romanols

2p's As Things I've Said and Done

2p America: *aggressively dabs down a dark hallway and slips on a dryer sheet* “oH DAMN”

2p! Canada: *rides on a miniature horse at Wal-Mart with a blank face while staring at a specific cloud*

2p! France: *viciously scrubs his face with the back of a hair brush* “I have given up on becoming beautiful.”

2p! England: *sneaks out of his room at 4 am to steal the whipped cream out of the fridge*

2p! Russia: //SADLY I DON’T RELATE TO THIS HONEY BUNCH AT ALL.

2p! China: *wins 420 tokens at Chuck E. Cheese’s* “CAN I GET DANK WEED WITH THIS ORRRR?”

2p! Italy: “No don’t get near me you smell like hot soda.”

2p! Japan: *stares at hentai photos for two minutes* “Wait I don’t get it.”

2p! Germany: *accidentally sleeps with socks on* “God will strike me down tonight.”

2p! Romanol: “Your nails are filthy okay don’t touch my shirt.”

2p! Prussia: *is so much smaller than the rest of his peers he gets pushed down the steps* “WAIT NO I HAVE CLASS-”

2p! Austria: *stares into a hole in the ground* “I know you’re down there.”

2p! Spain: “It’s different when I steal his food, it’s okay when I do it but not when you do it bitch leave him be.”