roleplay series

  • Harry: I don't like malfoy but I like his hair.
  • Draco: I don't like Potter but he's got a nice body.
  • Harry: I hate that stupid git but he has a nice smile.</p>
  • Draco: Sometimes I want to punch Potter Sometimes I want him to slam me against a wall
  • Harry: Malfoy is annoying but he has pretty fingers.
  • Draco: everyone thinks I'm gay. I'll prove I'm not by kissing potter.

( insp. ) monsters are most dangerous when they’re afraid. 

meandering-monotreme  asked:

by that low-fantasy wizards logic Harry dresden is a high-fantasy wizard. Do you see that as an inconsistency or do you think the dresden files is really a slightly atypical high-fantasy series?

(With reference to this post here.)

Last time I checked in on the series, Harry Dresden is acting as personal ass-kicker to a godlike elf queen whose day job is beating up Cthulhu, he wields the very fires of divine creation thanks to a boon granted to him by an actual, no-shit angel with whom he appears to be on a first name basis, and he lives on a magic island whose guardian spirit scares the hell out of basically everybody, including the aforementioned god-queen, but that regards Harry as its best buddy. He’s stalemated the Master of the Wild Hunt in a battle of wills, thrown down with Satan’s right-hand man in a fistfight, and once rampaged through downtown Chicago atop a necromantically reanimated T-Rex skeleton commanded by the power of polka.

Exactly what about any of this says “low fantasy” to you?

Netflix’s The Punisher Sentence Starters (pt 1)
  • ❛ whatever it is you’re looking for … i’m not it. ❜
  • ❛ books are great, but they don’t hold all the answers. ❜
  • ❛ happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen. ❜
  • ❛ you got half a life left to live, my friend. ❜
  • ❛ you see, what worries me the most is that you’ve been in a hole so long that it’s become home. ❜
  • ❛ wow. that was sexist, racist, and demeaning all of my abilities all in one sentence. ❜
  • ❛ what time is it? ❜
  • ❛ you brought this on yourself! ❜
  • ❛ don’t you ever say that again. you got that? ❜
  • ❛ you’re not the only ghost in this town. ❜
  • ❛ truth is … i was past caring. ❜
  • ❛ holy shit. ❜
  • ❛ what the hell, why not? ❜
  • ❛ you’re still all heart, huh? ❜
  • ❛ drink? ❜
  • ❛ been flirting with the idea of going full man-bun. ❜
  • ❛ i’ll keep that in mind. ❜
  • ❛ i wanna help, but not if it’s gonna get someone killed. ❜
  • ❛ you think you’re okay and then something just brings it all back. ❜
  • ❛ i don’t know if i would kiss him or slap him. ❜
  • ❛ don’t even think about it. ❜
  • ❛ tonight’s the night you’re gonna die. ❜
  • ❛ never off-duty, huh? ❜
  • ❛ i’m calling the shots now. ❜
  • ❛ you need me! ❜
  • ❛ you always talk this much? ❜
  • ❛ piece of shit. ❜
  • ❛ now all you got is the nightmare. ❜
  • ❛ you want me to tell you it’s okay so that if this all blows up, it won’t be your fault. ❜
  • ❛ you always were good at putting people back together. ❜
  • ❛ i know that it makes it easier for you if you make me the enemy, but i’m not. ❜
  • ❛ you are shitting me. ❜
  • ❛ shit you not. ❜
  • ❛ i dream, i see that guy. ❜
  • ❛ what the hell is it that you do anyways? ❜
  • ❛ hey, you shut your mouth. ❜
  • ❛ you don’t know shit. ❜
  • ❛ looks to me like we’re hiding evidence. ❜
  • ❛ and now you’re closing yourself off, find it hard to trust people. ❜
  • ❛ i’m the best. others will let me down. ❜
  • ❛ i didn’t have a choice. ❜
  • ❛ i could have killed you. ❜
  • ❛ and you don’t find that kinda scary? ❜
  • ❛ why don’t you sit down? ❜
  • ❛ i don’t do partners. ❜
  • ❛ you ever think about, maybe, quality over quantity? ❜
  • ❛ god made me this way for a reason, bro. ❜
  • ❛ i think this is a trap. ❜
  • ❛ i think if we do this, men are gonna die. ❜
  • ❛ you just don’t bleed out, you hear me? ❜
  • ❛ what’d you say? ❜
  • ❛ i cannot let you do that. ❜
  • ❛ god damn it. ❜
  • ❛ the hell is that? ❜
  • ❛ you wanna go up against him/her/them with a pink ruger and no ammo? ❜
  • ❛ grow up. ❜
  • ❛ that’s not happening, alright? not on my watch. ❜
  • ❛ what if we got you a little pair of green tights and a pointy cap with a feather in it? ❜
  • ❛ don’t bother me. ❜
  • ❛ want me to leave? ❜
  • ❛ tough guy, huh? ❜
  • ❛ i’m useless. ❜
  • ❛ did i get anything right? ❜
  • ❛ it was good. i just made it better. ❜
  • ❛ turns out i suck at guitar. ❜
  • ❛ that’s what joe did. don’t be like joe. ❜
  • ❛ what, are you gonna puke? ❜
  • ❛ you sure about this? ❜
  • ❛ it’s nothing. i’m fine. ❜
  • ❛ please don’t do this. ❜
  • ❛ i can’t do this. ❜
  • ❛ pissed off beats scared every time. ❜
  • ❛ what did i do? i got my hands … i got my hands dirty, you piece of shit! ❜
  • ❛ you stay out of my way. ❜

dexter starters ( showtime’s dexter s2ep2.)

