boxers already. When it came to your bra,
you got nervous again.
noticed it and approached to you. He grabbed your hand and put it on his
crotch. You gulped.
you feel that? You feel how my cock is getting hard for you? It’s for you. And if you are gonna have it…” he
said and grabbed your boobs with his other hand, squeezing “then I wanna have this” he said. Wow. That got you wet by
the sec. “Let me help you” he said and started taking off your bra softly, not
breaking eye contact.
looked at your boobs and sighed, he seemed like he was ready to attack you.
Then, he pulled his dick out of his underwear and you choked. Damn. He wasn’t
as big as Jin, but was so… “Suckable”
pumped his dick a few times, his pre-cum visible.
your knees” he said and you quickly obliged.
took him in your hands and masturbated him a little. Then, you took him into
your mouth. First you let your tongue play with his head, and then you got
deeper and deeper. He grabbed a fistful of your hair and controlled your moves,
fastening your pace. Suddenly, he pulled out of your mouth and grabbed your
can’t wait anymore. Bed” he said. Damn, his accent was so cute. You obliged and
waited for him. He went toward you and took off your underwear, now you
didn’t even touch you and you’re wet” he said as he opened your legs apart and
placed himself between them. He leaned in and licked your slit, making you
jump, “sorry babe, I would like to suck you but honestly my cock is throbbing
already” he said. Oh…
took off his underwear and placed his tip on your entrance, but differently
from Jin, he didn’t tease you, he just put in and started to move instantly.
His thrusts began already fast, not giving you time to adjust. His rough
thrusts would be enough to make you come, but you didn’t want, not so soon, you
wanted to enjoy him more. You pulled him for a kiss, sucking at his bottom lip.
He grabbed your boobs and squeezed your nipples, adding pleasure to your sex.
pulled away and laid beside you. You looked at him questioningly.
“Lay aside and your back in front of me” he said. You laughed a little.
“Your English. It makes you so cute” you
my English is the best one here. Now oblige” he smiled at you, his sugar side
appearing. You did as he said; he placed himself behind you and lifted your leg
up, resting your foot on his hip. He pushed his dick in again. His thighs
started hitting against yours, and the new angle made him hit a new sweet,
sensitive spot inside you. You knew you would come soon after, because his
thrusts were so rough.
“Fuck, Y/N” he groaned, “your pussy is so thigh”.
His dirty talk helped you to go to the
edge, and before you could realize, you were coming. Your walls clenched around
his dick violently. Pushing him to the edge as well, he cummed, following you.
He pulled his dick out of you and didn’t
move, he stayed there, resting, and so did you. A few moments later, he spoke.
“This was good” he said simply.
You smiled to yourself. I fucked Jin, and Yoongi.
“Yes, Yoongi. This was” you breathed.
“I would like to fuck you once more, but
tomorrow is Namjoon’s day. Shit” he said. He
wanted to fuck you again.
wanna take a shower?” he asked. That
Yoongi was so different from the one who was fucking you a few minutes ago.
“Hum, no. Thanks. I gotta go home, I’m hungry.” You said, now shy again. Fucking stop it.
“Hungry? It’s almost dinner time. Jin is probably gonna cook something.
You should stay and have dinner with us today, get to know us. I mean, we should get to know you. You know us,
duh” he said.
He was inviting you to stay. Sex and then
dinner with Bangtan. No. If that was a dream you would probably wake up
- “you’re the roommate of my crush and you felt sorry for me and my pathetic attempts at wooing them so you offered to help me get in their pants but somewhere along the way we ended up falling for each other” au
- “you slept with my roommate who is notorious for one night stands, and now im meant to tell you that the reason you woke up alone is because they had to get to an early class, and proceed to get your phone number and tell you that they’ll call in a few days before binning it as soon as you leave, but i never do that so hi, sorry my roommates a jackass. pancakes?” au
- “my roommate is crushing on your roommate, who i hate. and your roommate is crushing on my roommate, who you hate. care to help me sabotage their relationship?” au
- “your roommate is pretty much stalking me, and you keep accompanying them to make sure they don’t do anything stupid and i accidentally mistook you for my stalker and kneed you in the crotch and i’m so sorry please let me get you some ice” au
- “your roommate got drunk at a party i hosted and passed out on my bathroom floor and you’ve come to collect them, but moving them from the bathroom and down to your car seems to be a two person job so now how do we get them round this corner and down the stairs without dropping them or giving them brain damage?” au
- “my roommate is in love with you an i’m meant to be getting you to date them but now i think i’m falling in love with you myself and this sucks everything sucks you suck” au
- “our roommates are fucking and its gotten to the point where we’re so sick of hearing them go at it all night that we have keys to each others places to escape the midnight moans, grunting and bed creaking and i don’t know where this is leading but i hope we end up fucking too” au
- “your roommate hosted a party and you’re not really a party person so you’ve locked yourself in your room but i’m not a party person either and its really loud out there can i just sit on your bed and play games on my phone or something?” au
- “your roommate is crushing on me, and my roommate is crushing on you, and we’re both meant to be setting the other up with our respective roommates but we’ve ended up falling for each other and this cannot end well” au
- “your roommate locked you out so they could have sex, and my roommate borrowed my key and then decided to go out last minute so we’re both stranded in the hallway together for an indefinite amount of time and wow your roommate makes really weird and loud sex noises" au
- “me and your roommate share a class together and help each other study weekly and you’re an annoying twat who thinks its funny to keep interrupting us and wait what do you mean they’re running late? no im not waiting here alone with you for two hours are you insane” au