room share

Imagine Keith and Lance in a wonderful established relationship in which they share a room and everything.

They have this tradition of saying “I love you” to each other before going to sleep every. single. night. They don’t know how it started but it’s a thing now and they can’t sleep without it. It’s natural to do it now.

But of course they’re Keith and Lance so they have to fight. And one day they have this huge fight and in the end Keith says something really, really hurtful to Lance and then Lance says something equally hurtful back to him and then they just completely stop talking and ignore each other. It’s not like the fights they used to have earlier. This one is extra horrible. They’re both extremely angry at each other. They fucked up bad this time.

So when that night it’s time to go to bed, they’re still not talking to each other. But they share the same room so they obviously have to sleep together.

So, Keith is just lying in bed with the lights off, not waiting, but still waiting for Lance. Lance comes in about an hour later. He just quietly slips in, not even turning on the light. He’s expecting Keith to be asleep. But we know Keith is not.

Keith is of course, lying still, pretending to be asleep, but following Lance’s every movement. After Lance has settled down in the bed, they both try to fall asleep but they both can’t (ofc).

This awkward, uncomfortable silence goes on for about 10 minutes. 

They’re both restless, both itching to say something, but not wanting to be the first one to break. Keith, no matter how much he tries to stop himself, softly blurts out an “I love you”.

He hears nothing in return for some time and it feels like an eternity because his heart is beating so fast and he’s so scared thinking that if Lance doesn’t reply this time, Keith has really, really messed this up.

But after a few moments he hears Lance quietly reply “I love you, too”. And all at once, he can breathe again. The relief washing over him like a tidal wave. He didn’t even realise how worked up he was until now. 

And yes, they both know that this is far from a resolution. And yes, they’re both still really pissed at the other. They still have to talk so much out, maybe even fight some more. They know that they will both have to try to understand the other, they will both have to compromise and change themselves.

They know that they still have a very long way to go. Relationships are hard work, after all. But now they also know they have that security that no matter what, they’ll always love each other. Nothing is ever going to change that fact. And for now, that’s enough. That’s all they need. The rest will work itself out, eventually. 

And with that reassurance, they both slowly drift off to sleep.

Godly Threesome

DMing a home brew game that I’ve set in Egypt, where my party will have random encounters with Egyptian gods disguised as humans in need of favors. Party is currently in a bar and one player (Water Nymph Mage - who has proclaimed her character is an athiest) takes notice of two rather attractive NPCs.

Mage: I walk over to (NPC name) and (NPC name) and start flirting with them.

DM: Roll seduction.

Mage crits.

DM: Both are immediately enthralled by you and offer to let you share their room with them for the night.

Mage: *laughing* I accept.

DM: I’m leaving the nights…activities, to your fucked up perverted imagination. Anyway, the next morning arises and you wake to find both are gone, and you have a nasty headache. Upon entering the bathroom to search for painkillers, you notice two things. One, you are still shirtless, and two, because you are still shirtless you can see two, very distinctly different, tattoos now inked onto either side of your hips.

Mage: *confused* What happened-

DM: Role a history check.

*rolls 18*

DM: You quickly realize that these new tattoos are in fact, the religious runes that represent the gods Anubis and Set, respectively. Congratulations, you just had a Threesome with Gods.

Mage (OOC): Can I change my religion?

Mick has a pet now \O/

we used to tie a balloon to the kittens when they were tiny to keep an eye on them, why not a rat when Mick’s letting it get some exploring done on board

Before Niall played Flicker for the first time, he talked a little about how much the song meant to him, about how much the producers and session band loved it when he first performed it to them. He talked about how the song meant the most to him lyrically, how it was his favourite song on the album, and how natural it was for him to call these gigs the Flicker Sessions. Then he played the song, and the room fell completely silent. For a song that is relatively calm and quiet, and a perfect opportunity to proclaim your love for Niall, there was hardly a scream at all. Once it was over, the room erupted into the loudest cheers of the whole night so far and you could see on Niall’s face just how proud he was to have played this song and to have received such a response. His face lit up, he turned to his band mates, and everyone in the room shared that moment. Knowing that he was appreciated as an artist, and that his favourite song would soon become a favourite for many others. That was the best part of the entire night.