  • “ i finally get a chance to kill and i can’t do it.”
  • “ and now all my secrets are floating to the surface.”
  • “ how did i lose it? how do i find it again?”
  • “ how can i solve a crime when i can’t even solve what’s wrong with me?”
  • “ has a nice ring to it, no?”
  • “ last thing ___ needs is another serial killer.”
  • “ why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”
  • “ what would i do without you?”
  • “ grandma really talks like that?”
  • “ you get the point. right, bitch?”
  • “ fucking people don’t want our help.”
  • “ this stuff never gets to you?”
  • “ i’m more of a cry on the inside kinda guy.”
  • “ what? i’m so over that.”
  • “ just… prove it to me.”
  • “ it’s like you’re just fucking with me.”
  • “ couldn’t pick a worse time, right?”
  • “ hey, how about you take off? let me handle this.”
  • “ i couldn’t let you do that.”
  • “ i owe you.”
  • “ i can’t even go there.”
  • “ this one’s on us, man.”
  • “ i have to focus. tune everything out.”
  • “ timing could be better.”
  • “ … oh. it’s you.”
  • “ who else you got following you?”
  • “ go ahead. try it. i’ve been waitin’.”
  • “ this neighborhood? it’s full of crazies. i’d lock my doors.”
  • “ bathroom’s all yours.”
  • “ we ran outta glasses?”
  • “ come on, give it a chance.”
  • “ sweetie, what’s the matter?”
  • “ what kind of weird?”
  • “ no. no, calm was what i was 35 minutes ago. pissed is what i am now.”
  • “ hey! who want’s eggos? i got blueberry, or chocolate. or both.”
  • “ assholes! they did everything but help.”
  • “ which assholes were you talking to?”
  • “ i didn’t ask for your help, or your advice.”
  • “ i’ll never understand how people deal with death. why they can’t just… put it in it’s place.”
  • “ not exactly ideal in the element of surprise department.”
  • “ i have to find a new way to dispose of the body.”
  • “ you totally douched me in there.”
  • “ you clocked a guy in a bar who touched your arm…“
  • “ well, thank you for the fucking vote of confidence.”
  • “ hey. just visualize that door of opportunity opening up wide for you, bro, and just walk right through it.”
  • “ you keep up with this woo-woo shit, imma walk right through you.”
  • “ that come with a story?”
  • “ well, you should be more careful, amigo.”
  • “ they had to bring in outside talent. which would be moi.”
  • “ bet this guy never expected his work to see in the light of day.”
  • “ i bet you’re right.”
  • “ still, it can’t be easy to hide a body nowadays.”
  • “ you shittin’ me?”
  • “ hypothetical: how do you make sure disposed body stay disposed?”
  • “ don’t all those run the risk of contact with the outside world?”
  • “ you got a better idea?”
  • “ there is no such thing as the perfect crime. not in my experience, anyway.”
  • “ well, we have something in common.”
  • “ miss me?”
  • “ i need to clear the decks… and my head.”
  • “ they, uh… ate my puppy.”
  • “ you may have to get closer than you like.”
  • “ i’m doin’ enough damage on my own.”
  • “ that was a yes. sounded like a no, but… yeah.”
  • “ you scared the shit outta me.”
  • “ how you doin’?”
  • “ don’t! you fuckin’ asked… so, how am i doing? i’m just fine.”
  • “ come on, don’t get the shakes now. this is no time for performance anxiety.”
  • “ i’ve been waitin’ for you.”
  • “ come out, come out, wherever you are!”
  • “ what the hell is wrong with me?”
  • “ it’s okay, i got you.”
  • “ don’t leave me! please, don’t leave me!”
  • “ want me to knock out some doors? or maybe some heads?”
  • “ what fucking asshole left this here?”
  • “ it’s ‘special agent’ fucking asshole.”
  • “ frankly, you’re more of a leader than a team-player.”
  • “ i’m not convinced you play well with others.”
  • “ i feel like a jigsaw-puzzle missing a piece.”
  • “ i’ve been calling you for hours.”
  • “ i kinda pulled an all nighter.”
  • “ it’s, uh… it’s taking me to places i never thought i’d go.”
  • “ he was such a destructive force. why can’t you just put him behind you?”
  • “ i’m just gonna make you late.”
  • “ dammit, ___!  i need you there too.”
  • “ you have no idea what this feels like.”
  • “ can’t wait to get another door slammed in my face.”
  • “ that’s it. put that out into the universe, alright?”
  • “ look on the bright side. comically, we’re batting a thousand.”
  • “ please, don’t shoot me, miss/mister.”
  • “ if i believed in god. if i believed in sin… this is the place where i’d be sucked straight to hell… if i believed in hell.”
  • “ i’m so sorry for your loss.”
  • “ i’m not sorry.”
  • “ you’re still here.”
  • “ i killed you.”
  • “ no. you just took my life.”
  • “ so how do i make you go away?”
  • “ i’m not like them.”
  • “ now, if it helps, i can tell you it’s not your fault, what you did to me.”
  • “ i’m not human.”
  • “ no. you’re just fucked up.”
  • “ you think it’s as simple as that?”
  • “ excuse me, i opened this by mistake.”
  • “ today it is all about the win. i think we really should enjoy this.”
  • “ i really appreciate your support.”
  • “ it was simple, really.”
  • “ all i had to do was put myself into the mind of a killer. hardly a stretch.”
  • “ trust me, you’re not going anywhere this time.”
  • “ who the fuck are you?”
  • “ that kind of talk is just gonna bring you closer to your victims.”
  • “ no, maybe you didn’t do the deed, but the blood is on your hands.”
  • “ a lot of blood is on your hands.”
  • “ why do you care about these people?”
  • “ why are you doing this to me?”
  • “ i’m not so much doing this to you as i’m doing it for me.”
  • “ you leave pain wherever you go.”
  • “ you kill me, what do you leave behind?”
  • “ look at that, steady as a surgeon.”
  • “ this kill was just the first of the loose ends i needed to tie off.”
  • “ i need to see you.”
  • “ i’m just dropping somebody off, can it wait?”
  • “ a shoe? you wanted to see me about a shoe?”
  • “ i didn’t have a lot to hope for until i met you.”
  • “ you gave me something to believe in when i didn’t even believe in myself.”
  • “ it’s not your fault.”
  • “ it was totally an act of impulse.”
  • “ what are you trying to say, that you planned on acting on impulse?”
  • “ that’s where you disappeared to at all hours of the night like clark fucking kent.”
  • “ if the eyes are the window to the soul, then grief is the door. as long as it’s closed, it’s the barrier between knowing and not knowing. walk away from it and it stays closed forever. but open it, and walk through it, and pain becomes truth.”
  • “ i’ve been preparing for this my entire life.”
  • “ it’s annoying, isn’t it?”
  • “ i’m not taking the bait.”
  • “ you’re up late.”
  • “ you don’t need to do this. you don’t need to do this now.”
  • “ temporary insanity.”
  • “ you’re right. i smell like a fucking sewer.”
  • “ i had to say goodbye in order to reconnect with what’s really important. with who i was.”
  • “ rest in peace… i am.”

