the amount of fucking odd interactions i’ve had with both mitt and ann romney. the time i was birding by his house and he came out and asked why i had my binoculars pointing right at his kitchen window. the time i broke into one of his sundance parties and stole his jacket. never ONCE have I talked to him and been like “yeah this guy’s normal and has regular human conversations”.
Well, Decartes’s Wax Argument is pretty straightforward. You can make wax figurines out of anything… Obama’s head, Mitt Romney’s head. Though, when you think about it, Mitt Romney already is a wax figurine.