Some chansaw head cannons? Thanks
*flips to the chansaw section, pushes up my glasses and clears my throat*
A H E M
- Since Heather is rich, (it’s a given) her parent’s own a vacation home near a lake. Her and Veronica go on a little getaway trip, relaxing and enjoying the peace and quiet. A reminder that Veronica loves to tick off HC because it’s funny to see her girlfriend in a cute fury state (HC is just really pouty and stubborn; HC does this to Ronnie too). One day, they spend the day at the shore of the lake, swimming and sun tanning and all that jazz. However, when Heather was trying to get a perfectly even suntan, Veronica, who is in the lake, begins to splash her girlfriend (NO MERCY). Heather screams for her to stop. Veronica teases HC by saying “or what?”. HC pauses before smirking deviously. “I’ll marry you”. This shocks veronica; before she could say anything, HC struts away and back into the house, leaving Veronica in a W H A T state
- Whenever Veronica is a sad Lil bean, HC likes to bake for her. Like chocolate chip, melt in your mouth, make you feel good kinda baking. However, HC is a terrible baker; she hates measuring, she hates cleaning the pots and pans, she hated everything about it but does it anyway to make Ronnie feel better and be happy again. Since HC hates baking, the treats always end up tasting horrible, but the effort that HC puts into making them makes her instantly feel better.
- Heather Chandler is secretly from a very religious family but grows up to be an atheist because she believes religion is bullshit and one shouldn’t have to restrict themselves just because of their religion. However, Veronica was raised unreligiously and celebrates all holidays- “because of its fun!” And much to Heather’s dismay, it continues on when they’re dating.
Secretly Heather enjoys it because she loves seeing Veronica all excited, but she would never tell Veronica that
- When things get super serious between the two and they’ve moved into a small apartment and everything; they buy a cat because they equally do not trust one another with a child (yet). They name the cat Simba because of their shared guilty love of the Lion King. Simba walks around with a big red bow tie and little blue kitten socks (the socks were knitted by Heather; it’s a secret talent of hers). Whenever the couple watches the Lion King, they reenact the opening by lifting up the little kitten. They train Simba to meow loudly to resemble a roar; Simba is a cuddle bug like Veronica but also a mythic bitch like HC
I canon them as such an innocent ship omg