straight indieheads: futile devices is a testament to deep friendship between men. it’s completely platonic to memorize your buddy’s face and wish you could sleep with him in his bed and feel mesmerized and proud when he crochets. get your acts together, homosexuals!

sufjan stevens: oh cool

sufjan stevens: *puts futile devices in a gay romance movie*

Being romantic with the 2p Allies
  • 2p America: *makes a tatoo that says "s/o name's trophy". On his butt.
  • 2p England: Will make the person so much sweets that he/she will question who is sweeter: Oliver or his/her blood after eating it all.
  • 2p France: "I brought you a bouquet made of carrots, at least they have an use."
  • 2p China: Cliche love boy. Expect anything ever made in a romance movie.
  • 2p Russia: Saying "I love you" is the limit of his soul.
  • 2p Canada: Breakfast in bed for the win. And he'll eat with you, because "you expected that I just happilly watched you eat? That is creepy."

so the other day my co-worker and I got into a playful argument because he claimed that every disney movie was a love story - ad he did it on purpose just to see me get all heated up lol

but then a girl joined in and she was being legit serious and told me that 90% of disney movies are romances

and I named off a few like big hero 6, wreck-it-ralph, moana..

she says “moana was a romance tho!”

“.. excuse me?”

“Moana and the big dude!”

“Maui? WHEN.”

‘yknow.. towards the end.. kinda..’

LOL OKAY. I have no problem with it, but that clearly was not the movies intention. at all.

anonymous asked:

What about a headcannon about Ryuji and Akira dating?❤️

YES. I got cha Nonny! Here ya go~ -Mod P.

Akira x Ryuji HC’s

  • Video game dates!
  • Ramen dates too!
  • They’d totally work out together like they do already but like Ryuji might get distracted by Akira and like fall off the treadmill or some stupid thing like that.
  • Ryuji would get distracted by Akira in general.
  • Akira would notice and purposely be a butt about it and be a nastycrimeboy tease by being his smooth self.
  • Akira makes sure people know Ryuji is his~<3
  • They count on each other for moral support. Either by hanging out in the attic, or talking it over at the ramen shop is good.
  • Ryuji is protective of Akira.<3
  • Both of them secretly enjoy sappy romance shows/movies.
  • They like movies in general so movie dates are a plus.

chaotic--cosmos  asked:

Please talk about the mummy returns

pristinepastel said: Hey, i know you like the first mummy, but what about the mummy returns?

I HAVE RETURNED…after like a day. 

but what the people want, the people get!


aka the only sequel that is 1000% just as good as the first one. like holy shit. 

ten years later and we meet our heroes again. rick and evie are happily married, going on adventures, and evie’s dream of becoming a respected scholar has come true and they’ve made a tiny human! 

the only unrealistic part being that they only had one kid, i mean they are still all over each other ten years later and you’re telling me they only had ONE kid.

okay. sure jan. 

but boy o’ boy is that one kid awesome! 

alex o’connell. this kid is literally:

  • 50% evie super-klutz-genius. 
  • 50% rick screams-at-things-that-are-illogical-to-scream-at. 
  • 50% uncle jonathan’s sheer dumb luck and wit. 
  • 10% i’m really bad at math. 

you get the point. HE’S GREAT. also the actor passed on harry potter because, JUST LIKE ME, the mummy 1999 was his favorite movie and he just HAD to be in the sequel. alex is just such a smart-ass little shit. that much like his mother, accidentally brings about the apocalypse by opening something he shouldn’t have:

Originally posted by rafikecoyote

ARDETH BAY TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. he has a much bigger role in this one. GOD BLESS. (because he was supposed to die in the first one, but test audiences loved him as much as we do, so they kept his fine ass around) he still looks prettier than everyone and is still so done with white people once again. 

*after almost being killed on he bus* “this was my first bus ride.”
*after realizing they’re gonna make him fly again* “why can’t you people ever keep your feet on the ground?”

he’s just such an awesome A+ friend goals, because while he probably needs to go be with other medjai to prepare for battle against anubis’ army (yikes), he stays with the fam to rescue alex. it wasn’t even much of a thought for him really, rick and evie just batted their eyelashes and he was like: *sighs* “these white people are always messing my shit up, but they are my white people.”

Originally posted by lestatscherie

jonathan: still beautifully the same as ever. witty, clever, and would do anything for his family. 

“be quiet alex! if there’s going to be any hysterics, they’ll come from me!”

“if you see anyone come running out screaming, it’s just me.”

when he boasts about being a good shot and ardeth is internally like “i’m gonna die.” THEN HE SAVES ARDETH. hell yeah.

Originally posted by aurhireactions

rick: he’s still screaming at things. BUT IN DAD MODE. he’s the ultimate dad.

“you, lighten up. you, big trouble. you, get in the car.”
*sweetly* “honey, what are you doing, these guys don’t use doors.”
“knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you’re about to do to him, but this is my house and i have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.”

Originally posted by lmhotep

evie: still a super-klutz nerd, but with C O N F I D E N C E. little baby librarian is now a honey badger of ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK! and also a re-incarnated princess

“no harm ever came from opening a chest.”

rick: “i swear that kid gets more and more like you every day.”
evelyn: “you mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?”

Originally posted by a-ripley

we meet izzy, another one of rick’s ex boyfriends, who is a much more reliable mode of transportation than previously mentioned murder buses. 

imhotep: still emo. still wants to make out with his gf.

anck su namun/meela: hella good villain. she bomb af and 100% wants to take over the world. amazing. she actually has like a really cool role this time too!!! like so much screen time. 

Originally posted by marimoody

the rock…i mean the scorpion king, he’s another emo villain with goofy cgi rendering and like 4 million terrible made-for-TV spin off movies that you are lying if you haven’t watched at least one of them and felt that utter disappointment. but who cares the rock is pretty. and this was his first acting role and the reason we have him where he is today. 

thank you mummy returns for giving the world actor rock johnson #blessed

Originally posted by charmander-ann


normal action movie sequel romance: same guy. different girl. repeat of first movie’s romance. hehehehhehehehhEHEHEHEHHEHH. 

not here bitch. 

rick and evie’s love has only grown stronger. they still bicker like old ladies at bingo night. the still look at each other like they hung the moon. they’re still disgusting jonathan because they CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES. one kid my ass. they still support each other and protect each other like crazy. they love each other so much and it’s so healthy and pure and there is some good in this world mr. frodo.

Originally posted by yocalio

the bottom line here is. what’s the point of watching the mummy 1999 if you aren’t going to watch the mummy returns immediately after?


Originally posted by mummymovies

If Voltron Were a Romance Movie || VLD Recut Trailer Preview 

@oquiznakitznary @spacedorksandlions this is the thing I was talking about HAHAHAHA 

this is still a rough WIP btw 

the signs when they get a night to themselves
  • Aries: Wouldn't know what to do by themselves
  • Taurus: Orders three pizzas and watches comedy movies
  • Gemini: Watching vines all night and laughing to themselves
  • Cancer: In bed watching sad romance movies sobbing with their cat
  • Leo: Instagramming outfit photos and staring at their phones for comments
  • Virgo: Sorting out their closet & texting pictures of it to their friends
  • Libra: Stalking their ex's Facebook
  • Scorpio: Taking pics of themselves with minimal clothing
  • Sagittarius: Flirting with 5 different guys at once over text while pretending to watch a movie
  • Capricorn: Still working, gives them extra time to get ahead of everyone else.
  • Aquarius: Doing all of the above
  • Pisces: On Tumblr