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his body roll is killin me (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etIYfWQsh3I)

“A List from the PunMaster”

For those of you who follow the blog closely, you’ll know that one or two tricksters have been flooding our inbox with puns for the past couple of weeks. When we brought it up in a post (click here), we got many responses asking for us to post every pun we received. So, here we are, and here are the numerous puns:

  • What does a Japanese dog say to greet another? Konichihuahua
  • Rest in peace, boiled water. You will be mist.
  • When chemicals die, do scientists barium?
  • What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
  • Gaston is the winner of the No Belle prize
  • Just remember: if you ever get cold, stand in the corner because they’re around 90°.
  • What do you call a pig’s special karate move? A pork chop.
  • Cinderella was cut from the team because she was always running from the ball.
  • What starts and ends with “e” but only has one letter?
  • Does your town play the Lottery? I hope not. I wouldn’t want you to get stoned if you won.
  • The king looked outside his window and stared up at the darkening sky, lips slightly turned up. A servant came into his room to help the king prepare for the day and inquired as to how he was fairing. The king’s response was neither one of feeling well or otherwise, only a simple, “It shall be another reign-y day.”
  • What do you call a lazy joey? A pouch potato.
  • To be honest, sometimes I wish that Harry had named Hedwig “Hoodini” instead. Then they’d both be magical. And hoo knows, maybe Hedwig could have escaped death, too. [I apologize for that last part]
  • You’re flooded? Sorry, but I can’t really help that I’m dripping with good puns.
  • Sorry if I do any bad chemistry jokes. All the good ones Argon.
  • I kind of feel bad for all the Christian Bale “Batman” fans, the newer actor really seems to be Affleckting them.
  • If Nixon had been an animal, he most likely would have been a crookodile
  • Do you know what the real Instagram is? Putting your grandmother on speed-dial.
  • Hey, if the past, present, and future all walked into the same bar, don’t you think it would be really tense?
  • What was Socrates’ favorite thing to mold? Play-Doh
  • Do you think writers ever get cold? After all, they are surrounded by drafts.
  • What’s the best way to get an English major in the mood? Metaphor play.
  • When he was younger, my brother wanted to be an astronaut, but to be honest, he’s only reached the first syllable.
  • Hey, is your left eye okay??? Because you’ve been looking just right all day.
  • What’s the difference between calculators for middle and high school math? 5318008 vs I WANT TO DIE
Giveaway finale!

The reactions to this giveaway surpassed my expectations and it took me a while to collect all the entries. Thank you for your patience! I’ll have to find an easier way to do this next time because typing up 2500+ url-s by hand is really time-consuming OvO. Anyway, I finally fed the random number generator who gave me the name of four winners:

@reinedescoeurs got a full body shaded drawing
@wirls got a custom chill gif
@girlalmiti got merch from my storenvy shop
@asexual-astronomer got a t-shirt from my teepublic store

Winners, you’re free to trade your prizes between each other if you want. I just ask that you don’t pressure/harass each other, plz! If for some reason you don’t want your prize, feel free to tell me - no hard feelings, I promise! and I’ll roll for a new winner. If I don’t hear from you in 5 days (in the form of an ask or IM), I shall roll a new winner in your place.

I really appreciate the new follows and reblogs and all the sweet comments in the tags! I read them all. ALL! 👀 They gave me the feels.
This month will be overloaded AF, therefore I don’t expect to draw many ask replies. But that usually means you get to see more finished and colored pieces so there’s that. ^^
Thanks again and I hope you forgive me for drawing Meg a 70s hairdo when they’re supposed to be in a fictional 50s setting I don’t know what I’m doing

Imagine Carl makes a bet with you, and he wins. He says he wants a kiss from you, and you smile and roll eyes saying no, but he points out that you said winners choice.

GALLANT X ERIC NAM X TABLO - CAVE ME IN [LYRICS]!

(L: Gallant, Tablo, Eric Nam & T. Accord | A&C: Lophiile)

[T] You got me feeling like

Ohh You get me liftin like..

Let’s Go.

[G] these flies on my window
are winners in a losing game

dip duck roll and hover
they barely see a season change
while you and me live like
birds on a power line,
hands slipping and our fingers fried,
god bless those northern lights
and our own devices babe–
entropy multiplies,
clock’s ticking and i’m mortified
cause in the back of my mind,
in the back of my hemisphere:

[G] baby i want you to cave me in
so maybe i won’t have to admit it
baby i want you to cave me in
so maybe i won’t ask to forget it

[T] LOVE HAS EITHER GOT YOU OVER HEELS
OR OVERDOSED
IT’S GOT YOU OFF YOUR FEET
OR ON YOUR TOES
IT’S GOT YOU OUT YOUR SEAT
OR IN YOUR PLACE
IT’S GOT YOU DIGGIN’ IT
OR YOUR GRAVE
LOVE HAS GOT YOU MAD ABOUT
OR JUST ABOUT MAD
GOT YOU IN A CRUSH
OR IT’S GOT YOU IN A CRASH
WHAT USED TO MAKE YOUR HEART SING A HIT, SING A SMASH
WILL MAKE YOU WANNA HIT, WANNA SMASH
EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAD INTO PIECES
BUT LOVE BECOMES CLEAR WHEN IN PIECES
WHAT YOU COULDN’T SEE AND HEAR DURING PEACE IS
WHY A HEART BECOMES EARS IN TWO PIECES

[E] Gravity makes wonders,
but it also doesn’t seem to wait.
Float like clouds on water,
waves across an open plane.

[E] Cause you and me live like.
Birds on a power line,
hands slipping and our fingers fried,
god bless those northern lights
and our own devices babe,
entropy multiplies,
clock’s ticking and i’m mortified,
cause in the back of my mind,
in the back of my hemisphere,

[G] baby i want you, to cave me in,
so maybe i won’t have to admit it,
baby i want you, to cave me in,
so maybe i won’t ask to forget it

[E&G] i want it i do,i want it i do,
i want it i do do do do
i want it i do
do ooh yea, i, ooh yea i do.

Source: Naver Music & Tablo’s IG

So we’ve chosen a mod!!

(psst thanks @daveinbootyshorts for helping me chose, it was a tough choice!)

To pick a winner, I had both @mythologicalunicorn and @queen-of-the-pizzas draw a cute davekat hug! The results: 

By the wonderful mythologicalunicorn 

and

By the-queen-of-the-pizzas

And, *drum roll pls* the winner is!!! 

the-queen-of-the-pizzas! Congratulations! 

These are both so amazing and I hope everyone takes a bit of time to tell them both how amazing this art is! Thank you both <3 B33 

Drum roll: Here’s the winner of the @HarleyDavidsonJapan Street Build Off competition.
It’s an incredible drag-style style Street 750, from Yoshikazu Ueda and Yuichi Yoshizawa of Custom Works Zon.
The motor is slung in a single-cradle frame and there’s completely new suspension front and back. The fuel tank has been moved to the seat cowl, permitting a low-slung fake front tank. Poking out is a jockey shifter, with the clutch operated by the pedal you’d normally use to change gear.
The other four customs from the Street Build Off competition are just as amazing. Hit the link in our bio to see them all.
Image by @banbi1125 | @cwzon @darkcustom_japan | #streetbuildoff #harleydavidson #chopper #harleygram #street750 #HDCustomKings #DarkCustom #LiveYourLegend #bikeexif