Percy Jackson Series Starter Sentences #1

  • “Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to die.”
  • “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
  • “You’re not getting away from me. Never again.”
  • “Don’t I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right?”
  • "You’re cute when you’re worried. Your eyebrows get all scrunched together.”
  • “Now, come over here so I can pat you down.“
  • "I declare that this is stupid.”
  • "The god’s chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”
  • “Every time I’m around you, some monsters attack us. What’s to be nervous about?”
  • “They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.“ 
  • “Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?”
  • “You weren’t able to talk sense into him?“
  • “Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.”
  • “We need music, how’s your singing?”
  • “We’ve learned that your plans really, really bite!”
  • “There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it.”
  • “Lots of death, huh? Personally, I’m trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!” 
  • “It was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep.”
  • “Yeah, well,not giving people a second thought…that can be dangerous.”
  • “What did you want to tell me earlier?”
  • “Just take the compliment. I swear, is it so hard?”
  • “Can’t this thing go any faster?”
  • “You’re planning something. You’ve got that I’m-planning-something look.” 
  • “ You smell like you’ve been run over by an electric horse.” 
  • “Don’t change the subject.”
  • “Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.”
  • “Are you trying to tempt me?”
An incredibly detailed list of questions, through the many characters of Harry Potter:
  • Harry Potter: How important do you think your life is?
  • Ron Weasley: Is there someone who you would go to the ends of the earth for?
  • Hermione Granger: Do people ever underestimate you because of who you are? 
  • Neville Longbottom: What’s one thing you doubt about yourself?
  • Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been forced to do something you never would do otherwise?
  • Draco Malfoy: Have you ever felt pressured by your expectations?
  • Luna Lovegood: Do people generally consider you strange? 
  • Cho Chang: Do you often show your emotions?
  • Fred Weasley: Could you go on if anyone from you family were to die?
  • George Weasley: Are you a generally optimistic person?
  • Lavender Brown: Have you ever been madly in love?
  • Seamus Finnegan: Are you prone to accidents, in any way?
  • Cedric Diggory: Would you put your life on the line for honour?
  • Rubeus Hagrid: Has anyone ever framed you because of who you are?
  • Albus Dumbledore: Have you ever done something unforgivable?
  • Severus Snape: Do you have any long-lasting wishes or regrets?
  • Minerva McGonagall:
  • Sybill Trelawney: Have your accomplishments and abilities ever been questioned?
  • Dolores Umbridge: Would you deny the truth in order to maintain safety?
  • Horace Slughorn: Is there something in your memory that you never want to tell?
  • Remus Lupin: What’s the most you would do for a friend?
  • Sirius Black: Do you prefer friends to family?
  • Molly Weasley: Do you ever feel responsible for someone that isn’t part of your immediate family?
  • Fleur Delacour: Do you like to make the best of a bad situation?
  • Alistair Moody: Are you judged mainly on your appearance?
  • Nymphadora Tonks: Are there any talents you have that people love?
  • Kingsley Shacklebolt: Would you consider yourself a good choice for a position of power?
  • Mundungus Fletcher: Do you believe in profit over importance?
  • Peter Pettigrew: Have you ever had betrayed a friend for a reason? 
  • Bellatrix Lestrange: Would you turn against your family?
  • Lucius Malfoy: Do you use your job as an influence against anyone?
  • Fenrir Greyback: Do you ever feel hatred against those different from you?
  • Barty Crouch, Jr: Have you parents ever been forced to punish you by obligation?
  • Lord Voldemort: Would you want to be immortal?
  • James Potter: What’s the most you would do for a friend?
  • Lily Potter: Would ever you sacrifice yourself to save someone else?


Over the past weekend My Mom thought it would have been a great idea that since she arrived we should take Family Photos 😍. They came out soooo pretty!!! I love my Family so much words cant explain they really complete me. Hope you guys like them just as much as I did. Saige & Lily have really grown up ! I cant believe my Babies are as big as me now 😩😢

