- This is my HP fancast aesthetic. Yes I know, I messed up Ginny’s name, I’m sorry. In my country her name is spelled like that. I realized that the English one is different too late, just when I posted it. -
"How do I send texts again? I press this?" "No, wait, don't! Oh shit you sent it to ALL YOUR CONTACTS!!" "I DID WHAT"
This prompt literally made my shitty exhausting day a hundred times brighter and I love you for it.
Draco: Listen, Weasley, I have a favour to ask of you. Humongous favour. One that you can never tell anyone about if you don’t want to lose your balls, your dick and your nipples all at once.
Ron:*alarmed* I’m listening?
Draco: See, since Harry is on a mission and I can’t physically reach him I would like to send him some photos, to, khm, keep him entertained. And I forgot how to send photos along with texts.
Ron:*nervous* What kind of, umm, photos exactly?
Draco:*smirks* Exactly the kind you’re thinking about.
Draco: C'mon Weasley. I will cover your ass in front of Granger for a whole year.
Ron: Really? Hmm..she does go hard on me sometimes… Circe, fine. I just hope I don’t go blind from seeing your ugly naked arse.
Draco: Ugly? Potter begs to differ. *winks*
Draco: *takes out his spell phone* Look, these are all the photos I want to send.
Ron: *squints at them sideways* MERLIN’S MIGHTY MOUSTACHE. *covers his eyes with his hand* How much must I have sinned in this life to deserve to see this. *opens his eyes a tiny bit * NO! No! Don’t click on it. That’ll only enlarge it and I don’t think I’ll survive seeing your ass up clos- ohmygod I see your balls too and is that your di- OHGOD *closes eyes*
Draco: Stop being so dramatic, Weasley. My ass, as well as my other parts, is exquisite. Now, how do I send these again? I press this, right?
Ron: NO! No, wait, don’t! Oh shit, you sent it to ALL YOUR CONTACTS!!
Draco: I DID WHAT?
Ron: *whispers in shock* You sent it to everyone.
Draco: *squeaks* EVERYONE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERYONE? ARE YOU TELLING ME MY FATHER WILL RECEIVE THIS PHOTO??!!
Ron: YOUR FATHER HAS A SPELL PHONE?
Draco: Of course, he does! He likes to keep up with the trends!
Ron: *doubles over, starts heaving from laughter* I JUST WITNESSED LUCIUS MALFOY BEING SENT DICK PICKS BY HIS OWN SON THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE I AM LIVING
Bob Hope, John Wayne, former actor and future US President Ronald Reagan, Dean Martin, and Frank Sinatra pose together at a benefit for Reagan’s gubernatorial campaign Los Angeles, California, October 4, 1970. Photo by Michael Ochs
Hark, hear the audio of the 1967 National Theatre production of
Shakespeare’s “As You Like It”, in which Jeremy starred as Orlando! This
is with an all-male cast and I’ve posted a few pics and articles about it before.
Here is an obligatory visual aid to help with listening: Jeremy Brett in capris as Orlando and Ronald Pickup as Rosalind
(who, btw, played Barrymore in Granada’s The Hound of the Baskervilles 20 years later).