The sons of Venus were mischievous children. Cupid didn’t understand the concept of the bow, he shot three arrows up in the air. The arrow in the middle went so high up, it took many years to start falling. The other two arrows, however, hit a couple who fell madly in love and had a beautiful boy, destined to be a Monarch. The middle arrow, once it fell, struck the couple’s child: Oedipus.
proposition to change the names of the planets to their original Greek names
because their roman names suck, and the original greek names are not only good, they are cooler B) Mercury to Hermes Venus to Aphrodite Earth to Gæa Mars to Ares Jupiter to Zeus Saturn to Chronos Uranus (the joke is the same) Neptune to Poseidon Pluto to Hades Sedna (Inuit mythology is already cool)