supernatural s1ep17 sentence starters

  • “ come on, man, is it much further? i’m cold.”
  • “ how did you find this place anyway?”
  • “ oh, i am so not going in there.”
  • “ we came all the way out here, might as well check it out.”
  • “ let’s just hurry this up and get back to the car, alright?”
  • “ want me to hold your hand?”
  • “ ew. shut up, you loser!”
  • “ ooh, look, it’s the evil root cellar. where satan cans all his vegetables.”
  • “ get your candy-ass down here and see for yourself.”
  • “ i don’t see anything scary. do you?”
  • “ what? what is it?”
  • “ ha-ha. very funny.”
  • “ not a lot of scenery here. kind of gotta make your own.”
  • “ we’re not kids anymore.”
  • “ we’re not gonna start that crap up again.”
  • “ that prank stuff. it’s stupid and it always escalates.”
  • “ what’s the matter? you afraid you’re gonna get a little nair in your shampoo again, huh?”
  • “ all right. just remember you started it.”
  • “ most of those websites wouldn’t know a ghost if it bit them in the persqueeter.”
  • “ there’s no harm checking this thing out.”
  • “ it was the scariest thing i saw in my whole life, i swear to god.”
  • “ i think it was blood.”
  • “ i had my eyes closed the whole time.”
  • “ rumor has it you might know about one.”
  • “ i didn’t think there was anything to the story.”
  • “ i don’t know what the hell to think, man…”
  • “ this was not a prank. i swear to god, i don’t wanna go anywhere near that house ever again.”
  • “ that’s exactly why you never get laid.”
  • “ hey, what about this one? you seen this one before?”
  • “ what are you doing here?”
  • “ what the hell are YOU doing here?”
  • “ i belong here. i’m a professional.”
  • “ oh, you gotta be kidding me.”
  • “ and i know who you are too… an amateur.”
  • “ so if you don’t mind. i’m trying to conduct a serious, scientific investigation here.”
  • “ huh. so, have you ever really seen a ghost before, or…?”
  • “ dude, come on, man. we did our digging. this one’s a bust.”
  • “ i say we find ourselves a bar and some beers and leave the legend to the locals.”
  • “ that’s all you got? it’s weak. that is bush league.”
  • “ why do i have to go in there?”
  • “ i’ll take the homicidal ghost, thanks.”
  • “ would you ever take that dare?”
  • “ hello? is anybody there?”
  • “ i think maybe we missed something.”
  • “ i don’t believe it.”
  • “ i got an idea.”
  • “ who you gonna call?”
  • “ come on, we don’t have much time.”
  • “ i dare you to take a swig of this.”
  • “ what the hell would i do that for?”
  • “ i double dare you.”
  • “ i hate rats.”
  • “ you rather it was a ghost?”
  • “ what the hell kind of spirit is immune to rock salt?”
  • “ maybe we should just go.”
  • “ sweet lord of the rings…”
  • “ it’s bugging the hell outta me.”
  • “ this whole damn job’s bugging me.”
  • “ that explains why it went after you, but why me?”
  • “ i thought it was funny at first, but… now that girl/guy is dead.”
  • “ it was just a joke. you know, i mean - none of it was real. we made the whole thing up. i swear.”
  • “ hey, where were you?”
  • “ hey, why don’t you get dressed? i wanna go grab something to eat.”
  • “ dude, what’s your problem?”
  • “ people believe in santa claus. how come i’m not getting hooked up every christmas?”
  • “ because you’re a bad person.”
  • “ how the hell are we supposed to kill an idea?”
  • “ man, i think i’m allergic to our soap or something.”
  • “ you did this? you’re a frigging jerk.”
  • “ no, no, no. NO, forget it. forget it! i’m not going back in there again.”
  • “ i know, but i’ve never actually seen a real ghost before. like, a real ghost! like, an apparition!”
  • “W.W.B.D. what would buffy do? huh?”
  • “ oh, look at that. action figures in their original packaging. what a shock.”
  • “ why should i trust you?”
  • “ well, i have an obligation to kick your little ass right now.”
  • “ slow your roll, buddy. they’re gonna know we’re excited.”
  • “ if you pull that string one more time, i’m gonna kill you.”
  • “ come on, man. you need more laughter in your life.”
  • “ you know, you’re way too tense.”
  • “ you didn’t.”
  • “ i barely have any skin left on my palm.”
  • “ what the hell are you trying to do? get yourself killed?”
  • “ so these - these guns don’t work?”
  • “ come and get it you ugly son of a bitch.”
  • “ that’s your solution? burn the whole damn place to the ground?”
  • “ it’s fast and dirty, but it works.”
  • “ little lingo for ya.”
  • “ anywho, excuse me. i’m off to la-la-land.”
  • “ well, congratulations, that sounds really great.”
  • “ oh, yeah, luck, it’s got nothing to do with it. it’s about talent. you know, sheer, unabashed talent.”
  • “ i’m the one who put a dead fish in their backseat.”
  • “ truce?”
  • “ yeah, truce. at least for the next hundred miles.”

Over the Garden Wall Starter Sentences

  • “Maybe I can help, I mean, you guys are lost, right?”
  • “Did you know that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it turns into a grape?”
  • “Uh, you’re not helping at all.”
  • “School? *scoffs* Not today!”
  • “I admit it. You seem like a pushover, but you’re not.”
  • “Deep down in your heart, you’re a stubborn jerk! When are you gonna give this up?”
  • “I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.”
  • “Guess we have to spend some quality time together.”
  • “Sure we will! What can stop us? You’ve got a plan, remember?”
  • “ Uh, are you alright? You’ve been coughing a lot.” 
  • “Gosh! That lady is so bad! You should go see a doctor.”
  • “You guys are bonkers.”
  • “Why not? We already stole a horse.”
  • “I mean, I’m just saying, you’re-you’re weird. Like, not normal—oh my gosh-”
Strangers pt. 3

Word Count: ~7k (more than half of which are smut)…

No real warnings.

Get caught up here: Part OnePart Two

Enjoy! .xx -M

I stumble into the kitchen, 6am always seeming too early no matter how many times I have to wake up at this hour. Harry is already dressed and sitting at the kitchen counter on his laptop, hot cup of tea next to him. Without a word, I walk up behind him, grab his cup and take a sip before wrapping my arms around his shoulders.

“G’morning, handsome,” I mumble against his shoulder.

“Mornin’, beautiful. You sleep well?” he asks, kissing my forehead before continuing to read his emails.

“Mmmm, like a baby. Thanks for letting me stay last night,” I answer, taking another sip of his tea.

“Get your own, you menace,” he laughs, grabbing the cup from my hands and taking a sip. “Made a whole pot for the two of us,” he motions to the cute blue tea pot his mom gave him when he moved into this flat as a little reminder of home.

“Thank you thank you thank you,” I say as I pour myself a cup.

I climb onto the stool next to him and lean against him, resting my head on his shoulder and closing my eyes in peace as he types away.

“Why don’t you go back to bed if you’re still so sleepy?” he giggles.

