The Signs at an Amusement Park

Aries: RIDES ALL THE RIDES

Taurus: Seeks out the best food

Gemini: ROLLER COASTERS

Cancer: Makes a detailed itinerary for the day 

Leo: Chats with people in line

Virgo: Playing carnival games (because they are so good at them)

Libra: Buying cool souvenirs

Scorpio: Finds a shady spot to read the book they brought (bag holder)

Sagittarius: Joins Aries on all the rides

Capricorn: Tries a thrill ride

Aquarius: ALL THE SPINNING RIDES

Pisces: COTTON CANDY

Here in the Squid Research Lab, we’ve been using all of our free time this summer to play Splatoon. Well, we’ve been using the majority of our time to play Splatoon, and the rest of our time at the local theme park. Last time we were there, we got into a pretty heated debate about if water slides are better than roller coasters and let me tell you – some very intense words were exchanged. Tears were shed. We’re still torn up about it to this very day.

We’ve decided to let this weekend’s Splatfest be the ultimate decider so grab your GamePad and start fighting for the team of your choice tonight at 9 PM PT! We’ll settle this once and for all!