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anonymous asked:

Okay I disagree with you on the Game Grumps discourse, but here's the real question; how do you feel about Dream Daddy

I don’t know why, in a game explicitly about dating and fucking men, they’d include this asshole, the least fuckable man in video game history.

Motherfucker’s favorite movie is Old Yeller, he can quote it from memory, he won’t let his kids watch Ed Edd n Eddy, this guy’s idea of a first date is to volunteer at the church open raffle and drop you off at home by 8, motherfucker gets you a $10 gift card for Applebees as a first anniversary present, some guys are carved out of marble, this guy? carved out of provolone cheese. this asshole has strong opinions on the latest Serena Williams tennis controversy and her “attitude problems”, the first time you finally fuck he keeps playing Bryan Adams songs on his sex playlist, “hey great job with the sex, let’s go wash our hands”, this dude has been divorced three times and met his current wife at the Three Days Grace concert “Son can you help me set up the parental controls on Netflix?” motherfucker spent money on Google Glass, he only ever gets pizza from Safeway because it’s “healthier”, “’Hey’ is for horses, son, in this house we say ‘excuse me’”, asshole discusses Big Bang Theory lore with his depressed wife, “haha if it won’t scan that means it’s free right?”, dude has a different polo shirt for every occasion and holiday, this motherfucker goes to the store for cereal and decides to go wild and buys the organic coco puffs knock off, this dude collects Great Clips coupons, motherfucker tastes like zero-sugar applesauce, this guy’s guilty pleasure is his secret Entertainment Weekly subscription,  “I can’t be racist, I’ve watched The Cosby Show”, this dude goes on facebook and shares Mitt Romney memes and tells his kids about it, motherfucker uses youtube’s restricted mode, this guy’s pride and joy is his collected edition of Richie Rich comics and he thinks modern-day Garfield his hilarious, he calls anime “japanimation”, grabs his family and hops in the SUV to drive three hours to go see Grandpa’s choir performance, “don’t give that man any money, he’ll just spend it on weed”, dumbass falls for an updogg joke and posts a How I Met Your Mother gif as a reaction, motherfucker uses his sprinklers during a water ban because be damned if his topiary stallions are gonna go to shit on his watch, dude says rap music doesn’t make sense while filing his Beatles albums alphabetically

 I’ve never played Dream Daddy

The Signs as Old Tumblr Relic Posts
  • Aries: do you love the color of the sky?
  • Taurus: none pizza with left beef
  • Gemini: the moreos guy
  • Cancer: are fedoras really that bad?
  • Leo: the one claiming the McNuggets were made of Tubby Custard
  • Virgo: mitt romney sucks pass it on
  • Libra: John Green's "when's the last time the girl kissed the guy?!!??"
  • Scorpio: the mishapocolypse in its entirety
  • Sagittarius: that post where like 15 blonde people were like "u look like me"
  • Capricorn: the girl who walked out of class and then ended up in her principal's office scrolling through tumblr
  • Aquarius: Moon moon
  • Pisces: the fluffy chicken post
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These are all the best reactions to that eerily Twin-Peaks-esque photo of Mitt Romney dining with Donald Trump on Tuesday

One potential snag? The pair has some ugly history. A photo snapped by press covering the encounter appeared to make that painfully obvious. But hey, these two are trying! (Sort of?) The New York Times even called it an “awkward courtship," which is sort of putting it mildly.

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Do you have Game?

If you have to ask yourself this question every time you wake up.. then you probably dont…

But it’s okay because Having game isn’t always a good thing

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Yeah that’s right having game has it’s downsides..

For example

You have to deal with Angry Main Chicks

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In the near future.. you may be Paying for multiple children that you didnt know you had..

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You’ll always find yourself wanting more and more but never getting enough

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so if you have ‘Game’

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Grow up… and get Responsibility

Take care of that Woman…

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I mean what’s the point of going through all those bullshit relationships anyway?

Are you one of those YOLO people still?

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Black Guy Out! with a  political Gif

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and a Meme

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