“Can’t I’ve got work today. Need to leave in a half hour,” I whine.

“You best get ready then, lovebug, don’t want to walk into work looking like that, do you?” he jokes, laughing hysterically when I pretend to be offended.

“I’ll have you know, Mr. Styles, that my coworker Max thinks I look beautiful no matter how terrible I look when I walk into the office. At least he’s nice to me!” I tease, pretend pouting.

“Oh does he now? Might need to have a word with him, eh? Let him know this particular mess of frizzy hair and drool is all mine,” he retorts, cupping my chin with one of his large hands and placing a gentle kiss against the tip of my nose.

“I do not drool!” I protest.

“Tell that to the stains on my pillowcases,” he says.

“That’s all you, Harry! You’re the one drooling all over the place all the time, mumbling in your sleep and all!”

“Never had those stains till you started staying over, love.”

“Whatever!” I say, actually slightly embarrassed at this point as I take my tea and march into the bathroom to get ready for work.

Harry just laughs and goes back to his computer. I give an exasperated sigh before I wash my face, brush my teeth, and put on a bit of makeup. Just as I am combing through my ‘frizzy’ hair, Harry comes into the bathroom. He settles behind me, hands on my hips, nose nuzzling into the crook of my neck. He sways his hips a bit, bringing mine with his as he peppers kisses on my shoulder.

“What do you want, Harry?” I ask, turning around in his arms and leaning against the counter behind me.

“Just to see your pretty face, and ask if you wanted to meet me at Ben’s today for lunch? I’m going to be around there for meetings today and thought we could grab some coffee and food?”

“Hmmm, that sounds nice. I’ll see if I can have a longer lunch break today.”

“It’s a date,” he chirps, pressing his soft raspberry lips against mine quickly before walking away and heading off to work.

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Shadowhunters S2 sentence starters

“You think this is easy?! You know me, you know I don’t want to hurt anyone.” 
“I wasn’t lying about what I said. There’s something about her/him. I haven’t felt this way in a long time.”
“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.”
“I promise. If it ever comes to that, I won’t let him take you alive.”
“I thought I smelled cocky…”
“Isn’t it time we kissed and made up?”
“What’s this all about? I’m not complaining but…”
“I just thought we could take the next step.”
“It was all in the past! Ancient history. Right now, I’m here with you.”
“I don’t have anyone who cares about me.” 
“Oh my God! Is this blood?!”
“Look, I volunteered in a hospital and I know what real blood smells like.” 
“Have you joined a cult again?”
“Believe me, this wasn’t an easy decision. But you crossed a line!”
“The fear of loneliness has always been your Achilles’ heel.”
“You don’t do well losing those you love, do you?”
“Show some respect for the dead.”
“Well, you look like you could use a drink…and a towel.”
“We are your family now.”
“All these years of training and you’re just going to call it off?”
“I can’t…I can’t live without him/her.”
“Oh there you are! And there he is, my baby.”
“You have a target on your back.”
“Which body part? You know, don’t answer that!”
“Honey, there’s still so much you don’t know.”
“You really don’t get it, do you? You didn’t risk anything for me, you did it for you.”
“What? Are you seriously doing this right now? Right now?!”
“You experimented on me?” 
“Look, I am who I am. You are who you are. All the magic in the world can’t change that, so let’s just try to make the best of it.”
“Okay, I’ve actually never told anyone about this.” 
“That wasn’t your fault.”


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You smiled, pointing to the heap of pictures in your other hand, gesturing to the picture on display on the top. “This is me on the great wall, I think this is actually in the more recent years; not too long ago,” You paused, moving the photograph down on the coffee table to reveal the next underneath. “and this is me in Macau. This was in 1977. A trip I remember vividly.”

Detective Do was in a daze; his full attention on the many photographs lining the coffee table and the thick bundle in your hand that was almost too fat to hold with one hand. Moscow, Kabul, Manila, New Delhi, Zurich, Paris, Oslo, Brasilia, Hanoi, and Nairobi. Dancing, writing, traveling, eating, driving, skydiving, learning, observing, kissing and swimming. 1950, 1962, 1969, 1972, 1976, 1979, 1982, 1984 and 1986. He was being presented with so many experiences and travels in the form of old photographs; the latest ones being 2 years old and the earliest being 70 years old.  

“And here,” You suddenly whispered, glancing down at the next photograph appearing on top of the bundle. A picture of you in front of the very familiar  Gyeongbokgung Palace. Kyungsoo’s eyes widened at the image, and he looked up into yours. “is me in Seoul, 1987. Just a few days before I met the young university student, Kim Jongin, who was only 19 at the time.”

“He was your next lover?”

You nodded, placing the photo down onto the coffee table. “This is the next chapter.” The new, revealed photo was of you and a young, handsome man with tan skin, black hair and a lean body. He was kissing your cheek, his strong arm slung lazily around your waist as he held you against his chest. You were in front of the Namsan Seoul tower sometime at dusk. 

“Kim Jongin, handsome as you can see, as well as young, showed me a good time for a few weeks until I decided that I just wasn’t able to tame the stallion and let him go… I let him go.”

Seoul, South Korea, 1987

The only lights illuminating the late night of Seoul was the dim lights that hung over the small street, casting a cloudy glow over the many different booths selling food. You admired the slightly gloomy image, finding it nothing short of beautiful. It was a late Friday night, but you weren’t worried about time as you munched happily on your yakgwa, an old favorite of yours. 

You skipped along, drying your hands on your jeans when you were done eating before you dug your hands down into the pockets of your denim jacket. The rows of booths were soon coming to an end, and the dim lights turned into little-to-no lights, yet you were not afraid. You stopped underneath a single lamp when you heard whispers and hushed chuckles. 

“Who’s there?” You asked. The people observing you paused, seemingly surprised that you actually spoke Korean before stepping out from behind a corner. They were students, university students; four boys and two girls. The boys were all lean, two tall, and the girls were pale, short, cute.

