roleplay starters


The Parent: 

  • “No no no! Be careful up there!”
  • “Shhh, hey its alright. See? All better!”
  • “Make sure you clean up your toys when you’re done.”
  • “Go and get cleaned up, supper’s almost ready.”
  • “Do you want a bedtime story?”
  • “Eat three more bites then you can be done.”
  • “How was school today? Did you do anything fun?”
  • “I’m going to give you to the count of five!”
  • “So a little birdie told me that somebody got a ribbon today!”
  • “If you want your friends to come over make sure your chores are all done.”
  • “Oh sweetheart… c’mere and let give you a hug..”
  • “If you keep making that face it’ll freeze that way.”
  • “What do you say we order some pizza and just have a movie night instead?”
  • “Do you want to talk about it?”
  • “You know you can always talk to me about anything.”

The Child: 

  • “I don’t wanna!” 
  • “But Mooooooooom / Daaaaaaaaad!”
  • “Just one more story!? Please!?”
  • “I didn’t do it I swear!”
  • “Mom / Dad … I don’t feel so good.”
  • “Are we there yet!?”
  • “…I’m scared of the storm … can I sleep with you?”
  • “You never let me do anything!”
  • “Lets play a game!!!”
  • “I’m not even tired yet!” 
  • “Its too hard … you do it!”
  • “But why not!?”
  • “Can I get a ride, please!?” 
  • “That’s so pretty! Can I have it!?”
  • “Oh my god just leave me alone!” 
  • “No, I don’t want to talk about it.”
  • “Yeah… I kinda need to talk about it..”

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

  • “Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”
  • “Can you explain memes to me?”
  • “Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
  • “Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”
  • “Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”
  • “Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”
  • “Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
  • “How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”
  • “I am a happy little cheese monster.”
  • “I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”
  • “I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”
  • “I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
  • “It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”
  • “I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”
  • “I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”
  • “I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”
  • “Mothman is bullshit.”
  • “My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”
  • “See you in class… bitch.”
  • “Sharks are tight.”
  • “So, you ever kill a man?”
  • “Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”
  • “That… that is a good butt.”
  • “The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
  • “This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”
  • “This is where I come to masturbate.”
  • “Wait, I’m a wreck.”
  • “You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”
  • “Your face… is… good.”
  • “Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”
Injured/Injury Starters


  • “Oh shit, are you alright?”
  • “Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”
  • “Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”
  • “That looks broken.”
  • “Can you move your __?” 
  • “Are you okay?”
  • “That doesn’t look good.”
  • “Who did this?”
  • “Did you do this to yourself?”
  • “How did this happen?”
  • “We need to get you to a hospital.”
  • “Do you need to go to a hospital?”
  • “That’s not supposed to bend that way.”
  • “Do you want me to look at it?”
  • “Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”
  • “Stop moving!”
  • “There’s so much blood.”
  • “I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”
  • “Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”
  • “How did you even do this?”
  • “This happened in a fight?”
  • “Walk it off.”
  • “It’s not that bad.” 
  • “I think you need stitches.”
  • “You dumbass.” 


  • “I think I hurt myself.”
  • “I can’t feel my __.”
  • “I think my __ is broken.”
  • “Shit, that hurts to move.”
  • “I don’t think I can get up.”
  • “I’m going to try to get up.”
  • “Can you go get help?” 
  • “I need help.”
  • “I think I’m going to pass out.”
  • “I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”
  • “It’s not that bad.”
  • “I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”
  • “I can’t walk.”
  • “I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”
  • “I think I need to go to the hospital.”
  • “Stop laughing, this hurts.”
  • “My last words better not be stupid.”
  • “That was a dumb idea.”
  • “Shit, that burns.”
  • “I’m fine… really.”
  • “Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”
  • “I got into a fight…”
  • “I feel lightheaded.”
  • “It hurts to move.”
  • “Can you look at it for me?” 


  • ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
  • ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
  • ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
  • ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
  • ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
  • ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
  • ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
  • ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 
  • ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
  • ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
  • ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
  • ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
  • ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
  • ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
  • ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
  • ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS.
  • ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
  • ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
  • ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
  • ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
  • ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
  • ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
  • ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
  • ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
  • ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 
  • ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 
  • ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 
  • ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 
  • ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 
  • ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
  • ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
  • ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 
  • ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
  • ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 
  • ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 
  • ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
  • ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
  • ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   
  • ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
  • ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 
  • ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 
  • ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
  • ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
  • ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 
  • ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
training turned tension starters

Or more specifically, “two characters who have been sparring or in combat training together and almost kiss at the end of their practice fight”. As requested ! Feel free to make any changes.

  • “Is that the best you can do?”
  • “I won’t go easy on you.” / “I’ll go easy on you.” / “Quit going easy on me.”
  • “Hit me with your best shot.”
  • “You need to do better if you want to meet your goal.”
  • “I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week.”
  • “Is this necessary?”
  • “Try again.”
  • “You’re pissing me off.” / “If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.”
  • “Here, let me show you how.”
  • “Woah! [falls on top of __]” 
  • “Nice moves.”
  • “[pins __ to floor]” / “[pins __ to wall]”
  • “You’re…really close right now.”
  • “G–get off of me.”
  • “You’re heavy.” / “You’re crushing me.”
  • “Sorry–are you okay?”
  • “You’re really red right now.”
  • “…Do we always end up on top of each other?”
  • “Are you still panting?”
  • “I told you, it was an accident.”
  • “…Why don’t you just kiss me?”
  • “I’ll consider kissing you if you can beat me.”
Starters | Kidnapped

“Hey there, sleeping beauty. You been out for a while.” 

“Shut up, stop fucking screaming!” 

“Oh, you want to fight me? That’s cute.” 

“Come on, you can take a hit better than that, can’t you?” 

“Fuck, stay down, would you?” 

“Don’t squirm so much, you’re going to hurt yourself and piss me off.” 

“You’ve got five seconds to get down on the ground again, or I’ll shoot.” 

“You need both legs to run, why don’t I break one?” 

“See, if you’d cooperated, I wouldn’t have had to hurt you.” 

“Easy, sweetheart. The barrel of the gun is cold, isn’t it?” 

“Open your mouth before I choke you with the gag, instead.” 

“Can’t see a thing, can you?” 

“Well, look who finally came around. Don’t bother looking around, you have no idea where we are.” 

“Such a pretty face, it’d be a shame to mess it up.” 

“I think you look pretty cute with a bloody lip. Don’t make me do it again.” 

“I’m prepared to keep you as long as I need to. Until I get what I want, you’re mine.”

“Listen, I’m what stands between you and death, so I suggest you give me some fuckin’ respect.”

“No one’s gonna came save you.” 

“I’ve been watching you for a while. This was almost easy.” 

“What’s a pretty thing like you doing out here by yourself?”

Sharing A Bed Starters
  • "Did you have a nightmare?"
  • "I had a nightmare."
  • "There's plenty of room for the both of us."
  • "There is not enough room here for both of us."
  • "It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."
  • "You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"
  • "We've only got the one bed between the two of us."
  • "Quit stealing the covers."
  • "Quit kicking me."
  • "It's better than sleeping on the floor."
  • "It's either this or you sleep in the tub."
  • "Alright. Get up here."
  • "We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"
  • "Please go to bed."
  • "Sleep is for the weak."
  • "Do you have any idea what time it is?"
  • "Dutch oven!"
  • "You sleep on top of the sheets."
  • "I'll sleep on top of the sheets."
  • "I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
  • "You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."
  • "I have to sleep closer to the door."
  • "I can't sleep this close to the door."
  • "Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."
  • "Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."
  • "We can cuddle."
  • "Just don't try cuddling me or anything."
vampire starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !


  • “Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
  • “Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
  • “Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
  • “I’m not afraid of you.”
  • “You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
  • “So…how old are you?”


  • “What’s happening to me?!”
  • “Did you just…bite me?”
  • “This..hurts…”
  • “Get away from me!”
  • “I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

  • “I’m still not used to this…”
  • “Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
  • “Am I supposed to…kill things?”
  • “I want cool vampire powers.”
  • “I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
  • “I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

  • “Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
  • “We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
  • “You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
  • “Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
  • “I’m actually not that old.”


