Hogwarts houses

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Hufflepuf

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Gryffindor

Looks like they could kill you and kill you: Ravenclaw

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll : Slytherin

Um, like, NOTHING in this world is taken more seriously than my Hogwarts house. NOTHING.👏🙅👏

Multiverse theory: there’s a universe in existance for every possible reality!!

Me: there is no universe out there that I don’t hate dolores umbridge with every fiber of my being

Multiverse theory: bitch me too the fuck

I’ve been working on this for a while, its the first time I’ve ever done one but I’m proud to have finally actually finished it. 

Song (Its a great cover)

pls dont repost<3

Hogwarts's 20th Anniversary Party
  • <b> Hermione:</b> [clanks glass with spoon] Attention everyone- attention! Please shut up, thank you. Quiet, please. Harry would like to say a few words.
  • <b> Harry:</b> [Stands up] Uhh, wow... 20 years... that's a- that's a long time. I'd like to say a few words, if that's all right.
  • <b> Harry:</b> Hermione, without you I'd be dead. Ron, Fred, George, Gin, you gave me a home. Dean, Nev, Luna and Seamus, you guys taught me things worth knowing about friendships. Everyone here did, really. Thank you, all of you.
  • <b> Ron:</b> Thanks mate, really. Now! On with the fea-
  • <b> Harry:</b> And Draco...
  • <b> Draco:</b>
  • <b> Ron:</b>
  • <b> Snape:</b>
  • <b> Obama:</b>
  • <b> Moaning Myrtle:</b>
  • <b> Harry:</b> You taught me how to have fantastic sex BOOM OUT I'M GAY SURPRISE BITCHES
  • <b> Harry:</b> [mic drop]

I love these so much! Also wanna remind you that I have started doing ships and personal imagines!

me, on a date: so what are your thoughts on ron weasley?

him: I really hate-

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: uh sorry I gotta blast something urgent just came up-

him: the movies’ inaccurate depiction of him as a lazy, untalented jerk who’s sole purpose is to serve as cheap comic relief

me, slowly lowering myself back into my seat:…I’m listening

ron: the stars are beautiful tonight

hermione: you know what else is beautiful?

ron: aww, hermione-

hermione, cutting him off: hogwarts: a history


Ron glanced at Hermione, then said, “What if pure bloods and half-bloods swear a Muggle-born’s part of their family? I’ll tell everyone Hermione’s my cousin–” Hermione covered Ron’s hand with hers and squeezed it. “Thank you, Ron, but I couldn’t let you–” “You won’t have a choice,” said Ron fiercely, gripping her hand back. “I’ll teach you my family tree so you can answer questions on it.” Hermione gave a shaky laugh.