“Hello,” One of the boys greeted. “we didn’t mean to spy on you, Miss.” 

You waved dismissively. “No worries, that’s alright. But what are you all doing up so late?” You smirked, causing the group of students to all laugh. One of the boys, tall and tan, stepped forward.

“And you? You’re no older than us.”

With his words, you were once again reminded of your state and sighed. “Oh, believe me, I am.”

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game of thrones sentence starters ( s3ep6)

  • “ the more wood the bigger the fire.”
  • “ you know your fires.”
  • “ i knew you were highborn.”
  • “ buried treasure. thousands of years old, i think.”
  • “ what does it do?”
  • “ it’s beautiful though, isn’t it?”
  • “ how much longer?”
  • “ you’re playing with me.”
  • “ do you sing?”
  • “ sing me a song.”
  • “ that’s not how you skin a rabbit.”
  • “ i made this bow myself.”
  • “ oh, you’re gonna punch the rabbit to death?”
  • “ some of us are just a little better.”
  • “ you’ve got a big mouth and too many teeth.”
  • “ stop it!”
  • “ me? it’s my fault?”
  • “ we can’t fight each other, we’ll never make it!”
  • “ don’t push me.”
  • “ i’m right here with you.”
  • “ what’s happening?”
  • “ you’re afraid.”
  • “ i’ve waited my whole life to see the world from up there.”
  • “ here, sit down.”
  • “ you killed someone for them?”
  • “ i didn’t kill him, but i bet his balls are still bruised.”
  • “ can we not talk about that here?”
  • “ you were trembling like a leaf!”
  • “ don’t worry, your secret is safe with me.”
  • “ you’re loyal, and your brave.”
  • “ they don’t care if you live or die.”
  • “ don’t ever betray me.”
  • “ ’cause i’ll cut your pretty cock right off and wear it ’round me neck.”
  • “ you’re good. you’re not as good as you think you are.”
  • “ there’s someone out there.”
  • “ that’s about far enough.”
  • “ you’re going to hurt him.”
  • “ i see a darkness in you.”
  • “ you staring at me ass, ___?”
  • “ sorry. were you sleeping?”
  • “ wa… wa… water? you want some water?”
  • “ i wish i had some for you.”
  • “ so let’s play a game. which body-part do you need the least?”
  • “ please! i’ll do everything, please.”
  • “ wouldn’t that be a hunt to remember?”
  • “ you failed, but i’m a better hunter than you.”
  • “ how about your  ___? you don’t need that for much do you?”
  • “ good, let’s start with that.”
  • “ you’ve been wondering why you’re here, haven’t you?”
  • “ if you guess right, i’ll tell you. by the old gods and the new, i swear it.”
  • “ you win the game if you can figure out who i am.”
  • “ if i win, you’ll let me go?”
  • “ if you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
  • “ if you say please again, you’ll with you hadn’t.”
  • “ do i look like a fucking umber to you?”
  • “ how did you know that?”
  • “ it was just a guess.”
  • “ he’s dead. strangled by ____”
  • “that’s why you’re torturing me.”
  • “ yes. you win.”
  • “ but you forgot to ask one question. you forgot to ask if i’m a liar. i’m afraid i am.”
  • “ everything i’ve told you is a lie.”
  • “ this isn’t happening to you for a reason. well, one reason. i enjoy it!”
  • “ please, cut if off, cut if off!”
  • “ i win!”
  • “ thank you for riding here so quickly. i know travel isn’t easy in these times.”
  • “ i had something less permanent in mind.”
  • “ if we don’t do this, and do it now, we’re lost.”
  • “ many people would pay a great deal for you.”
  • “ shall we drink on it?”
  • “ you do understand how suspicious that is to ordinary people?”
  • “ i’m afraid i must insist.”
  • “ you’re in no place to insist on anything.”
  • “ i would have hoped you’d learned your lesson.” 
  • “ you may have a stomach for bloodshed and slaughter, but this is another matter entirely.”
  • “ i will not breathe further life into a malicious lie by discussing it.”
  • “ i feel like i’m in a dream.”
  • “ it’s terrible isn’t it? the most terrible place there is.”
  • “ trying to have me killed is an odd way of saying thank you.”
  • “ it’s… this… this is awkward.”
  • “ who doesn’t like to see their friends fail now and then?”
  • “ i did what i did for the good of the realm.”

Gravity Falls Starter Sentences #1

  • “I’m telling you, something weird is going on in this town.”
  • “Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.”
  • “A human-sized hamster ball? I’m human-sized!”
  • “Wow, your little knees must be sore… from jumping to conclusions!”
  • “I successfully bedazzled my face!”
  • “I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”
  • “I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!”
  • “The only thing we have to fear is gigantic, man-eating spiders!”
  • “Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”
  • “Come on, no one even uses millimeters! That only makes you taller than me in Canada!”
  • “I ate a man alive tonight.”
  • “You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”
  • “Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line?”
  • “Come on, my Mom’s age-inappropriate romance novels aren’t gonna read themselves.”
  • “Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
  • “Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards! Get off my back.”
  • “Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”
  • “I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”
  • “I just wrestled myself. That was awkward.”
  • “Pain is hilarious!”
  • “Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes!”
  • “Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart… Forget that last part.”
  • “There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”
  • “Today I learned morality is relative.”
  • “I just wish summer could last forever…”
  • “I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!”

gotham sentence starters ( s3ep14.)

( !!! SPOILER ALERT !!! for those who haven’t watched this episode yet.)