  • “I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
  • “Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
  • “So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
  • “There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
  • “I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”


  • “I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
  • “No, we don’t turn into bats.”
  • “Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
  • “Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
  • “I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”


  • “No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
  • “You’re bleeding…”
  • “Go. Now. Before I-”
  • “Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
  • “I shouldn’t have waited this long…”
Send one for a Scenario!

{Send the symbol + reverse for the opposite!}

♥ — Hug my muse!

♦ — Kiss my muse on the forehead!

♣ — Tickle my muse!

♠ — Massage my muse’s shoulders!

◘ — Stroke my muse’s hair!

♪ — Rub my muse’s back!

♫ — Kiss my muse’s neck!

☼ — Hold my muse’s hand! 

► — Lay your head in my muse’s lap!

▲ — Share a blanket with my muse!

◄ — Pull my muse to sit in your lap!

▼ — Share a bath/shower with my muse (writer or sender’s choice!)

✿ — To put a flower in my muses hair!

★ — To lean on my muse’s shoulder!

♫ — To sing to my muse!

Cute Valentine’s Day Starters

Feel free to make any changes !


  • “Good morning~ I love you.”
  • “Give me a kiss. No wait…two kisses. No, three ki-”
  • “You’re the best boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/etc. ever.”
  • “They were out of roses, so I got you tulips. Because I love your two lips.”
  • “It’s not the typical Valentine’s Day present, but I hope you like it.”
  • “Uh..w-will you be my Valentine?”
  • “I didn’t know what to get you, so I brought chocolate, flowers, AND a huge stuffed animal.”
  • “I know I say this a lot, but…I love you.”
  • “*greeting with a kiss* Hi.”
  • “Roses are red, violets are blue…You will always be my boo.”
  • “I’m in love with you and I love it.”
  • “I love the presents you got me, but nothing compares to your hugs.”

Date Night

  • “I can’t believe you made this reservation months ago…”
  • “Aw! You didn’t have to get me chocolate/flowers/a giant teddy.”
  • “I’d be perfectly happy walking around and holding hands.”
  • “Oh no, it’s raining/snowing! Here, take my jacket.”
  • “I don’t mind being stuck in traffic with you.” / “I made us a playlist.”
  • “You look…amazing.” / “That suit/dress/etc. was made for you.”
  • “Today was perfect.”
  • “Are those chocolate-covered strawberries?”
  • “Dance with me.”
  • “Wow, there are candles and everything…”

Staying In

  • “I don’t care about the romantic stuff. Let’s just watch movies and cuddle.”
  • “Sorry I’m sick on Valentine’s Day…”
  • “Come here, and bring the blanket with you.”
  • “We can bake cookies! And put heart sprinkles on them.”
  • “I can’t believe we’re snowed in..”
  • “When the chocolate goes on sale tomorrow, we can clear out the store.”
  • “Seeing you look so cute in your pajamas reminds me of why I fell in love with you.”
  • “Are bubble baths romantic?”
  • “I set up the blanket fort. The password to get in is three words.”
Send me symbol for my muse’s opinion:

☠ : Opinion on death
➶ : Opinion on killing
☮: Opinion on peace
☯: Do they believe in karma?
✤ : Do they believe in luck?
✟ : Religious beliefs
♂ : Sexuality
☿: Opinion on gender
❤: Opinion on love
❥ :Opinion on love from the first sight
♞: Favorite animal(s)
☕: Favorite food(s)
♛ : Opinion on outer beauty
☀ : Favorite season(s)
☽ : Favorite time of day
☂ : Favorite weather
◎ : Opinion on lying


