romano britain

  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!

Roman Silver Snake Ring and Bracelet Set, 1st-4th Century AD

Roman Imperial, probably from Roman Britain or another far province.

The snake was one of the most popular motifs in Roman jewelry, symbolizing fertility and used to ward off evil. The simple, flattened style, with round eyes, suggests a Celtic influence, as much Roman art in Britain had.

How Hetalia characters wake up

Japan: what a peaceful day, I hope today that I can relax and maybe take a nice bath and there’s someone in my house again….why is it always me?

Germany: *wakes up at 5am and goes for a power run*

Italy: Maybe if I just pretend I don’t exist…he won’t wake me up…

Russia: *snaps eyes open* oh, what a nice dream of taking over the world…

France: wait, who’s bed am I in?

China: *also wakes up at 5am* ugh, these stupid young people always wake up so late! They are wasting the whole day that they could use to be working!

England: *opens eyes, winces at light* what’s the point in living?

America: *throws of covers* GOOD MORNING USA!!! I’VE GOT A FEELING THAT IT’S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!

Romano: God I hate everything, everyone just needs to shut the fuck up, the world needs to shut the fuck up, the sun needs to fuck off, and whoever keeps making that fucking noise I’ll kill them…

Spain: *wakes up at like 3 in the afternoon* oh, I woke up early today…

Canada: *Lays awake staring at the ceiling, contemplating* sleep. Pancakes. Sleep. Pancakes. Sleep……but pancakes though…

Best Hetalia Quotes

“Shove some food in my face hole!” - Chibi America

“MAGIC METAL PIPE OF PAIN!” - Russia

“Yeah?! I’ve become a bitch and proud!” - Britain

“Big Brother England, can I hit him? *points to Australia*” - New Zealand

“But look at how cute this cat is!” - Australia

“No one will believe me if I said you died making pasta in the desert.” - Germany

“So Germany’s asshole isn’t all that cozy then.” - Austria

“NO! I don’t want your crotch cloth!” - Hungary

“France is such a playa!” - America

“Just flat smack him.” - Norway

“Fin’s in his fantasy land!” - Iceland

“Aren’t you glad to have such a capable big brother?” - Norway

“Oh no, I broke a nail…” - Norway

“Are you watching little bro? This is how real men fight!” - Denmark

“Big brother. Big brother.” - Baby Iceland

“And this is my wife.” - Sweden

“You’re procrastinating! Now shut up and say my name.” - Norway

“Suck my balls, you damn potato eater!” - Romano

“Don’t play dumb with me, that’s my brother’s job!” - Romano

“German soldierz are a-here!” - Chibi Romano

“She always asks the dumbest questions.” - Switzerland

“No cozy allowed!” - Switzerland

1p & 2p Reaction to American S/O and 2016 Election result
  • 1p & 2p America: So, I've made plans for you to stay in Canada for the next 4 years. He'll keep you safe, babe.
  • All Others: OKAY, THAT'S IT!!! YOU'RE MOVING IN WITH ME!!!
Olympic AU

Alfred - up and coming star swimmer with secret crush on the cute Japanese guy who is staying on the floor under his (freestyle sprint)
Arthur - fencer; Francis’s rival from many an international competition
Francis - secretly in love with his biggest rival and goes to the Olympics with the sole goal of making the angry competitive Brit fall in love with him
Kiku - breastroke swimmer with limited English struggling to communicate with That One Blond American Athlete who he spots in training
Yao - basketball player who gets way too into cheering
Ivan - weight lifter who enjoys attending as many events as he can in his downtime (he doesn’t really get basketball but the forward for Team China is cute so??)
Ludwig - gymnast for Team Germany who is taking this Very Seriously
Feliciano - another breastroke swimmer who befriends Kiku despite speaking neither Japanese nor English
Lovino - Italian gymnast who considers Ludwig his Rival™

anonymous asked:

How would the allies/Spain/Romano cuddle with their s/o?

America/Alfred F. Jones: He likes to hold them close like a teddy bear. 

Britain/Arthur Kirkland: He lightly clings to them and rests his head on their chest. 

China/Yao Wang: He likes to hold them tight from behind as if they were one of his pandas.

Russia/Ivan Braginski: He likes to lay very close to them so they can hold onto him. He doesn’t want to cling to them too tightly so they can get up when they need to.

Canada/Matthew Williams: He loves for his s/o to hold him and bury their face in his chest.

France/Francis Bonnefoy: He loves being the big spoon,he loves holding his s/o really close.

Romano/Lovino Vargas: He loves for his s/o to be the big spoon, it makes him feel safe and comfortable.

Spain/Antonio Fernández Carriedo: Honestly he likes just about any kind of cuddles tbh, he loves being the big spoon or curling up with you the best.

The Nations During Finals Week

America: The kid who didn’t study but gets straight A’s on every exam.

Canada: The kid who studies really hard and barely passes

Italy: The kid who stress eats and ends up eating seven bowls of pasta before the exam. 

Romano: The kid who throws tomatoes at his exam.

Spain: The kid who takes the Spanish class and pretends he doesn’t already speak Spanish just so he can get A GOOD GRADE ON THE EXAM AND THE NON-NATIVE SPEAKERS WANT TO MURDER HIM

Greece: That kid who sleeps instead of studying

Sweden: The kid who death glares the paper throughout the whole thing.

Russia: The kid who screams when the teacher says “Ten minutes left” and isn’t close to done.

Iceland: The kid who spends his time on tumblr and ready fics at 3 a.m. instead of studying. 

Britain: The kid who sips his tea when he finishes early and everyone literally hates the cocky little fuck for it. 

France: The kid who looks like he is about to break down crying at any moment. 

Japan: Always the first one done. Always. Every fucking time.

YOUTUBE AU
  • Okay first of all I love the Hetalia YT AU so I decided to do this list on what type of videos some characters would have,again this what I think I would really like if some can help me out on some characters like Spain,Iceland,Canada and More!
  • Italy's personal Channel: Art/speed paints
  • Romano and Italy: Cooking italian dishes/Restaurant Food reviews
  • Germany: Fitness/Healthy eating tips
  • Prussia:
  • 1st channel: pranks/skits
  • 2nd channel: vlogs
  • Japan: Art/MMDs/animation
  • America: Gaming/Game Theories (I also like the idea m making short films too)
  • England:
  • 1st channel- Movie/Book review and criticism
  • 2nd Channel-vlogs
  • France: Looks Books/How to Style/vlogs,Beauty Guy
  • Russia: Gardening
  • China: Cooking Chinese dishes
  • Denmark: Gaming
  • Iceland: edits of OTPs,talks about fandoms(???)
  • Norway: how to use black magic/spells
  • Finland and Sweden: Parenting tips and tricks/family vlogs with Sealand and Ladonia
  • Sweden's personal channel: helpful building tips/how to's
  • Netherlands: Gaming (with @inverted-typo 's idea)
  • Poland: Beauty/fashion/beauty guru