“O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I’ll no longer be a Capulet. Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? ‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy: thou art thyself, though not a Montague.”

The first thing that popped into my head whilst looking at this picture

Shakespeare's works only they're D&D

DM: Your beloved is dead, what do you do?
Romeo: I roll to mourn. *rolls 20*
DM: You mourn so hard you drink poison and kill yourself.

DM: The witches have given you their prophecy, what do you do?
Macbeth: I roll a perception check *rolls 1*
DM: You immediately trust everything they said and base the rest of your life on it.