  • ❝ What the hell happened? ❞
  • ❝ I set the car on fire. ❞
  • ❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞
  • ❝ It’s their blood. ❞
  • ❝ Where are your guns? ❞
  • ❝ You’re better than me. ❞
  • ❝ Put your hands up! ❞
  • ❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞
  • ❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞
  • ❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞
  • ❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 
  • ❝ Come with me. Please. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞
  • ❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 
  • ❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞
  • ❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞
  • ❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞
  • ❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞
  • ❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞
  • ❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞
  • ❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞
  • ❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞
  • ❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 
  • ❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞
  • ❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞
  • ❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞
  • ❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞
  • ❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞
  • ❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞
  • ❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞
  • ❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 
  • ❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞
  • ❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞
  • ❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞
  • ❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞
  • ❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞
  • ❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞
  • ❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞
Kid Gorgeous sentence starters
  • “You ever seen a ghost?”
  • “Say more right now”
  • “I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown”
  • “Let’s change the subject”
  • “This is a weird topic”
  • “None of us ever really know our fathers”
  • “We don’t have time to unpack all of that”
  • “Sit up straight! Be respectful!”
  • “So say a kidnapper grabs you and throws you in the trunk of their car”
  • “Brush your teeth! Now BOOM orange juice, that’s life”
  • “That’ll throw him off his rhythm”
  • “Weird, psych-out, backroom Chicago violence”
  • “As any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phonebook doesn’t leave bruises”
  • “Okay, when you get kidnapped- not if, when”
  • “If you get taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none”
  • “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood”
  • “What would Leonard Bernstein do”
  • “Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money!”
  • “Now you have the audacity to ask me for MORE money?!”
  • “I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you spent it already?!”
  • “She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done.”
  • “I thought our transaction was over”
  • “Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?
  • “College was like a four year game show”
  • “Well if it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt”
  • “These meaningless politeness rules”
  • “I like to throw in I’m kidding at the end of jokes now”
  • “See you at improv practice”
  • “Of all the sentences that I would be ashamed to hear read in court”
  • “I am damp all the time”
  • “I don’t think it’s anything serious”
  • “I’m gross now”
  • “Y’know, life?”
  • “Monkey monkey monkey man”
  • “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room”
  • “It’s tough to not get grumpy. It’s so tempting”
  • “I’m trying to stay nice though”
  • “Maybe they have a different definition of nice”
  • “If we must go on with salt alone, we will go on with salt alone”
  • “Famous people are weird as shit. They’re all weird. Your suspicions are correct”
  • “That must change you as a person”
  • “Everything was slower in the old days. Because they didn’t have enough to do so they had to slow things down”
  • “We gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day”
  • “Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable”
  • “Everything is run by robots, and we spend most of the day telling them that we’re not robots”
  • “Prove to me you’re not a robot. Look at these curvy letters!”
  • “How’d you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once?”
  • “May I introduce you to THE GAZEBO”
  • “It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time”
  • “There’s a horse loose in the hospital”
  • “What’d the horse do, what’d the horse do”
  • “We’re well past that”
  • “Okay okay okay okay okay okay”
  • “I have fired the horse catcher”
  • “How come you opened the door for the horse?”
  • “I used to pay less attention”
  • “I’m lazy by nature”
  • “And you can quote me on that”
  • “We bought a stroller for our dog”
  • “Just one more follow up question”
  • “What did they say in there, what did they do, what did they tell you”
  • “That’s the same joke twice”
  • “A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened”
  • “It’s a word you’re meant to mishear”
  • “The bread of bread is bread. The bread is good”
  • “God can’t hear you”
lazy roleplayer symbol meme

Send in a symbol and I’ll:

  • @ : reply to one of your open starters
  • ?? : write you a starter
  • + : go through the memes you’ve reblogged and send one in
  • !!! : write a headcanon about our muses
  • % : write a drabble about our muses
  • $$$ : go through your wishlist tag and write a starter based on one of the posts
  • ♬ : write a starter based on your blog music
  • … : write a headcanon based on one of the aus in your verse page
  • ^^ : go through your muse’s aesthetic tag and write a starter based on one of the posts
  • # : write a headcanon based on one of your side muses / npcs
Starters | Heroes & Villains


“You’re not getting away this time!”

“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”

“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”

“You’re a monster.”

“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”

“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”

“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”

“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”

“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”

“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”

“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”


“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”

“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”

“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”

“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”

“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”

“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”

“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”

“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”

“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”

“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”

“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”

“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”

“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”