  • “ get those freaks in the cages!”
  • “ we need to find ___”
  • “ let go off me!”
  • “ what about you, huh? you know where ___ is? where is s/he?!”
  • “ look around! s/he’s everywhere!”
  • “ get down!”
  • “ are you all right? tell me you’re all right.”
  • “ i’m fine.”
  • “ where are they? who dared to think they could lay their hands on you?!”
  • “ i’m alone.”
  • “ oh, you escaped. you did. didn’t you, you rascal?”
  • “ did you bring anyone else?”
  • “ just wondering if i was gonna have to reload.”
  • “ i don’t understand.”
  • “ i know. that’s been half the fun.”
  • “ i’m sorry, i- i… what is happening? i…”
  • “ you weren’t kidnapped?”
  • “ recognize it? oh, why should you? i doubt you did the deed yourself.”
  • “ i know it was you.”
  • “ ___ was my everything and you took her/him from me.“
  • “ now i’ve taken everything from you. well, almost everything. you still have your life.”
  • “ if the situation worsens we may be forced to step in.”
  • “ the city will bend long before it breaks.”
  • “ your faith in ___ is touching. and possibly dangerous.”
  • “ lights aren’t coming back tonight. tomorrow, if we’re lucky.”
  • “ this thing just keeps getting bigger.”
  • “ that might actually be good news.”
  • “ maybe we can limit this to a single bad night.”
  • “ how the hell are we supposed to find __ out there?!”
  • “ the city’s one giant dumpster fire!”
  • “ you’re not one to miss out on all the fun, so what do you want?”
  • “ how the hell should i know? i didn’t talk to him/her.”
  • “ but… my father appeared to me… i saw him.”
  • “ no. you saw a man that i met in ___ that does killer impersonations.”
  • “ you see, how do i put this…? ghosts aren’t real!”
  • “ my father’s remains… you stole them from his grave?”
  • “ don’t worry. s/he’s at peace now..”
  • “ i gently placed his/her remains inside a dumpster behind a chinese restaurant.”
  • “ you were angry. i understand. i even forgive you, but-but killing me is not the way.”
  • “ so you admit you killed ___?”
  • “ fine. is that what you want? i confess.”
  • “ i had him/her killed. but guess what: you should thank me! because we both know what would’ve happened if i hadn’t!”
  • “ i could’ve lived a life with the wo/man i loved! i could’ve been happy.”
  • “ you would’ve killed her/him, just like you did the other one!”
  • “ you couldn’t have helped it! and afterward you would’ve hated yourself.”
  • “ well, we’ll never know, will we.”
  • “ i did it for love… i did it because i love you. you should know that.”
  • “ shut up!”
  • “ love is about sacrifice. it’s about putting someone else’s needs and happiness before your own.”
  • “ ’cause the truth is you would sacrifice anyone to save your own neck. even me.”
  • “ when the ice melts, the chain comes loose, the vat of acid tips… you get the idea.”
  • “ please…! no, please… i can change.”
  • “ say you’re right. say you’re right, i… the fact that i love you proves that i can change. just give me a chance.”
  • “ you know as well as i that a man facing death will say anything to save his skin, and you won’t change. because you can’t.”
  • “ i was going to have you say hello to ___, but i think you are going to a very different place.”
  • “ what do you want?”
  • “ i’ll light these candles.”
  • “ i’ll nip downstairs and see if there’s any life left in that old generator.”
  • “ who’s calling at this hour?”
  • “ my, my. hmm. look how big you’ve gotten.”
  • “ are you okay?”
  • “ i’ll be fine, i’ll be fine.”
  • “ nice place you got here. you rent?”
  • “ what do you want?”
  • “ teenagers, am i right?”
  • “ oh, i remember those days. so many exciting new emotions flowing through ya, wanting to kill everyone you saw. aw…”
  • “ you know, i will never understand rich people’s tastes.”
  • “ it’s worthless. i keep it for sentimental reasons.”
  • “ nice try.”
  • “ oh, it’s got some heft to it. expensive, i’m guessing. would be such a shame if i– huh. tougher than i figured.”
  • “ aah! bloody hell!”
  • “ i asked you what you want.”
  • “ sorry. the old noodle’s still a little al dente post-thaw.”
  • “ the reason i’m here is i’m gonna kill you.”
  • “ well, it’s the last thing i remember wanting to do. it’s been nagging at me since i woke up.”
  • “ the idea of slitting that pretty, pink throat of yours. figure that’d clear the decks. what do you think, huh?”
  • “ i remember that night. you were quite the showman.”
  • “ thank you, always nice to be appreciated.”
  • “ and you’re just going to kill me here? that’s kind of disappointing.”
  • “ what do you mean?”
  • “ after all the buildup, killing me here it just doesn’t show a lot of…”
  • “ go on boy/girl, spit it out, i can take it.”
  • “ killing me should mean something, and you’re telling me no one’s going to see it?”
  • “ you’re saying i need an audience? oh… look. i know you’re just trying to buy time so you can escape. but your point is still valid.”
  • “ kill him/her.”
  • “ this is what you’ve been training for.”
  • “ you’re gonna be all right on your own.”
  • “ i will see you again.”
  • “ strangely intimate. come on.”
  • “ try not to get any blood on the couch. i might come back for that.”
  • “ help! somebody help me! help!”
  • “ over here! oh, thank god… there’s not much time. cut me loose! hurry!”
  • “ you look familiar.”
  • “ free me, and i promise there’ll be a handsome reward.”
  • “ yes! now stop standing there and get me out of here!”
  • “ i- i don’t know… what did you do?”
  • “ ah, i’m gonna die here listening to this moron.”
  • “ just cut the ropes! hurry!”
  • “ fine! come on, then. what are you waiting for?”
  • “ you in a rush to die?”
  • “ who’s gonna kill him/her? who’s gonna do it?”
  • “ come on in, sunshine. don’t be shy. your mother wasn’t. chop-chop!”
  • “ who are you talking to?”
  • “ well, we’re off to a good start. what d’ya say? wanna have some fun before the main event?”
  • “ i’d be proud if i wasn’t so bloody terrified.”
  • “ gotta be honest, you don’t make the world’s funniest clown.”