Things I will never get sick of reading in 8th year fics…

  • Harry giving Draco his wand back, their fingers lingering at the hand off
  • 8th year shared common room 
  • Harry and Draco being assigned as roommates
  • And at first its so awkward and strained but then they realize if they stop fighting about everything they actually get along fairly well
  • that moment Harry sees Draco in his pajamas for the first time; its early morning and Draco’s hair is falling around his face in soft looking wisps, there are pillow lines on his cheek and he looks younger, softer somehow, and its the first time Harry has ever seen him without any facade.  It makes him question everything he thinks he knows about the other boy.
  • Or the first time Draco sees Harry asleep, and of course he’s used to seeing Harry casual and relaxed so its not even the sight of him curled in his bed in just a pair of pajama pants and a worn Chudley Canons shirt that throws him off kilter, it’s just that he’s not used to seeing him so open.  It does something to Draco, watching Harry’s face as he sleeps, hes so exposed laying there without the brave face he puts on for everyone else.  It makes something inside of him break.
  • MIDNIGHT SEEKERS GAMES
  • which ofc lead to each one of them trying not to notice what the other one looks like with flushed cheeks and windswept hair; what they look like when they’re really free and happy and how much it shocks them to realize that they want to be able to make the other one look that happy too
  • Party Games Trope need I say more
  • Harry helping Draco learn how to cast a Patronus
  • Harry and Draco comforting each other from nightmares because its so much easier to talk about it in the middle of the night when no one can see you, as if the darkness protects you from your truths
  • EVERYTHING.  Seriously give me every damn thing about 8th year and Harry and Draco growing and healing and finally being free to be teenagers and have fun and be silly and goof around and discover themselves and find love and finally, fucking finally, find happiness; to find each other.
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“ My last wish are..? “

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Au info

✨ love yourself: ‘her’ era jimin ship moments ✨

© mighty jimin

in honor of jimin’s birthday i’ve compiled some of the best jimin ship moments during the love yourself: ‘her’ era! 

✨ jinmin ✨

© off the deep end

+ jin making sure jimin eats well
+ cuties taking selfies together
+ lots of touching & eye contact
+ jin ranking jimin (and jk) #1 as the people who laugh at his jokes the most
+ another cute addition to their massive twitter video archive
+ jimin saying the thing he’s looking forward to most from the members for his birthday is rice cake soup made by jin
+ jin calling jimin out for recording himself instead of showing off his room
+ jimin sharing that after they won their bbma, he asked jin to go drinking w/him
+ when all the members wrote messages to jin while he was sick, jimin writing “seokjinnie-hyung, i’ll take care of you

✨ yoonmin ✨

© rallytriangle

+ yoongi checking jimin out and smirking while declaring manggae tteok (one of jimin’s nicknames) isn’t bad when asked what his favorite kind of rice cake is
+ constantly making heart eyes at each other
+ during a game where they had to turn to the person next to them and say “i love you,” yoongi immediately turning to jimin and saying “i love you”
+ lots of touching and hand holding
+  jin calling out yoongi and saying the reason why he’s holding jimin’s hand is because he likes him (then the rest of bts joins in)
+ that look on jimin’s face when he was watching yoongi play the piano
+ when asked if he’ll ever be in a unit with yoongi, jimin replying he would like to [be in a unit w/yoongi]
+ and when yoongi is asked which member he’d like to work with before the end of 2017 he picks jimin 
+ both of them being incredibly soft for each other
+ even more shameless flirting

✨ minjoon ✨

© creamsoda

+ 95% of this vlive
+ namjoon calling jimin an angel without wings and when jimin declares he’s a fairy instead, namjoon wholeheartedly agreeing
+ this ??? moment where it looked like they were about to kiss
+ absolutely, ridiculously, hopelessly clingy
+ namjoon trying to get jimin’s attention while jimin’s oblivious
+ namjoon pinching jimin’s nipple at a fansign
+ when a fan asked namjoon to pick his favorite amongst ryan, brown, and jimin, namjoon picking jimin
+ this picture of them doing nothing but being incredibly soft next to each other
+ jimin seeking attention from namjoon
+ namjoon buying jimin a $3000+ ring (which jimin wore on his bday vlive)

✨ jihope 

© heartthrob

+ hobi giving jimin a massage during a fansign
+ constantly being super cute and playful with each other
+ jimin responding cutely when hobi praises him 
+ this adorable twitter video
+ hobi making fun of jimin’s height
+ dancing together on knowing brother
+ jimin unzipping hobi’s jacket to show more of his chest
+ neither one of them having any concept of personal space
+ jimin rapping hobi’s part in cypher pt.4 and hobi jamming w/him
+ body rolling together on stage

