For those of you who follow the blog closely, you’ll know that one or two tricksters have been flooding our inbox with puns for the past couple of weeks. When we brought it up in a post (click here), we got many responses asking for us to post every pun we received. So, here we are, and here are the numerous puns:
What does a Japanese dog say to greet another? Konichihuahua
Rest in peace, boiled water. You will be mist.
When chemicals die, do scientists barium?
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
Gaston is the winner of the No Belle prize
Just remember: if you ever get cold, stand in the corner because they’re around 90°.
What do you call a pig’s special karate move? A pork chop.
Cinderella was cut from the team because she was always running from the ball.
What starts and ends with “e” but only has one letter?
Does your town play the Lottery? I hope not. I wouldn’t want you to get stoned if you won.
king looked outside his window and stared up at the darkening sky, lips
slightly turned up. A servant came into his room to help the king
prepare for the day and inquired as to how he was fairing. The king’s
response was neither one of feeling well or otherwise, only a simple,
“It shall be another reign-y day.”
What do you call a lazy joey? A pouch potato.
be honest, sometimes I wish that Harry had named Hedwig “Hoodini”
instead. Then they’d both be magical. And hoo knows, maybe Hedwig could
have escaped death, too. [I apologize for that last part]
You’re flooded? Sorry, but I can’t really help that I’m dripping with good puns.
Sorry if I do any bad chemistry jokes. All the good ones Argon.
I kind of feel bad for all the Christian Bale “Batman” fans, the newer actor really seems to be Affleckting them.
If Nixon had been an animal, he most likely would have been a crookodile
Do you know what the real Instagram is? Putting your grandmother on speed-dial.
Hey, if the past, present, and future all walked into the same bar, don’t you think it would be really tense?
What was Socrates’ favorite thing to mold? Play-Doh
Do you think writers ever get cold? After all, they are surrounded by drafts.
What’s the best way to get an English major in the mood? Metaphor play.
When he was younger, my brother wanted to be an astronaut, but to be honest, he’s only reached the first syllable.
Hey, is your left eye okay??? Because you’ve been looking just right all day.
What’s the difference between calculators for middle and high school math? 5318008 vs I WANT TO DIE
The reactions to this giveaway surpassed my expectations and it took me a while to collect all the entries. Thank you for your patience! I’ll have to find an easier way to do this next time because typing up 2500+ url-s by hand is really time-consuming OvO. Anyway, I finally fed the random number generator who gave me the name of four winners:
Winners, you’re free to trade your prizes between each other if you want. I just ask that you don’t pressure/harass each other, plz! If for some reason you don’t want your prize, feel free to tell me - no hard feelings, I promise! and I’ll roll for a new winner. If I don’t hear from you in 5 days (in the form of an ask or IM), I shall roll a new winner in your place.
I really appreciate the new follows and reblogs and all the sweet comments in the tags! I read them all. ALL! 👀 They gave me the feels. This month will be overloaded AF, therefore I don’t expect to draw many ask replies. But that usually means you get to see more finished and colored pieces so there’s that. ^^ Thanks again and I hope you forgive me for drawing Meg a 70s hairdo when they’re supposed to be in a fictional 50s setting I don’t know what I’m doing
(L: Gallant, Tablo, Eric Nam & T. Accord | A&C: Lophiile)
[T] You got me feeling like
Ohh You get me liftin like..
[G] these flies on my window are winners in a losing game
dip duck roll and hover they barely see a season change while you and me live like birds on a power line, hands slipping and our fingers fried, god bless those northern lights and our own devices babe– entropy multiplies, clock’s ticking and i’m mortified cause in the back of my mind, in the back of my hemisphere:
[G] baby i want you to cave me in so maybe i won’t have to admit it baby i want you to cave me in so maybe i won’t ask to forget it
[T] LOVE HAS EITHER GOT YOU OVER HEELS OR OVERDOSED IT’S GOT YOU OFF YOUR FEET OR ON YOUR TOES IT’S GOT YOU OUT YOUR SEAT OR IN YOUR PLACE IT’S GOT YOU DIGGIN’ IT OR YOUR GRAVE LOVE HAS GOT YOU MAD ABOUT OR JUST ABOUT MAD GOT YOU IN A CRUSH OR IT’S GOT YOU IN A CRASH WHAT USED TO MAKE YOUR HEART SING A HIT, SING A SMASH WILL MAKE YOU WANNA HIT, WANNA SMASH EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAD INTO PIECES BUT LOVE BECOMES CLEAR WHEN IN PIECES WHAT YOU COULDN’T SEE AND HEAR DURING PEACE IS WHY A HEART BECOMES EARS IN TWO PIECES
[E] Gravity makes wonders, but it also doesn’t seem to wait. Float like clouds on water, waves across an open plane.
[E] Cause you and me live like. Birds on a power line, hands slipping and our fingers fried, god bless those northern lights and our own devices babe, entropy multiplies, clock’s ticking and i’m mortified, cause in the back of my mind, in the back of my hemisphere,
[G] baby i want you, to cave me in, so maybe i won’t have to admit it, baby i want you, to cave me in, so maybe i won’t ask to forget it
[E&G] i want it i do,i want it i do, i want it i do do do do i want it i do do ooh yea, i, ooh yea i do.
Drum roll: Here’s the winner of the @HarleyDavidsonJapan Street Build Off competition.
It’s an incredible drag-style style Street 750, from Yoshikazu Ueda and Yuichi Yoshizawa of Custom Works Zon.
The motor is slung in a single-cradle frame and there’s completely new suspension front and back. The fuel tank has been moved to the seat cowl, permitting a low-slung fake front tank. Poking out is a jockey shifter, with the clutch operated by the pedal you’d normally use to change gear.
The other four customs from the Street Build Off competition are just as amazing. Hit the link in our bio to see them all.
Image by @banbi1125 | @cwzon @darkcustom_japan | #streetbuildoff #harleydavidson #chopper #harleygram #street750 #HDCustomKings #DarkCustom #LiveYourLegend #bikeexif