  • “ but… we can fix that. let’s turn that frown upside-down.”
  • “ ah, shut up, you big baby.”
  • “ we have to find ___ and kill him/her.”
  • “ looks like i’m not the only one trying to kill that guy/gal.”
  • “ i’m sorry, what? speak up.”
  • “ what are you doing in my house?”
  • “ oh, i heard you. i’m just surprised you knew the word!”
  • “ speaking of words, any last ones?”
  • “ i don’t work for ___.”
  • “ stop pretending that you’re anything but muscle! yes, you used to be someone, but those days are past!”
  • “ remember when i put a knife in your mom’s back? that was awful, wasn’t it? you never did anything about it.”
  • “ nahh… you had your chance to kill me.”
  • “ stop turning us against each other.”
  • “ oh, if you think i’m going anywhere with you…”
  • “ you realize you have to carry him now?”
  • “ is there a plan for all this madness?”
  • “ these people don’t want a plan, they want an excuse.”
  • “ all they want is someone to tell them: do it. kill them, it doesn’t matter. it doesn’t.”
  • “ ooh, i love this game!”
  • “ you won’t get away with it.”
  • “ already did. now shush. i need to concentrate.”
  • “ so what’s the point?”
  • “ the point is that all these people out here, looting, robbing, killing, they’re the people who wash your car, who pour your coffee, who take out your trash.”
  • “ and what happened the moment the lights went out? they showed their true faces.”
  • “ that’s not true. there are good people in ___.”
  • “ face it kid, there are no heroes.”
  • “ hey, hey! foul! s/he pushed me, did you see that?”
  • “ you want to kill someone? let’s get on with it, come on!”
  • “ you’re so boring, ___.”
  • “ did that hurt?”
  • “ all right. enough dilly-dally. to the main event.”
  • “ where the hell is our backup?”
  • “ yeah, but we can’t wait, mate.”
  • “ hear ye, hear ye, gather around! the show is about to begin.”
  • “ well, i think we can all agree that tonight was a rousing success.”
  • “ we brought this miserable city to it’s knees.”
  • “ well, so what do you say? shall we end the night with a bang? or better yet, a boom?”
  • “ what’s next? death by a thousand cuts, very poetic. i like it.”
  • “ this is very important: whatever you do, please, definitely try this at home. preferably on a family member.”
  • “ you ready, partner?”
  • “ you’re just in time for the big finish!”
  • “ i suppose i underestimated you.”
  • “ it’s the curse of great beauty.”
  • “ honestly, wasn’t too hard.”
  • “ and brother, did you ever take the bait.”
  • “ well, i hope you’re happy at the head of the table.”
  • “ you know, i think of it as a limited partnership that needs dissolving.”
  • “ oh, ___. where are you, boy/girl? come on out, boy/girl. i won’t hurt ya.”
  • “ you ruined my show. hiding’s just gonna make things worse.”
  • “ i didn’t come here to hide. i wanted you to follow me.”
  • “ you’re going to pay for what you’ve done.”
  • “ why don’t you call him?”
  • “ it is our time to rule.”
  • “ you understand if i feel compelled to refuse?”
  • “ i’d do it in three.”
  • “ give up ___, save your own ass. live to love another day. hey?”
  • “ what’s going on? you have a weird look on your face. like, weirder than normal.”
  • “ you’re right. i should want him/her dead.”
  • “ should? you loved him/her, and s/he betrayed you.”
  • “ so you’d rather die than give up the wo/man that tried to kill you?”
  • “ i would! isn’t that crazy?”
  • “ guess you’re not as smart as you thought you were.”
  • “ you’re in this together. but why?”
  • “ because i didn’t want to just take what you had. i wanted to take what you believed. i wanted you to die, knowing that you were incapable of loving another person.”
  • “ but i can! i just proved that, right? does that mean i passed?”
  • “ i… don’t know what it means.”
  • “ i have to tell ya, this is way more fun than i was expecting.”
  • “ we make a good team, you and me.”
  • “ is that what this is about? yeesh…”
  • “ this is about doing what’s right.”
  • “ you wanna be a hero? tell you what, buddy… i’ll give you a fighting chance.”
  • “ let’s do this mano y mano, my little conquistador.”
  • “ what kind of hero tackles someone from behind?!”
  • “ let it out! that’s it, that’s it. let it out! do it.”
  • “ i thought you were dead.”
  • “ can’t get rid off me that easily, can you, mate?”
  • “ behind you!”
  • “ you wish i would’ve shot him?”
  • “ at least you get to say you punched a man’s face off, that’s something, right?”
  • “ come on, let me buy you breakfast.”
  • “ well, gotta say. the clown make-up was way more terrifying than the damage underneath.”
  • “ did i ever tell you that i don’t like clowns?”
  • “ in a couple of days, you’ll be back to your old self, i guarantee it.”
  • “ you ready to tell me what happened?”
  • “ i almost killed him/her.”
  • “ ah, but you didn’t, now, did you? you controlled your anger.”
  • “ it wasn’t just anger.”
  • “ the idea of killing him felt like… it felt like justice.”
  • “ there’s a very fine line between justice and vengeance.”
  • “ i knew where the line was tonight. i didn’t cross it.”
  • “ if you keep going, you’re gonna need rules. rules you cannot and you will not break. never mind what the reason, never mind what the circumstance.”
  • “ i will not kill.”
  • “ tonight was close.”
  • “ soon we will act, and you will be called upon. are you prepared?”
  • “ never fear. you are only part of the plan.”
  • “ are you sure about this?”
  • “ hello, ___. it’s been a long time.”
  • “ i love you.”
  • “ you need to listen to me when i tell you by doing this, it will change you.”
  • “ i’ve killed before.”
  • “ you need me, just as i need you! you cannot have one without another.”
  • “ you can’t talk your way out of this!”
  • “ i’ve wanted you to suffer as i suffered!”
  • “ when i met you, you were a nervous, jittery loser. you were nothing! i created you, and i am the only one in the world who truly sees you as you are. who you can still become.”
  • “ you can’t do this…! are you listening to me?”
  • “ i’m listening.”
  • “ say something.”