✨ vmin ✨

© sweet tete

+ super duper clingy
+ jimin happily pushing tae in a small wagon
+ both of them being extra when recording a commercial together
+ when a fan asks him to draw a picture of them, tae draws a picture of jimin instead
+ tae showing off his dance moves while jimin praises him
+ singing pied piperserendipity, and best of me together/to each other
+ hand holding and heart eyes
+ tae protecting his mochi from a fan that wanted to see more skin
+ when asked what the friendship between him and jimin can be compared to, taehyung replies “friends for a lifetime
+ tae wrapping his leg around jimin and jimin slapping tae’s butt while they cuddle

jikook ✨

© 3x95_jim

+ when a fan who shares the same name as jimin comes along, jungkook saying “jimin-ah” (using informal language) and checking his jimin’s reaction with a grin
+ jimin seductively asking jungkook to vote for him
+ jungkook looking like a lost puppy when he can’t find jimin
+ the two of them catching each other’s eyes on stage and giggling
kookie riding jimin’s back while the two of them sing serendipity together
+ jungkook revealing that jimin is the member who comes to his room the most often and the one who’d most likely treat him to a meal
“park?” “park.”
+ jimin proudly showing off pictures of jungkook fans gave him
+ this adorable moment when they were dancing together
+ jungkook confidently offering to pay for jimin’s parents to have a birthday event at gocheok sky dome

and the best of them all...jimin harem moments: 

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Yooo!!! So Jongin said that he is in the dorms….look around!!! The walls are black (Suho once said that everyone got to choose what color they wanted the room and Kyungsoo chose black) and this is definitely a bunk bed!!! Sooo….. ㄱ_ㄱ

I know I am late, but I had to point this out. There had been a lot of speculations about dnp sharing a room. The original idea was vegasphan’s. I just decided to put it all together with some dates. If you want more proof or the measurements of Phil’s room or some other information, got to their blog

One of the biggest points was tweet posted by Phil on the 18th of June, 2017. The tweet wrote, “Just saw a centipede scuttle under my bed so I guess it’s time to move to antarctica.” A picture of the said centipede caught in a jar was tweeted, with the headline, “I just got in a glass,” on the same day. This wouldn’t be anything significant, except the flooring looked very similar to the one in Dan’s room. Some people, however, denied it by saying that dnp might have the same flooring. That couldn’t be the case because on May 7th, 2017, Phil posted a video ‘Do I Have ASMR?’ in his new bedroom, in the video you can see white flooring to the right of Phil’s bed. If this a carpet, then it was obviously well measured, since the carpet touches the wall and there are no gaps or bumps. We can assume that this carpet covers the whole floor because it was so well measured, if it was a half carpet or a carpet that covers only the middle of the room, it wouldn’t be touching the wall. Otherwise it wouldn’t be symmetrical. Dan has showed us in his recent stream, called ‘am i STILL an emo??’, that at least half of his room has a brown flooring that looks like the flooring in Phil’s tweet. That means that Phil’s tweet was about Dan’s bed, and he called it his own bed. The centipede couldn’t have run off to Dan’s bedroom, before being caught because despite being clumsy Phil could catch a centipede, before it travelled up the stairs into another room. Especially since the first tweet was made at 6:10 am and the second at 6:17 am.

Another clue was Dan’s reluctance to show us his bedroom in his recent stream. He brushed off a request, saying that his room was not aesthetic enough. He talked about not having decoration, but he seemed fine showing one half of the room. His biggest reason was not having any plants because they died from never seeing the sun, as he never opened the curtains. This should have also been a problem with his old room but he had no problem with sharing it with the internet. Unless Dan got a habit of not opening curtains recently, he shouldn’t have had any problem with showing us his bedroom. All of his decoration moved to their new flat so his bedroom couldn’t be that different unless their is someone sharing his bedroom. Phil has packed all of his decorations, and his bedroom looks almost exactly the same, logically so should Dan’s, unless they are sharing the bigger room. Some people could argue that he just hasn’t finished unpacking, but we haven’t seen any boxes in their recent streams and videos, and on half of his room, we saw, was furnishes and decorated. They announced on Phil’s channel that they would be moving on the 25th of April, 2017. Phil made his first video in his new furnished room on the 18th of June, 2017. Dan’s stream in which he refused to show his room was made on the 25th of July. More than a month after Phil’s showed his room with decorations and furniture, and more than 3 month after their moving out announcement. If this isn’t enough proof, there is more.

Some other points were the fact that Dan’s room is quite large while Phil’s isn’t, from what we have seen in their videos.

There also seemed to be some of Phil’s items in Dan’s room. Phil’s mirror was the one that was the most obvious. It was in Dan’s room which was quite weird, since it couldn’t be a gift. Dan has 2 mirror, already. The other item were, Phil’s grey shoes. Dan, as far as we know, doesn’t have grey shoes, but during the stream, grey shoes were seen on the shoe rack. Dan could have bought grey shoes or had some that he just never wore, but this is one point out of several.