Unconscious/Unsteady Sentence Starters
  • “Woah, are you okay?”
  • “Get up!” 
  • “W-what happened?” 
  • “Steady now.” 
  • “What happened to you?” 
  • “I got you, don’t worry.” 
  • “You look like you’re going to tip over at any second.” 
  • “Why am I on the ground?”
  • “Hey, wake up.” 
  • “Please tell me you aren’t dead…” 
  • “Please groan if you’re awake.” 
  • “I… I need to sit down…” 
  • “I have you, it’s okay.” 
  • “Can you make it to that chair?” 
  • “Do you need to sit down?” 
  • “You’re looking awfully pale.” 
  • “Hey now, take it easy…” 
  • “Don’t sit up so fast.” 
  • “Do you need a hand…?” 
  • “This is no place to take a nap.” 
  • “Why is there a body out here?” 
  • “I’ll catch you if you keel over.” 
  • Send 🛌+ a sentence of your own!
Anon, The Match Maker

Go on anonymous(Or Not) and send me an ask with character from any fandom (Name - Series, Please!), that you picked out to be my muse’s ideal match, and I’ll rate it on the scale below:

One True Pairing! - ❤❤❤❤❤
Almost Perfect!     - ❤❤❤❤
I’d Ship It!             - ❤❤❤
Sure why not.       - ❤❤
Maybe…               - ❤
Neutral                 - (Explain why)
Maybe Not…         - 💔
Yeah, No…            - 💔💔
Anti-Ship!              - 💔💔💔
Are You Nuts?       - 💔💔💔💔
OH HELL NO!        - 💔💔💔💔💔

Then I’ll follow it up with a few words from the muse, mun, or both, explaining why they think it would work out or not!

TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE sentence starters.

    PART ONE; BEFORE PETER.

  • “Are we hanging out, or what?”
  • “I just wanna finish this chapter.”
  • “I hate when dad makes Korean food. It always tastes like butt.”
  • “Whatever dad puts in front of you, I want you to take a bite and say ‘Mmm, just like moms.’“
  • “I’m not too late, am I? I was, uh, trying to meditate, but I ended up falling asleep.”
  • “It’s gonna be Christmas actually, sweetheart, because Scotland’s too far to come back just for Thanksgiving.”
  • “Let’s look on the bright side! She wont be taking the car every day, so you can practice your driving!”
  • “Since you can’t come home for Thanksgiving, I figured I’d bring a little home to you.”
  • “I had Google Alerts set for flights as soon as you decided to go to school there.”
  • “He and my sister have been together for two years. But before she even cared that he existed, he was my first boyfriend. Well… space between the words… Boy who was a friend.”
  • “Would you rather only drink water for the rest of your life, or you can drink whatever you want but it has to have a little drop of pee in it?”
  • “I can’t give up Mountain Dew!”
  • “I write a letter, when I have a crush so intense, that I don’t know what else to do.”
  • “I think drama can be fun.”
  • “Well, before mom died, she said I should never go to college with a boyfriend.”
  • “But you love him!”
  • “I know.”
  • “No gorging on chips before dinner– and clean room.”
  • “Can we go back to talking about how you’re sad?”
  • “Come here.”
  • “Did you have to pick the furthest college you could think of?”
  • “I am so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.”
  • “We used to be best friends, but post middle school for reasons having to do with her popularity and my lack-there-of, we are not decidedly… not.”
  • “Cute boots. Than you so much for your service.” *salutes*
  • “They’re vintage. I got them on Etsy.”
  • “Let’s just say it’s probably a good thing you’re playing it safe, with those uh… Uggzzz.”
  • “Screw you! You know that my feet are always cold!”
  • “She just stopped drinking caffeine for some diet– I think she’s going through a withdrawal, so…”
  • “Had a Subway craving! :running: :sandwich: :heart eyes:”
  • “I gotta ask. Did she tell you she was gonna do it?”
  • “Do you want a carrot?”
  • “Yeaaah, I can totally relate.”
  • “You know, if you had a boyfriend… then maybe you wouldn’t have to drive at all, because he would take us places!”
  • “If that’s what it takes, then I think you’re stuck with me.”
  • “Don’t you find it kinda depressing that it’s Saturday night and you’re having a Golden Girls marathon with your little sister?”
  • “I am 11, and I cancelled plans to be here tonight. And, well, you’re 16 and I don’t think you had anything else going on. Am I right?”
  • “That was way harsh!”
  • “The truth hurts.”
  • “Hey, I heard my cousin dumped you for a college guy!”
  • “I heard you have a tail, is that true?”
  • “Yeah, really cute.” *makes twirling motion with fingers* “Like a little piggy.” *oinks*
  • “If you need me, I’ll be in the nurses office. With a migraine. Googling Justin Trudeau shirtless.”
  • “I really appreciate it, but it’s never gonna happen.”
  • “I what I remember of that kiss, and it was hot. You know, for being… in 7th grade.”
  • “I think it’s really cool, that you think I have golden specks in my eyes.”
  • “I had a lot of fun that night, too. But I feel I should tell you, though… You know I’m gay, right?”
  • “Menstruation is science, nothing to do with the moon.”
  • “Says you, DOCTOR MAN, but the Goddess within says its sacred  for them to represent the deepest celebration of womanhood"
  • “You’re not real.”
  • “I’m more real to you than he is.”
  • “… you never saw me.”
  • “What do you mean? I am just here to take down one of those chocolate shakes.”
  • “I stopped by your house, and your sister said you’d probably be here?”
  • “Are you trying to reject me right now?”
  • “Well, yeah… It didn’t really seem like it took… back… the first time?”
  • “Your mouth is saying something, but then your mouth… said something completely different.”
  • “Okay, um, so, here’s the thing. I don’t actually like you. I just had to make it LOOK like I liked you, so somebody else wouldn’t think I liked them.”
  • “You gotta to tell me who this mystery stud is, otherwise I am just gonna go on believing you have a secret tattoo of my face on your ass.”
  • “Okay, well, should I just tell the rest of the school that you wrote me a love letter?”
  • “Well he dated my sister, in the- in the past tense.”
  • “Hold on, I am not the only guy that got a letter?”
  • “Wow, you really think that you’re special, and then you find out that she wrote love letter to two guys.”
  • “Well, I wrote five letters, so don’t go feeling too special.”
  • “You wrote five letters? Damn, *LAST NAME*, you’re a player!”
  • “Is that sparkly bike out front, is that your ride?”
  • “What if we let people think that we are actually together? Just for a little while. And not just him, I mean… everybody.”
  • “Well, for starters, when she heard you kissed me, she went nuts. And if she thinks that you and I are a thing, then she’ll wanna get back together!”
  • “Oh, so you wanna use me as your pawn.”
  • “See, technically, you used me as your pawn first, when you jumped me.”
  • “Will you just call me? Because there’s so much I wanna talk to you. Music I wanna share with you. Tattoos I wanna get with you. We’d be so great together.”
  • “Hey. Let’s do this.”
  • “I’m going to trig. Have a nice day. Carry on.”
protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”
  • “Hands off!”
  • “What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”
  • “I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”
  • “Don’t ever leave my sight again.”
  • “I got your back.”
  • “Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”
  • “Do you trust me?”
  • “Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”
  • “Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”
  • “I’d die for you.”
  • “You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”
  • “Get behind me NOW.”
  • “Here, I have an extra weapon.”
  • “Duck, you idiot!”
  • “Go on without me.”
  • “Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”
  • “Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”
  • “You can stop hugging me now.”
  • “You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”
  • “Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”
  • “I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”
  • “If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”
  • “[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”
Intimidation Meme

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING.
😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you.
😃 - To me, you are easy to approach.
😊 - I think you are a really friendly person.
😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you.
😐 - You seem a little distant from others.
😓 - I feel like you would not really like me.
😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you.
😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you.
😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool.
😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork.
😧 - Senpai, notice me????
😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you.
😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot.
😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to.
😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes.
💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have
Platonic Requests for Affection
  • “I’m so tired… ”
  • “I don’t want to be alone.”
  • “My hands are shaking.” 
  • “Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”
  • “Please stay. I’d like some company.”
  • “Could I get a hug?”
  • “Would you pet my hair?”
  • “Will you sing something for me?”
  • “I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”
  • “Can I lay my head in your lap?”
  • “You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”
  • “Here, lay down in my lap.”
  • “You know, you’re pretty comfy.”
  • “Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”
  • “Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”
  • “I’m not letting go.”
  • “I’ll hold you as long as you need.”
  • “It’s okay to stay, you know.”
  • “I’m so happy you’re here with me.”
  • “Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”
Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm
⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back
✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way
➜ - smack my muse upside the head
⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck
© - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere
✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down
✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation)
☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up
♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up
♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch
♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank
♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room
♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them
♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye
♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth 
☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back
☠ - slam my muse into a wall
☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

Get to know the mun

¯\_(ツ)_/¯:  do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):  relationship status?

ಠ_ಠ:  what is your biggest pet peeve?

(ಥ_ಥ):  finish this: i hate it when…

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ:  what is your favorite animal?

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜):  who is someone you can tell everything to?

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ:  are you a hugger?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ:  besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?:  how old are you?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻:  what are your thoughts on school?

| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ):  favorite tv show?

(ง'̀-‘́)ง:  are you okay?

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:  ・゚✧: sexual orientation?

┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴:  are you a people person or a loner?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ):  do you have any siblings?

ಠ╭╮ಠ:  have you ever self harmed?

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ:  have you ever been in love?

(☞゚∀゚)☞:  would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻:  how do you let your anger out?

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ:  are you active?

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪:  what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?

(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\:  who is your least favorite person?

♥‿♥:  tell us about your crush!

◔̯◔:  what time is it?

◕‿◕:  what is your guilty pleasure?

◔ ⌣ ◔:  are you a virgin?

My muse in a relationship ?s

Please include if you want answers for a particular verse or ship.

🤗Are they physically affectionate? 
🎶Do they have a type?
😡What are their deal breakers?
↕️Are they sub, dom or switch?
⏰How long do their relationships tend to last?
💍Would they ever get married?
🏷️Do they give their partners cute nicknames?
💋Are they more sensual or sexual?
📖What is their favorite outside of the bedroom activity to do with their partner?
🛏What is their favorite bedroom activity to do with their partner?
💚Are they prone to jealousy?
😘Does their demeanor change when in a relationship? 
👫Do they display affection in public? What about in private?
💕Are they open to threesomes or a polyamorous relationship?
💔Do they have a certain type of person they will not enter into a relationship with?
💝How long until they feel secure and comfortable in a relationship?
🤐Would they ever confess their feelings first?
❌Would they ever cheat on their partner?
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Do they want children?
🐶Are they a cuddler?
🔮Do they believe in soul mates?
⚔️ Are they protective of their partner?
🚀 How far are they willing to go for the person they love?
❤️ Do they fall in love easily?
📺 Do they share information about their relationships freely with friends and family?
♦️Are they concerned with the social status of their partner?
💭 Do they tend to sleep better when in bed with their partner?